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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    "Thats sad. Why is she a prostitute"

    'Cause she like-a to make money. High five.

    Ali G in 45 minutes girls.

  • Dalai lama
    Strength and Honor
    • Jul 2004
    • 16540

    #2
    I always love to watch his shows.

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    • Shoehorn!
      Die With Your Boots On
      • Oct 2003
      • 22872

      #3
      Originally posted by Dalai lama
      I always love to watch his shows.
      Yeah hes hilarious. Borat is the best character.

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      • tony299
        lurker
        • Aug 2002
        • 57021

        #4
        "THrow the jew in the well so my country can be free." I laughed so hard I cried lol

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872

          #5
          Originally posted by tony404
          "THrow the jew in the well so my country can be free." I laughed so hard I cried lol

          HAHAHA, that one was on last week. Hysterical.

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          • Young
            Bland for life
            • Nov 2004
            • 10468

            #6
            HAha the Society Dinner / Manners episode....Fucking Classic!!!

            BORAT
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            • Violetta
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              • Jul 2004
              • 28735

              #7
              He is a genius!
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              • sonofsam
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 18648

                #8
                and the jew come with da clawwww

                and the jew come with da clawwww

                .... and the jew comeee


                ...and the jew come





                i just watched the entire 1st and 2nd season with my girlfriend last night, laughed so hard my stomach hurt

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                • BigRod
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 3685

                  #9
                  yeah he is pretty funny
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                  • jukeboxfrank
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1207

                    #10
                    he's an ass hole


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                    • FrankWhite
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 3540

                      #11
                      they killed my wife on the field, they thought it was a hairy animal !

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                      • nico-t
                        emperor of my world
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 29901

                        #12
                        yea hes fucking hilarious

                        btw doomed thats a very nice sig wheres that from btw?

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                        • GweedZilla
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 549

                          #13
                          I remember when a friend first showed me ali g a few years back before too many people knew of him, i was just like "wtf is this?!" as i'm laughin my ass off.
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                          • uno
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                            • Dec 2002
                            • 18450

                            #14
                            He was amazing on Conan a week or 2 ago.

                            He said whatever country Borat is supposed to be from took an ad out in a London newspaper saying he really wasn't from there and the claims about the country were partially untrue. Hilarious stuff and great stories.

                            I first saw Ali G years ago when bumming through europe and I've loved him ever since.
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                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 38323

                              #15
                              A few Ali G. quotes...

                              There has been enough sadness since the terrible events of 7-11.

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                              So if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords...

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                              Pickles : Oh yes, of course.
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                              • reynold
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 51271

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Doomed
                                they killed my wife on the field, they thought it was a hairy animal !
                                Hey Doomed, I like your sig.

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                                • tranza
                                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 57559

                                  #17
                                  he's fucking hilarious
                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                  • Chio The Pirate
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 946

                                    #18
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                                    • Basic_man
                                      Programming King Pin
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 27360

                                      #19
                                      This guy is too hilarous !
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                                      • Chio The Pirate
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 946

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sonofsam
                                        and the jew come with da clawwww

                                        and the jew come with da clawwww

                                        .... and the jew comeee


                                        ...and the jew come
                                        Knock it away.

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                                        • tristan_D
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 7865

                                          #21
                                          he's a very good comedian.
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                                          • wildgirl
                                            My Sig was too Big! :(
                                            • May 2005
                                            • 2554

                                            #22
                                            he's pretty funny...hehe
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                                            • Scott McD
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 67792

                                              #23
                                              Never been a huge fan, but i do like some of his stuff.

                                              The interview he did with Beckham and Posh was the best i've seen...


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                                              • Gottis
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 1746

                                                #24
                                                Ali G's character in the new movie Madagascar is funny as hell, that little baby monkey Mort too.
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                                                • pradaboy
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                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 12931

                                                  #25
                                                  Ali G is too funny, I love how he takes politicians for a piss
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