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  • UltraSonic
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 1728

    #1

    What's the first thing you do right after sex?

    Some take a sigarette,
    some go home to the wife and kids,
    some unlock the office door,
    some pay the girl and hotel room,
    some wakeup wishing the dream would last forever,
    some put the doll into the closet,
    some come to gfy and brag about it (hey juicy, wasup?........ j/k)


    I don't,
    I tend to just lay there for a while and enjoy the "after sex satisfaction feeling"

    So what's your thing right after you have taken your weener out for a walk in the park?
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  • khs
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1730

    #2
    wash out the fleshlight of course
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    • poppet
      Just call me Tala! :)
      • Sep 2005
      • 1499

      #3
      Sex? What? Where?
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      • Paraskass
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 5829

        #4
        I go for kleenex.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Roll over and start snoring

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          • adultchica
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2005
            • 5141

            #6
            Drink something, wait 5-10 minutes, and then go again

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            • KingK7
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 6372

              #7
              Wake up...

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              • quiet
                we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                • Sep 2001
                • 25115

                #8
                cuddle...
                we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                • Rice_Master
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 1582

                  #9
                  rinse my cock with listerine.
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                  • Young
                    Bland for life
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 10468

                    #10
                    Pay the girl


























                    haha jk..have never paid for sex.

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                    • Pipecrew
                      Master of Gfy.com
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 14888

                      #11
                      Think how i'am politely going to get the girl home and not sleep over.

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                      • BlackCrayon
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 19634

                        #12
                        check stats
                        you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                        • CDSmith
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                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #13
                          Pick up the phone and call the wife.

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                          • 80deGreez
                            Registered User
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 13

                            #14
                            Eat and sleep, maybe a little :

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                            • Nightwind
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2005
                              • 4786

                              #15
                              I do the Macarena.

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                              • Babagirls
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                                • Feb 2001
                                • 18812

                                #16
                                cry cuz i was just getting started




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                                • Marshal
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                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 15225

                                  #17
                                  eating and sleeping is great! ;)
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                                  • GoNe
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 2892

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                    Think how i'am politely going to get the girl home and not sleep over.
                                    Same here.
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                                    • poppet
                                      Just call me Tala! :)
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 1499

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Babagirls
                                      cry cuz i was just getting started
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                                      • DonX
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                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 1917

                                        #20
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                                        • brizzad
                                          holla
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 11769

                                          #21
                                          smoke a blunt

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                                          • BIGTYMER
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                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 17066

                                            #22
                                            Smoke a cig and clean up.

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                                            • NoWhErE
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                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 10583

                                              #23
                                              I rollover twice and wonder why I'm still on that bitch
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                                              • gdog
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 1550

                                                #24
                                                I go an scrub my dick like no other, not sure why I started doing it, but every time after sex I go and clean up immediately.




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                                                • Doc911
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                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 3695

                                                  #25
                                                  I just go to sleep mostly.


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                                                  • Spunky
                                                    I need a beer
                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 133978

                                                    #26
                                                    Roll over to the dry spot

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                                                      • selena
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                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 7995

                                                        #28
                                                        Put my toys away.
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                                                        • JD
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 22651

                                                          #29
                                                          i tell your mom to get her nappy ass out of my car.

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                                                          • demon100
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                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 1203

                                                            #30
                                                            eating pringles this way i am sure she doesnt start kissing again < so i can sleep
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                                                            • demented
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 2388

                                                              #31
                                                              Go to sleep...

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                                                              • aico
                                                                Moo Moo Cow
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 14748

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                Pick up the phone and call the wife.

                                                                :D

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                                                                • pushpills
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 3700

                                                                  #33
                                                                  make room in the freezer.

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                                                                  • tony299
                                                                    lurker
                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                    • 57021

                                                                    #34
                                                                    piss ,water

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                                                                    • NoCarrier
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                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 16356

                                                                      #35
                                                                      reply to this thread

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                                                                      • Spunky
                                                                        I need a beer
                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                        • 133978

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Give her a rag to mop up

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                                                                        • sonofsam
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 18647

                                                                          #37
                                                                          log off of #cybersex
                                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                                          • qw12er
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                            • 799

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I get the hell out before she start asking questions about the future
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                                                                            • bigmack
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                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 329

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Figure out how I'm going to get back down to the ground out of the 2nd story window.















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                                                                              • timlover
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                • 540

                                                                                #40
                                                                                sometimes I:

                                                                                jump up and go take a leak

                                                                                go and brush my teeth

                                                                                run and get something to get all that nasty cum of her body before she starts rolling aruond and gets it all over the bed....because I dont' want to have to sleep in it..

                                                                                I've had alot of chicks like that. They don't care. You come on them and they'll just let that shit stay on em or get all over the sheets....weird....

                                                                                I guess they are used to their shit leaking and getting all over the bedsheets anyways...whats a little more wet stuff added to the mix?

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                                                                                • je_rome
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                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 6846

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  take off the rubber.
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                                                                                  • Murderous
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                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                    • 3938

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Release the break on her wheelchair so she can go wash up.

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                                                                                    • Scott McD
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 67792

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Switch on the sports channel and catch up on what i've missed...


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                                                                                      • GeeDee
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                                                                                        • Aug 2005
                                                                                        • 261

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        PS2 or sports!!!
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                                                                                        • PixeLs
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                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                          • 11922

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Lie down and figure out why you came so early again.

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                                                                                          • loverboy
                                                                                            When it rains, it pours
                                                                                            • May 2003
                                                                                            • 20609

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            gather my senses and figure out what just happened lol

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                                                                                            • u-Bob
                                                                                              there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                              • 33063

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              uncuff her

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                                                                                              • Monique Niccole
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                                • 5653

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Clean up and then take a little nap

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                                                                                                • viki
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                  • 2640

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  My boyfriend and I got into the habit of reverse cuddling. We roll on opposite sides of the bed and fall asleep. Luckily, we both don't like touching after sex, or talking.

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                                                                                                  • Elli
                                                                                                    Reach for those stars!
                                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                                    • 17991

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Clean up and grab some water or gatorade for us. Then we cuddle for a bit while the world stops spinning
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