How do you get your Wife/GF to STFU when you want to relax?

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  • Fred Quimby
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 5430

    #1

    How do you get your Wife/GF to STFU when you want to relax?

    It's Sunday morning and I just wanna chill but she won't shut her word hole.
  • u-Bob
    there's no $$$ in porn
    • Jul 2005
    • 33063

    #2
    duct tape!

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    • MadCat
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2002
      • 696

      #3
      tell her to stfu ?

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      • stfuvt
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 856

        #4
        honey, you are right and I am really sorry must work
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        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
          WW4L
          • Oct 2002
          • 10581

          #5
          do the dishes .. then send her to lunch with her friends..
          YOu might get some head ...I know my hubby does when he does the dishes and a laod of laundry occasionally.

          When will you guys realize to make us shut up is to do whatever it is we are bitching about..silly men.

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          • Fred Quimby
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 5430

            #6
            Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
            do the dishes .. then send her to lunch with her friends..
            YOu might get some head ...I know my hubby does when he does the dishes and a laod of laundry occasionally.

            When will you guys realize to make us shut up is to do whatever it is we are bitching about..silly men.
            I work from home 3 days a week AND take care of our 3 and 1 years olds at the same time. I already do the dishes and the laundry on those days.

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            • UltraSonic
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 1728

              #7
              Give her money?
              Your Blend, Your Product

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              • Wilbo
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 2082

                #8
                Give her money to go shopping.

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                • Raven
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 6874

                  #9
                  Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                  do the dishes .. then send her to lunch with her friends..
                  YOu might get some head ...I know my hubby does when he does the dishes and a laod of laundry occasionally.

                  When will you guys realize to make us shut up is to do whatever it is we are bitching about..silly men.
                  Damn, Mom does our laundry and dishes.....and he gets head anyway....

                  Nothing shuts us up when we don't want to shut up.....except divorce or death.

                  Hi, Betty!!
                  Raven

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                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                    WW4L
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 10581

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fred Quimby
                    I work from home 3 days a week AND take care of our 3 and 1 years olds at the same time. I already do the dishes and the laundry on those days.

                    well in that case tell hier I said to shut the fuck up..she has very little reason to bitch if you do all that...christ, I have to pull teeth to get my man to pick up after himself..let alone the kids.

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                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                      WW4L
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 10581

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Raven
                      Damn, Mom does our laundry and dishes.....and he gets head anyway....

                      Nothing shuts us up when we don't want to shut up.....except divorce or death.

                      Hi, Betty!!

                      howdy sweet thang

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                      • stephane76
                        Frenchie
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 3892

                        #12
                        lock your door and use your headphones

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                        • brizzad
                          holla
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 11769

                          #13
                          have you tried just asking her?

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                          • kaktuz
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                            • Sep 2004
                            • 2422

                            #14
                            baseball bat always works just fine ;)

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                            • Dagwolf
                              President of Canada
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 23141

                              #15
                              I make her wear this.

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                              • NoWhErE
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 10583

                                #16
                                Find a girl that gives amazing head. Bring her hom.

                                When the Girlfriend asks what the skank is doing in the house, simply respond

                                "If I can teach her to cook and clean, you're outta here!"



                                She should feel threatened enough to comply to your every wish and demand



                                or divorce you... in which case ain't so bad cause at least you got a good skank to give you head while you cry over your new found loneliness you poor son of a bitch...
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                                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                  WW4L
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 10581

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NoWhErE
                                  Find a girl that gives amazing head. Bring her hom.

                                  When the Girlfriend asks what the skank is doing in the house, simply respond

                                  "If I can teach her to cook and clean, you're outta here!"



                                  She should feel threatened enough to comply to your every wish and demand



                                  or divorce you... in which case ain't so bad cause at least you got a good skank to give you head while you cry over your new found loneliness you poor son of a bitch...

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                                  • Giorgio_Xo
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 4263

                                    #18
                                    It is impossible. Which is why I regret getting into relationships.
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                                    • sumphatpimp
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 5235

                                      #19


                                      this usually works
                                      print it out and put it up where she is sure to see it.

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                                      • Dalai lama
                                        Strength and Honor
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 16540

                                        #20
                                        Tell her to shut up.

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                                        • Thomas1007
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 5542

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Wilbo
                                          Give her money to go shopping.
                                          my thoughts exactly
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                                          • Paul Waters
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 4402

                                            #22
                                            Women believe that their partner has an obligation to listen to them whenever she wants to talk.

                                            My ex is my ex for that very reason.

                                            I am keeping my eyes open for a truly exceptional woman who does not believe this.


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                                            • seeric
                                              ..........
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 41917

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by NoWhErE
                                              Find a girl that gives amazing head. Bring her hom.

                                              When the Girlfriend asks what the skank is doing in the house, simply respond

                                              "If I can teach her to cook and clean, you're outta here!"



                                              She should feel threatened enough to comply to your every wish and demand



                                              or divorce you... in which case ain't so bad cause at least you got a good skank to give you head while you cry over your new found loneliness you poor son of a bitch...

                                              thats hilarious

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                                              • NoWhErE
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Sep 2005
                                                • 10583

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                thats hilarious

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                                                • phatzane®
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 1592

                                                  #25
                                                  my g/f doesnt smoke weed so i just make her take a shotgun and she gets stoned all day, shes usually to high to say anything and hides in my bed....


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                                                  • BlingDaddy
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                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 6343

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by sumphatpimp


                                                    this usually works
                                                    print it out and put it up where she is sure to see it.

                                                    LMAO... Yeah... show her that.
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                                                    • poorwebmaster
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                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 1137

                                                      #27
                                                      see sig last pic - let it run on your monitor...she'll get it....

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                                                      • Sosa
                                                        In Tushy Land
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 40149

                                                        #28
                                                        give her some cash and tell her to go shopping for the day. make damn sure she doesn't have the credit cards though

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                                                        • Violetta
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                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 28735

                                                          #29
                                                          I dont live with my girl yet, so I cant really answer you. But rent a movie or something... you can watch it together. i guess she will be quiet for the next 100 minutes then!
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                                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                            WW4L
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 10581

                                                            #30
                                                            I cant believe none of you fucks suggested shoving your cock in her mouth.. we know a girl cant talk while sucking dick...you guys are slacking today

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                                                            • adultchica
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 5141

                                                              #31
                                                              HAHA Next Tuesday that's a good one

                                                              When my man wants to be alone all he does is TELL ME. I get the picture. I either go out or come back on the computer and play poker. If a woman argues with you after you tell her you want to be alone, she's definitely a BITCH.

                                                              And when I tell him to leave me alone, he goes out with the boys. We don't have a problem giving eachother some free time/space. Sounds like your lady needs a BEER!

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                                                              • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                WW4L
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 10581

                                                                #32
                                                                I do leave my man alone when he tells me to shut the fuck up...but he doesnt listen to me when I tell him to shut the yap..he follows me around the house till I put my hands in my ears and start singing at the top of my lungs..or rip his vocal chords out thru his mouth

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                                                                • PAR
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                  • 1835

                                                                  #33

                                                                  http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/stfu.html

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                                                                  • Elli
                                                                    Reach for those stars!
                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 17991

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Well, with me all he has to do is tell me he's feeling antisocial and needs some quiet and would rather be alone at the moment. I pout for a minute, but I leave him alone and when he's done he comes back and gives me a hug.
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                                                                    • pornguy
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 62910

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Hit the atm, withdraw 300$ then head to hooters to catch the game, some wings, and some tits.
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                                                                      • zx35
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                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 141

                                                                        #36
                                                                        hit her with teh shovel.

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                                                                        • Kard63
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 8944

                                                                          #37
                                                                          hit her.

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                                                                          • tony299
                                                                            lurker
                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                            • 57021

                                                                            #38
                                                                            just tell her you want some chill time.

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                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 133978

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Give her money to go out

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                                                                              • BigRod
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Apr 2005
                                                                                • 3685

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                Give her money to go out
                                                                                Hahahaha I was going to say the same thing, the more money you give her the longer she will be gone!!
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                                                                                • ChrisAnubis
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                  • 1263

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Usually sticking my dick in her mouth works for me. Can't keep talking if her mouth is full.
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                                                                                  • tranza
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                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                    • 57559

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Wilbo
                                                                                    Give her money to go shopping.
                                                                                    and it really works
                                                                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                    • tristan_D
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                      • 7865

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by UltraSonic
                                                                                      Give her money?
                                                                                      ...and stuff it into her mouth.
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                                                                                      • MetaMan
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                                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                                        • 28682

                                                                                        #44

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                                                                                        • sickbeatz
                                                                                          The Hustler
                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                          • 4993

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          smack her upside the head,
                                                                                          if she still bitches.. hog tie her and put a gag in her mouth and throw her face down in the bathtub for a few hours

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                                                                                          • blazin
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                                            • 2781

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Paul Waters
                                                                                            Women believe that their partner has an obligation to listen to them whenever she wants to talk.

                                                                                            My ex is my ex for that very reason.
                                                                                            SNAP!!!!
                                                                                            I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                                                                            • blazin
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 2781

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Fred Quimby
                                                                                              I work from home 3 days a week AND take care of our 3 and 1 years olds at the same time. I already do the dishes and the laundry on those days.
                                                                                              Proper little housewife aren't ya
                                                                                              I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                                                                              • PixeLs
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Jul 2005
                                                                                                • 11922

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Just assure her that you'll be doing your sunday morning chores even if it's a bit late anyway.

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                                                                                                • Murderous
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 3938

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Drop kick her in the cocksucker.

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                                                                                                  • Ross
                                                                                                    Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                                                    • 18874

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    kick her out my house

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