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  • MetaformX
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 6704

    #501
    Originally posted by Jessica


    And why would I want to end this delightful charade so soon?

    Put your money where your mouth is or shut the fuck up... bitch.

    oh, now you just becoming vulgar....PMS can be nasty when you are 15

    calm down, take a deep breath, and go find Lars....I think he has cock with your name on it, bitch

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    • Jessica
      Registered User
      • Jan 2003
      • 44

      #502
      Just as I thought... behold the man with no nuts!

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      • cherrylula
        lol
        • Jan 2002
        • 15969

        #503
        <img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/images/animpiss.gif>

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        • MetaformX
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 6704

          #504
          Alright, I am calling your pussy ass out
          you thought you could escape my trained eye, but nah, even the real Jessica can mack it better than that

          P I M P D O G , Lars is calling you

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          • ControlThy
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 1909

            #505
            It is 12clicks.
            Promote our unique Voyeur and Fetish sites!

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            • MetaformX
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 6704

              #506
              Originally posted by Jessica
              Just as I thought... behold the man with no nuts!
              \

              nah Pimpdog, I got the nads...
              or should I start calling you Jessica now? I am pretty sure Jessica has no nads

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              • p1mpdogg
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Nov 2002
                • 16714

                #507
                Originally posted by MetaformX
                \

                nah Pimpdog, I got the nads...
                or should I start calling you Jessica now? I am pretty sure Jessica has no nads
                dude, i am not jessica..
                A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                • MetaformX
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 6704

                  #508
                  pimpdog, comon now, i thought you had skills? Why you so slow bro? This is not good for your reputation...
                  Maybe you should set up a post automation system, so you can just press a button and have it post one of your usual clever lines, like "bitch" and "your a bitch" and your moma is a bitch"

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                  • MetaformX
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 6704

                    #509
                    Originally posted by p1mpdogg


                    dude, i am not jessica..
                    hehe
                    bro, but you are

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                    • p1mpdogg
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 16714

                      #510
                      I AM NOT JESSICA DOOD
                      A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                      • greentea
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 6580

                        #511
                        Pimpdogg this is one of your better spoofs..


                        Meta nailed it, he is correct to.
                        blunts

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                        • Voodoo
                          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 10600

                          #512
                          It's not pimpdog.

                          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                          • p1mpdogg
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 16714

                            #513
                            are you kidding me? Why would I do this? I have never done anything like this before.. I have always stated who i was if i posted under another nick.. like buddy, marlboro and a few others.. but that was months ago.. Im heading to vegas in a few hours, no reason to start a lame thread like this that I couldnt finish.
                            A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                            • Brujah
                              Beer Money Baron
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 22157

                              #514
                              Is that Hungryman playing the little girl again ?!

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                              • Jessica
                                Registered User
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 44

                                #515
                                MetaformX is now officially my bitch.

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                                • MetaformX
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 6704

                                  #516
                                  Originally posted by Jessica
                                  MetaformX is now officially my bitch.
                                  Jessica I haver you narrowed down to 2 people
                                  Let it be known that I called pimpdog out, and I am speaking to him on icq now, and he is saying it is not him...

                                  I told him I will take his word and trust him, so based on that trust, I will say it is not pimpdog. But if it turns out to be pimpdog, than that would be real dirty of pimpdog.

                                  That leaves me with 1 person

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                                  • Jessica
                                    Registered User
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 44

                                    #517

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                                    • MetaformX
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 6704

                                      #518
                                      Originally posted by MetaformX

                                      That leaves me with 1 person
                                      but enough drama for one night. Thanx again Jessica for a memorable night. Go smoke a Lars on me darling

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                                      • Loch
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 7674

                                        #519
                                        hehehe im stunned

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                                        • Jessica
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 44

                                          #520
                                          Originally posted by Jessica
                                          MetaformX is now officially my bitch.

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                                          • cherrylula
                                            lol
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 15969

                                            #521
                                            <img src=http://www.aafp.org/afp/20010615/2391_f4.jpg>

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                                            • Loch
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 7674

                                              #522
                                              Originally posted by Voodoo

                                              Damnit! Man, you cock smokin' salad tosser!

                                              hehehe
                                              BWAAAHHAHAHA

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                                              • Loch
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 7674

                                                #523
                                                Lens = jessica
                                                Mayo = bone

                                                COMMON cant you see it

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                                                • MetaformX
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 6704

                                                  #524
                                                  Originally posted by Loch
                                                  Lens = jessica
                                                  Mayo = bone

                                                  COMMON cant you see it
                                                  you want to get banned, don't you? hehe

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                                                  • Loch
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 7674

                                                    #525
                                                    Originally posted by MetaformX


                                                    you want to get banned, don't you? hehe
                                                    They promised me a i wouldent be as long as i dident post the juicy pictures i have

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                                                    • MetaformX
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 6704

                                                      #526
                                                      Originally posted by Loch

                                                      They promised me a i wouldent be as long as i dident post the juicy pictures i have
                                                      I need some good black mail material on those two as well, as I am sure i may get banned again
                                                      maybe we should talk

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                                                      • MetaformX
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 6704

                                                        #527
                                                        sleep time
                                                        gonna go dream about jessica...Just call me Lars

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                                                        • Loch
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 7674

                                                          #528
                                                          Originally posted by MetaformX
                                                          sleep time
                                                          gonna go dream about jessica...Just call me Lars
                                                          heheh you mean Lens?
                                                          dident know you were into that

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                                                          • cherrylula
                                                            lol
                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 15969

                                                            #529
                                                            <img src=http://overmindesign.com/images/jessica.gif>
                                                            This is an original creation.

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                                                            • stanton
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 2640

                                                              #530
                                                              i am going nuts i tell ya!!!!!

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                                                              • stanton
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 2640

                                                                #531
                                                                I hate all of you fuckers! kept me up all night!!
                                                                Last edited by stanton; 01-06-2003, 04:51 AM.

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                                                                • X37375787

                                                                  #532
                                                                  ok, this thread got too complicated after page 7.

                                                                  Time to head over there and post some more of Labret's favorites.

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                                                                  • Sassyass
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 1101

                                                                    #533
                                                                    Code:
                                                                    <table bgcolor="#000000"><tr> <td>
                                                                    <div align="left">
                                                                      <table border="0" width="700" height="316" bgcolor="#000000">
                                                                        <tr>
                                                                          <td width="527" height="155">
                                                                    <b><font size="3"><font color="#FFFFFF">
                                                                    Luvs Preteens childhood was what you?d call a little less than ordinary. While his peers were learning their ABC?s,
                                                                    Luvs began training in
                                                                    the art of sucking his own dick. When he was five, without any formal training, he began
                                                                    fisting himself. By the time he turned seven he was designing clothing.<br>
                                                                    His cigar brought him worldwide recognition, Though it is small, he showed it in
                                                                    every school yard from San Fransisco to Boston, but Luvs did not begin that venture until the ripe old age of fifteen. He was determined to create a product that would be nothing less than the best and, at the same time, expose the ancient cigar
                                                                    flashing techniques to the new world. The conditioning process he uses dates back thousands of years.<br>
                                                                    Luvs also began selling his body at seventeen and for the past twenty years he?s had a consistent following of those who have the wherewithal to become a collector of his</font>
                                                                     ass.<br>
                                                                    With is right hand man One Ton of Mayo, Luvs will rule conquer all web boards,
                                                                    remove filth from the internet, and create a loving world for men who love boys.</font></b></td>
                                                                          <td width="167" height="155" valign="top"><img border="0" src="http://www.Larstetens.com/images/tails%20crop.JPG" width="148" height="265"><img border="0" src="http://24a69.com/upload_pics/russel/russel%20ear%208-9-02.JPG" width="225" height="169"></td>
                                                                        </tr>
                                                                      </table>
                                                                      </td></tr></table>

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                                                                    • pink_in_the_middle
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 4503

                                                                      #534
                                                                      Hey Kelly
                                                                      pinkysteph AT gmail DOT com

                                                                      I'm a native english speaker from Canada with a firm ass, excellent grammar and punctuation skills. If you're in need of text for your: blog, paysite galleries, DVD covers, image cropping, content purchasing, content insertion or anything else along these lines, please feel free to give me a shout. And I’m female to boot

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                                                                      • DR_PHIL
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 4099

                                                                        #535
                                                                        was that jessica throwing the cat in the other threads?

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                                                                        • JamesK
                                                                          hi
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 16731

                                                                          #536
                                                                          "I have found a totally new and innovative way to enjoy Lars Tetens. Heat a pan of water on the stove, insert one Phat cigar and viola!!! the whole house smells ... well ..ah ... different. "

                                                                          "I actually placed one in my anus to improve the flavor. "

                                                                          Sounds like some good cigars...

                                                                          "I INMERSE MY CIGARS IN URINE COLLECTED FROM VESTAL VIRGINS. IT HAS A SPECIAL PHENOMORE THAT ATTRACTS MEN TO SUCK ON THESE STICKS.I AM BOTTLING AND SELLING THIS JUICE TO ALL THOSE THAT HAVE PURCHASED MY CIGARS IN THE PAST. YOU GUYS ARE JUST ENVIOUS OF MY SUCCESS. LOVE & PEACE....LARS."
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                                                                          • quiet
                                                                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                            • 25115

                                                                            #537
                                                                            probably was aaron. good job

                                                                            and it was kinda funny watching some of you dance...
                                                                            Last edited by quiet; 01-06-2003, 09:28 AM.
                                                                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                            • xxxdesign-net
                                                                              My hips don't lie
                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 10129

                                                                              #538
                                                                              Whoever it wason this board... Their board ( http://24a69.com/default.asp ), ton of mayo, jessica, Lars are real... some of them have over 1000 posts... YOu cannot fake that....

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                                                                              • Honeyslut
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 6436

                                                                                #539
                                                                                Originally posted by lars tetens esq.
                                                                                Hello.

                                                                                I came across this board after a member of this forum came to my website at http://www.24169.com and started to cause trouble. At first he was just a nuisance, but his efforts escalated and soon he was posting hardcore pornographic pictures and trying to ruin the board. My skilled administrator was able to lock him out of the system and remove his disgusting posts, but not before the damage was done: dozens of impressionable young people had seen this vulgar x-rated material, and believe me, it was most disturbing.

                                                                                This is without even going into his attempts at identity theft on my board, and his blatant personal attacks on my members.

                                                                                Jessica and Mayo have been great in coming here and defending our board, although Mayo has been a little more blunt than I would have liked - but he is young, and boisterous in his youthful inexperience, and I thank him for his intentions. Now I have copied of these pages, and admissions of guilt on "Dildozer's" part and several others, which my lawyers will be passing on to the relevant authorities. I also have palpable proof of slander against my good name.

                                                                                I demand that the administrators of this board provide me with full contact details of all the users that have participated in this thead. I also demand that all users of this forum cease in using my site, and that no more hacking attempts are made. My administrator is standing by ready to deal with any more atteampts to breach our security.
                                                                                \\\No, you can't have my daughters..


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                                                                                • Josh
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 1450

                                                                                  #540
                                                                                  Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                                                  <img src=http://overmindesign.com/images/jessica.gif>
                                                                                  This is an original creation.
                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                  • scorpy
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                                    • 457

                                                                                    #541

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                                                                                    • quiet
                                                                                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                                                      • 25115

                                                                                      #542
                                                                                      Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                                                                      Whoever it wason this board... Their board ( http://24a69.com/default.asp ), ton of mayo, jessica, Lars are real... some of them have over 1000 posts... YOu cannot fake that....
                                                                                      uh no shit they're real - *on a different board*. this started a long time ago. however, none of the people posting in this thread are those people.

                                                                                      it was a fake. obviously. if you read the thread, all the characters end up admiting it.
                                                                                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                      • Honeyslut
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 6436

                                                                                        #543
                                                                                        Originally posted by dig420
                                                                                        Metaform is almost as annoying as Lars

                                                                                        Nah, Meta is CUTE and knows who to treat the women on the board.


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                                                                                        • x-vision
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 1013

                                                                                          #544
                                                                                          start to finish this was one of the funniest things I've ever read. i was so convinced last night that this was some weird cult
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                                                                                          • Roxane
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                                            • 154

                                                                                            #545
                                                                                            Damn! What a let down ...

                                                                                            Well, at least this thread made me come out of my shell and post on GFY. So, for that, thank you and go fuck yourself.

                                                                                            I have honestly never laughed so hard in my life.

                                                                                            But the truth of the matter is this Lar guy is real and he is kind of sick. For gods sake, he's 37 years old and runs a board where 15 year olds are asking to fuck him. There are so many things wrong with that.

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                                                                                            • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                              • 4751

                                                                                              #546
                                                                                              Originally posted by oNe ToN oF mAyo
                                                                                              Damn, I was doing so well too. All good things have to come to an end I suppose...

                                                                                              Well, three fiddy anyway... BITCHES.

                                                                                              Good night and

                                                                                              GO FUCK YOURSELF!

                                                                                              YOU FUKKING LITTLE ASIAN BITCH !!! =)P

                                                                                              Bone ... I have a new found admiration for a style that only YOU could pull off .... Unlike Diabetic Rage, Anal Hobbit, and Sweet Jimmy ... I did not sniff you out this time !!!

                                                                                              Here's to a job very well done !!! You still have your touch

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                                                                                              • Dildozer
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                                • 7519

                                                                                                #547
                                                                                                holy shit i woke up an hour ago and i read thru the whole thing.

                                                                                                I'm kinda disappointed to see that they were all characters, although this thread did some work as Lars seems to have removed a whole section on his board.

                                                                                                I knew One Ton was a fake, but still funny as hell, it kept me up til 5 am

                                                                                                I enjoyed all that goatse
                                                                                                they now removed the forum code and html code again
                                                                                                til next time
                                                                                                think we should send 'em over to this thread so the REAL people start posting here?

                                                                                                Congrats on the people who played the characters,
                                                                                                and a special congrats to metaformX for being so fuckin entertaining i split my sides

                                                                                                And if those characters are the real ones, then you're the stupidest fucks to ever walk this earth
                                                                                                Spam link here

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                                                                                                • JackFoley
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 858

                                                                                                  #548
                                                                                                  THE END

                                                                                                  SUBMIT | TRADE | CONTACT

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                                                                                                  • Dildozer
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                                                    • 7519

                                                                                                    #549
                                                                                                    Originally posted by JackFoley
                                                                                                    THE END

                                                                                                    I'm very very sad now
                                                                                                    i think i'm gonna cry
                                                                                                    Spam link here

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                                                                                                    • stanton
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                      • 2640

                                                                                                      #550
                                                                                                      so who was behind those characters?!

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