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  • spamiam
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 272
    #1

    I have a friend with me NOW with a dildo lost in her ass

    no joke

    Can anyone tell me what to do? It's about 6 inches and made of some sort of sillicone material. It's narrow at both ends. Someone please help us.


    should she walk around, lay on her back with legs in the air or should she squat.

    How embarraing a situation. I am pretty sure I'm asking the right people for advice, please help.
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    • VicD
      ICQ: 304-611-162
      • Feb 2005
      • 13245
      #2
      Let her fart a couple of times, this usually helps

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204
          #3
          Stick your fist in it and search.

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            • Jakke PNG
              ex-TeenGodFather
              • Nov 2001
              • 20306
              #4
              Ram 500grams of margarine up his ass and tell him to go take a shit.
              ..and I'm off.

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                • notabook
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 9748
                  #5
                  You may have to end up going to the doc... =\ Try to get her to lay on her side and tell her to relax. If you can help her, with a latex glove and some lube, reach inside her and probe. Don't go too deep, if you don't feel it you are probably going to have to bring her to the doc.

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                    • Klen
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 32235
                      #6
                      Give her laxative,that would help.

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                        • Phoenix
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 35475
                          #7
                          shit man..if she cant feel where it is..you might have to go to a doctor..or just let her shit it out
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                            • istanboys
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 965
                              #8
                              go to first aid immediately..

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                                • spamiam
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 272
                                  #9
                                  thanks for taking me seriously

                                  Originally posted by notabook
                                  You may have to end up going to the doc... =\ Try to get her to lay on her side and tell her to relax. If you can help her, with a latex glove and some lube, reach inside her and probe. Don't go too deep, if you don't feel it you are probably going to have to bring her to the doc.
                                  This "is" a scary situation. She says she feels like pushing every once in a while. It's been about an hour. She is not in any pain. Would a laxitive oe enema help?

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                                    • Jman
                                      Already an AI veteran
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 22838
                                      #10
                                      Give her some laxative then after 20 minutes put mouth around her ass hole and start sucking and wish the first hard thing that hits your lips is a dildo.

                                      Good luck
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                                        • Gasper
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by JMan
                                          Give her some laxative then after 20 minutes put mouth around her ass hole and start sucking and wish the first hard thing that hits your lips is a dildo.

                                          Good luck
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                                            • lakroze
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 3527
                                              #12
                                              now this thread deserves see sig

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                                                • Goblin
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 401
                                                  #13
                                                  No problem.

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                                                    • gornyhuy
                                                      Chafed.
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 18041
                                                      #14
                                                      This is why you use a BUTT PLUG. Its wide at the base for a reason.

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                                                        • ro8in
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 1542
                                                          #15
                                                          errrr..

                                                          Just feed her allot of McDonalds it will come out..
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                                                          Offcourse its a dude posting here. Probably a fut ugly one too. Fuck still people falling for this 100 year old trick

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                                                            • Murderous
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 3938
                                                              #16
                                                              Sit on the shitter and relax... in about 15-45 minutes you will hear a splash. Better take a book or magazine.

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                                                                • v4 media
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                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                  • 2934
                                                                  #17
                                                                  this thread is useless without pics...

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                                                                    • Sosa
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 40149
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by v4 media
                                                                      this thread is useless without pics...
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                                                                        • JD
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 22651
                                                                          #19
                                                                          damn that's pretty shitty

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                                                                            • tayloryum
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 423
                                                                              #20
                                                                              have her eat something. this will start the process of peristalsis:

                                                                              Peristalsis is the rhythmic contraction of smooth muscles to propel contents through the digestive tract.

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                                                                                • Tanya_AWP
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                                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                                  • 858
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Give her a laxative....


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                                                                                    • johnydo
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                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 91
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by vicd
                                                                                      Let her fart a couple of times, this usually helps
                                                                                      LOL yes that should help.

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                                                                                        • TG Rebecca
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                          • 2450
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          good luck with everything. not sure what to recommend her doing but be careful, when something gets lost in the anus it has so many places to go.. whereas if it were lost into the vagina it would only be able to go into a cul-de-sac type of environment. dildos/vibrators without a wide base or fake balls should never be used in there.. but at least you/she knows for next time!

                                                                                          i really hope she doesn't have to go to the doctor, keep us posted!

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                                                                                            • StarkReality
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 4444
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Go see a doctor, a laxative can work, but it could be dangerous as well if this thing doesn't move. It's embarassing, yes, but if sitting on the toilet and relaxing doesn't help, it's the safest way...way better than any damages down there.

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                                                                                                • HighSociety
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                                                  • 1786
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I would not give her a laxative, it might be blocking her up and taking that will make everything come out which will not work if it is blocked and really fuck it up, just go to a doctor, i'm sure this is something that happens all the time LOL
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                                                                                                    • AZSarah
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                                                      • 1651
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Wow, I just posted a thread about something kind of like this that my Nurse friends were talking about last night.
                                                                                                      She needs to go to the hospital.. once something gets to a certain point there is a second sphincter muscle that acts as a vacuum... she probably needs to seek medical attention to have it removed if it reached that point.

                                                                                                      Crazy stuff, at least it's a dildo and not a toothbrush or something. Now that would be embarassing.
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                                                                                                        • Angelo22
                                                                                                          Writer
                                                                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                                                                          • 3123
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by JMan
                                                                                                          Give her some laxative then after 20 minutes put mouth around her ass hole and start sucking and wish the first hard thing that hits your lips is a dildo.

                                                                                                          Good luck
                                                                                                          Hahaha, unless the laxative didnt have any effect
                                                                                                          and she still has rock hard shit in her
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                                                                                                            • bobby666
                                                                                                              boots are my religion
                                                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                                                              • 21765
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              1st stick it then lick it

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                                                                                                                • shekinah
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                                                                  • 8452
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  drinking of laxatives may not help much I guess.. Go to the doctor at once we're not sure if that will infect her, though she says she's not feeling anything wrong. That's kinda scary you know..

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                                                                                                                    • tony299
                                                                                                                      lurker
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                      • 57021
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      dont fuck around go str8 to the emergency room, its embrassing but she can get very fucked up not going.

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                                                                                                                        • viva celebs
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                                                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                          • 681
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          give her an extra $50 for her work related injury and tell her to be on her way

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                                                                                                                            • g$$$
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                                                                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                              • 2807
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              this happened to a patient at the hospital i used to work at...

                                                                                                                              except it was a v-8 bottle...hahah...

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                                                                                                                                • HomerSimpson
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                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 13826
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by v4 media
                                                                                                                                  this thread is useless without pics...
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                                                                                                                                    • Pumba
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                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 1094
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Try jumping on her stomach. The dildo might get out like rocket.

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                                                                                                                                        • DirtyDanza
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 8375
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          well since your in vegas bring her to me and we wil dig in there
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                                                                                                                                            • MattO
                                                                                                                                              The O is for Oohhh
                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 10861
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              cigarette and a cup of coffee, that'll set the crap muscles in work

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                                                                                                                                                • d00t
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 3766
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  crappy situation to be in!

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                                                                                                                                                    • candyflip
                                                                                                                                                      Carpe Visio
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 43069
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Call Bobby Brown.

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                                                                                                                                                        • viki
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 2640
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          If it makes you feel any better, my sister is a doctor and when she did her ER rotation, for residency, she said this was way more common than anyone would think. She heard stories from other doctors of fishing out golf balls, screwdrivers, shot glasses, etc.

                                                                                                                                                          Just remember that although it's embarrassing, the doctors have seen much much worse.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Z
                                                                                                                                                              Vidi Vici Veni
                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 6308
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Just have her squat and massage the left (her left) side of her stomach in a downward motion (google "descending colon"). Pop a tube of lube up her butt and grease it up like a diesel mechanic lubing up an 18 wheeler. If the massaging and very gentle pushing doesn't do the trick, go see a doc.

                                                                                                                                                              DO NOT PUSH HARD...she can blow blood vessels, veins, prolapse her rectum, on and on.

                                                                                                                                                              Good luck

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                                                                                                                                                                • Boobs
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                                  • 7875
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  this thread is hilarious

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                                                                                                                                                                    • zibril
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                                      • 731
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Good luck man...

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                                                                                                                                                                        • rowan
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 17393
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          So what ended up happening?

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                                                                                                                                                                            • After Shock Media
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 35299
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                                                                                                                                                                              This thread is fantastic.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • bdld
                                                                                                                                                                                  $100,000
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 11452
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  stick another dildo in with some super-glue on the end of it, the other one will come right out.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • GatorB
                                                                                                                                                                                      The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 18208
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Get a gerbil tie a string around it's tail insert it into her ass and let him get it out

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Michaelious
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 6720
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by v4 media
                                                                                                                                                                                          this thread is useless without pics...
                                                                                                                                                                                          Genius

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • lulu36
                                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 1332
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Z
                                                                                                                                                                                              Just have her squat and massage the left (her left) side of her stomach in a downward motion (google "descending colon"). Pop a tube of lube up her butt and grease it up like a diesel mechanic lubing up an 18 wheeler. If the massaging and very gentle pushing doesn't do the trick, go see a doc.

                                                                                                                                                                                              DO NOT PUSH HARD...she can blow blood vessels, veins, prolapse her rectum, on and on.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Good luck
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • ffblueocean
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 231
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  bumping to find out what happened...good luck!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • tranza
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 57559
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Tell her to take a shit.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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