I was out with a group of my girlfriends last night and several of them are E.R. nurses.
They start telling gross nurse stories & of course up comes the topic of people coming in with random objects right up the booty.
Amongst some of these objects were an electric toothbrush, a glass candle stick holder that had broken inside, a circular hair brush, and get this... a mayonaisse jar.
Most common explanation from the patient as to what happened ...
"I fell on it".
Why?
