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  • Machete_
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    • Oct 2002
    • 14579

    #1

    The Next James Bond is Tom Cruise < < - - Breaking news

    You heard it here first.. he bought the rights to the James Bond movies, and will turn it in to a marketing stunt for Scientology

    ... I think
  • wallst
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    • Aug 2004
    • 1621

    #2
    thats gonna suck...Pierce Brosnan is the epic bond.
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    • After Shock Media
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      • Mar 2001
      • 35299

      #3
      Isnt there some sort of rule that you can not be the mission impossible guy and bond?

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      • Midnight_13
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        • Sep 2005
        • 151

        #4
        Goddamn you want his cock
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        • poorwebmaster
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          • Feb 2003
          • 1137

          #5
          YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME?

          He's way too short.

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          • Rui
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            • Dec 2001
            • 9533

            #6
            very bad bad taste joke...not funny at all!

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            • gornyhuy
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              • May 2002
              • 18041

              #7
              So lame... yhbt yl hand

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              • Machete_
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                • Oct 2002
                • 14579

                #8
                eeeeehhehehehhehehhehehehehehehhehe .. this is to funny

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                • robfantasy
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                  • Jun 2002
                  • 6445

                  #9
                  tom cruise wouldnt be a good james bond..

                  he should stick with mission impossible
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                  • Manowar
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                    • Dec 2003
                    • 71528

                    #10

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                    • StuartD
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 29903

                      #11
                      Originally posted by robfantasy
                      tom cruise wouldnt be a good james bond..

                      he should stick with mission impossible
                      actually he should give that up as well.
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                      • teleblade69
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                        • Nov 2003
                        • 1063

                        #12
                        Is Mr. James Bond then gay afterall

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                        • Nydahl
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                          • Sep 2002
                          • 6655

                          #13
                          I would like to see those Bond girls then - maybe some dwarfs
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                          • axelcat
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                            • Jun 2002
                            • 25450

                            #14
                            the next james bond is Daniel Craig (Layer Cake)

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                            • tony299
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                              • Aug 2002
                              • 57021

                              #15
                              Originally posted by wallst
                              thats gonna suck...Pierce Brosnan is the epic bond.
                              Are you high Sean Connery was James Bond.

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                              • The Ghost
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                                • Oct 2004
                                • 12188

                                #16
                                Originally posted by wallst
                                thats gonna suck...Pierce Brosnan is the epic bond.
                                Pierce was an awesome bond and revived the franchise. Where did you get the info on this?
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                                • seeric
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                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 41917

                                  #17
                                  ROFL. stop joking. tom cruise is as much bond as i am triple h in a steel cage match

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                                  • digga
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                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 582

                                    #18
                                    fuck tom cruise. they need to get connery back in there. who gives a shit if he is old.

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                                    • chaze
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                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 9774

                                      #19
                                      Cruise has some awsome movies, too many to list be he is no James Bond.

                                      Nice joke though

                                      And this guy "Daniel Craig" is more of a villin
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                                      • smack
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                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 10652

                                        #20
                                        why don't they just break down and clone Sean Connery. no one else will ever play bond as good as he did.
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                                        • chaze
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                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 9774

                                          #21
                                          No decision has yet been made regarding casting for the role of 'James Bond'.
                                          http://www.jamesbond.com/news/pressRelease20050203.html
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                                          • Tom Cruise
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                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 203

                                            #22
                                            Cruise, Tom Cruise.

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                                            • pornguy
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                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 62910

                                              #23
                                              I would love to know where this info came from. What dream.
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                                              • LiveDose
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                                                • Feb 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ebus_dk
                                                You heard it here first.. he bought the rights to the James Bond movies, and will turn it in to a marketing stunt for Scientology

                                                ... I think

                                                Agreed...

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                                                • Radik
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                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 808

                                                  #25
                                                  bought them eh?, he must really want to be bond, james bond.

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                                                  • Ace-wtf
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                                                    • Jun 2005
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                                                    #26
                                                    sounds like the legend is gonna suffer

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                                                    • erehwon
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                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 3759

                                                      #27
                                                      The more Tom Cruise flaps his gums about Scientology, the more I get tired of him and his movies...
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                                                      • sweetME
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                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                        • 3162

                                                        #28
                                                        I can't even picture that. That would be really sucky


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                                                        • je_rome
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                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 6846

                                                          #29
                                                          the only Bond I remember are Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan, nothing in between. Is Daniel Craig confirmed already? I think they are doing Casino Royale where they will feature a younger Bond (28 y/o) and with lesser gadgets.
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                                                          • mardigras
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                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 14194

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by tony404
                                                            Are you high Sean Connery was James Bond.
                                                            I always preferred Roger Moore over Connery.
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                                                            • DamageX
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                                                              • Jun 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ebus_dk
                                                              I think
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                                                              • mardigras
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                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 14194

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by je_rome
                                                                a younger Bond (28 y/o) and with lesser gadgets.
                                                                Why not... If they are going to screw up hairspray by having john Travolta play Edna Turnblad they might as well go ahead and trash Bond too.

                                                                Maybe instead of classy Bond girls they can have some sluts doing hootchie dances all through the movie
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                                                                • neverlearn
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                                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Tom Cruise will be a wicked James Bond...youll see naysayers
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                                                                  • neverlearn
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                                                                    • Feb 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by wallst
                                                                    thats gonna suck...Pierce Brosnan is the epic bond.
                                                                    fuck when were you born? HellOOOOOOOOOOO Sean I thought....only on slyness and savoir faire
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                                                                    • Wilbo
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                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 2082

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I will be the next James Bond. They're going for a new look. The suave sophisticated image is out, fat middle-aged white trash is in.

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