I just now almost died by way of a caramel apple

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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    I just now almost died by way of a caramel apple

    Those things are fucking dangerous.
  • xxxice
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 5042

    #2
    What happened ?

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    • Best-In-BC
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      • Jun 2002
      • 9509

      #3
      He tried sticking the hole thingin his mouth, lol, j/k
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      • Manowar
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        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4
        they are sugar tastic

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872

          #5
          Originally posted by vanderweb
          What happened ?
          A big piece of apple was stuck to a hunk of caramel which in turn was stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn't get it off. It was near the back and I couldnt breathe out of my mouth. It's a good thing my nasal passage was clear otherwise I would've been fucked.

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          • Shoehorn!
            Die With Your Boots On
            • Oct 2003
            • 22872

            #6
            Originally posted by Best-In-BC
            He tried sticking the hole thingin his mouth, lol, j/k
            I did bite off a bit too much I think.

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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872

              #7
              Originally posted by Manowar
              they are sugar tastic
              Hell yeah they are. The best part is its an apple, so you can just pretend that you're eating something healthy and feel better about the whole situation.

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              • xxxice
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 5042

                #8
                Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                A big piece of apple was stuck to a hunk of caramel which in turn was stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn't get it off. It was near the back and I couldnt breathe out of my mouth. It's a good thing my nasal passage was clear otherwise I would've been fucked.
                Ah yes had same thing happen before; glad you are ok

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                • sumphatpimp
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 5235

                  #9
                  your first lesson at deepthroat.
                  breathe through your nose.

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                  • Shoehorn!
                    Die With Your Boots On
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22872

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                    your first lesson at deepthroat.
                    breathe through your nose.

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                    • Shoehorn!
                      Die With Your Boots On
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22872

                      #11
                      Originally posted by vanderweb
                      Ah yes had same thing happen before; glad you are ok
                      They really should come with warning labels or something.

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                      • WebairGerard
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                        • Sep 2005
                        • 8113

                        #12
                        shit! Did you see dead people?

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                        • EroticySteve
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                          • Mar 2005
                          • 4365

                          #13
                          Ah State Fair time of year.
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                          • Shoehorn!
                            Die With Your Boots On
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22872

                            #14
                            Originally posted by WebairGerard
                            shit! Did you see dead people?
                            Yeah, check it out.

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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872

                              #15
                              Originally posted by EroticySteve
                              Ah State Fair time of year.
                              It was one of those make your own caramel apple kits.

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                              • kosmic
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                                • Apr 2002
                                • 871

                                #16
                                lol ... that would have been a funny autopsy report.
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                                • LittleSassy
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                                  • May 2005
                                  • 7402

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!

                                  utterly disturbing...

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                                  • After Shock Media
                                    It's coming look busy
                                    • Mar 2001
                                    • 35299

                                    #18
                                    Really people, a carmel apple on a stick is just silly as all hell logistically speaking at least though they are indeed tasty.
                                    So to make this culinary edible more practicle may I suggest next time cutting the apple into wedges after it has been carmalized or if your doing your own pre cut them and use toothpick sticks. Both work much better and are a great deal easier to manage.

                                    Next topic frozen bananna's and chipped teeth.

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                                    • Havalina
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                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 202

                                      #19
                                      God I want one now, how do you make those things?

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                                      • Shoehorn!
                                        Die With Your Boots On
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 22872

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                        Really people, a carmel apple on a stick is just silly as all hell logistically speaking at least though they are indeed tasty.
                                        So to make this culinary edible more practicle may I suggest next time cutting the apple into wedges after it has been carmalized or if your doing your own pre cut them and use toothpick sticks. Both work much better and are a great deal easier to manage.

                                        Next topic frozen bananna's and chipped teeth.
                                        That is a great idea, however the one flaw that I have found in the past is that the exposed inner apple turns brown after a short period of being on deck to be eaten, and thus makes the whole situation less attractive. If only we could invent some type of spray or coating the prevent this from happening, we would be rich and our children could grow up being the heirs to an apple preservation empire.

                                        I'll call Dow and see if they will lend us a few chemical engineers for this project.

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                                        • Shoehorn!
                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 22872

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Havalina
                                          God I want one now, how do you make those things?
                                          They have kits at the grocery store. Heat the caramel and melt it over an apple with a stick in it and app the topings of your choice, mine is ground peanuts or walnuts. Although some stores sell $8 caramel apples with Oreo Cookie pieces or sprinkles, so apparantly those are desirable toppings as well.

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                                          • After Shock Media
                                            It's coming look busy
                                            • Mar 2001
                                            • 35299

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                            That is a great idea, however the one flaw that I have found in the past is that the exposed inner apple turns brown after a short period of being on deck to be eaten, and thus makes the whole situation less attractive. If only we could invent some type of spray or coating the prevent this from happening, we would be rich and our children could grow up being the heirs to an apple preservation empire.

                                            I'll call Dow and see if they will lend us a few chemical engineers for this project.
                                            Such a chemical is called asorbic acid. Or you can just delute some lemon, lime, or any citrus juice and use it. Prevent oxidation of the fruit. Hell you do not even need to delute it really.

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