The REAL reason not to get engaged....

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  • MikeSmoke
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 3241

    #1

    The REAL reason not to get engaged....

    So it's 2 1/2 hours before my fiancee is flying home for the Easter weekend (where she's going to show off her new engagement ring to her family for the first time).
    I'm awakened by a shriek.
    She dropped her engagement ring down the sink.
    The piping under the sink is solid plastic, so there's no easy way to remove the trap.
    I make about 30 frantic phone calls and find a plumber who gets here 1 1/2 hours before her plane leaves.
    He uses a saw to cut the piping so we can get the ring out, and then reattaches it - it takes about half an hour.
    I get her to the airport 1/2 hour before her flight leaves - she makes the flight by 3 minutes, only because of a 10 minute technical delay.
    And the rest of my day is ruined.

    Anyone else thinking about getting engaged?

    icq: 541-739-92
  • SexualDragon
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    • Aug 2006
    • 3038

    #2
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    • gornyhuy
      Chafed.
      • May 2002
      • 18041

      #3
      Sounds like it went well, actually:
      -you got the ring, it didn't go past the trap
      -she made her flight with no additional bullshit or cost
      -she's out of your hair for the long weekend

      Whats not to like?

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      • CDSmith
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2001
        • 51460

        #4
        Originally posted by gornyhuy
        -she's out of your hair for the long weekend

        Whats not to like?
        Nailed it right there.
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        • Sosa
          In Tushy Land
          • Oct 2002
          • 40149

          #5
          be lucky that you were able to get the ring... sounds like she needs to get it re-sized....

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          • woj
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            • Jul 2002
            • 47880

            #6
            Originally posted by CDSmith
            Nailed it right there.
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            • MikeSmoke
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 3241

              #7
              Originally posted by gornyhuy
              Sounds like it went well, actually:
              -you got the ring, it didn't go past the trap
              -she made her flight with no additional bullshit or cost
              -she's out of your hair for the long weekend

              Whats not to like?
              Good point, actually - unless you're the kind of person who'd prefer to begin his day without major drama and angst

              icq: 541-739-92

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              • Semi-Retired-Dave
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Apr 2004
                • 11190

                #8
                I thought you were going to say it went down and it went away...God bless those Traps..LOL>

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                • MikeSmoke
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 3241

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                  I thought you were going to say it went down and it went away...God bless those Traps..LOL>

                  Good Save though.
                  lol...if it went away, i wouldn't be here posting...i'd be in prison on homicide charges

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                  • Semi-Retired-Dave
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 11190

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MikeSmoke
                    lol...if it went away, i wouldn't be here posting...i'd be in prison on homicide charges
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                    • Scott McD
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 67792

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MikeSmoke
                      She dropped her engagement ring down the sink.
                      Hopefully she's learned from her mistake...


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                      • CDSmith
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • May 2001
                        • 51460

                        #12
                        Once she's back, wait until she's asleep and then crazy-glue it on her finger.


                        That'll fix her.


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                        • Drake
                          Hello world!
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 12508

                          #13
                          You're even more of a hero to her now. Whenever she gets all over your case in the future, just remind her how you sacrificed to save that ring that represents your union.

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                          • Shakula
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 948

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MikeSmoke
                            So it's 2 1/2 hours before my fiancee is flying home for the Easter weekend (where she's going to show off her new engagement ring to her family for the first time).
                            I'm awakened by a shriek.
                            She dropped her engagement ring down the sink.
                            The piping under the sink is solid plastic, so there's no easy way to remove the trap.
                            I make about 30 frantic phone calls and find a plumber who gets here 1 1/2 hours before her plane leaves.
                            He uses a saw to cut the piping so we can get the ring out, and then reattaches it - it takes about half an hour.
                            I get her to the airport 1/2 hour before her flight leaves - she makes the flight by 3 minutes, only because of a 10 minute technical delay.
                            And the rest of my day is ruined.

                            Anyone else thinking about getting engaged?
                            Why waste money on a ring?
                            You know it wont last.

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                            • MikeSmoke
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 3241

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                              Once she's back, wait until she's asleep and then crazy-glue it on her finger.
                              That'll fix her.
                              :D

                              icq: 541-739-92

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