I Had a REVELATION! I know where we all came from!

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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754
    #1

    I Had a REVELATION! I know where we all came from!

    While in the bathroom I was stunned when reality struck me and I realized the primordial soup theory is correct, but with a twist.

    First of all, the Primordial Soup Theory suggests that life began in a pond or ocean as a result of the combination of chemicals from the atmosphere and some form of energy to make amino acids, the building blocks of proteins, which would then evolve into all the species.

    Looking in the bowl tonight I realized where the Primordial Soup came from... folks, like it or not, we all came out of God's ass.

    Think about that one for awhile.
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    • Zeina-Heart
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2005
      • 670
      #2
      Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
      While in the bathroom I was stunned when reality struck me and I realized the primordial soup theory is correct, but with a twist.

      First of all, the Primordial Soup Theory suggests that life began in a pond or ocean as a result of the combination of chemicals from the atmosphere and some form of energy to make amino acids, the building blocks of proteins, which would then evolve into all the species.

      Looking in the bowl tonight I realized where the Primordial Soup came from... folks, like it or not, we all came out of God's ass.

      Think about that one for awhile.
      good.. one...
      Eromodelcash Zeina Heart

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        • DWB
          Registered User
          • Jul 2003
          • 31779
          #3
          Got shrooms?

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            • High Quality
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 5741
              #4
              I think you came from god's ass, buddy. The rest of us from somewhere else.

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                • Paul Waters
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 4402
                  #5
                  What is this god of which you speak?

                  Never heard of this before.


                  Paul

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                    • Donny
                      As you wish...
                      • May 2002
                      • 13754
                      #6
                      Just a really big dude who had to take a shit, Paul.

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                        • lazycash
                          Troll Patrol
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 15214
                          #7
                          Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                          Just a really big dude who had to take a shit, Paul.
                          I'm sure Dad would love to discuss that theory with you.
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                            • DWB
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 31779
                              #8
                              We are all just cow thoughts anyway.

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                                • TexasDreams
                                  former Miserable Admin :)
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 4700
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                  While in the bathroom I was stunned when reality struck me and I realized the primordial soup theory is correct, but with a twist.

                                  First of all, the Primordial Soup Theory suggests that life began in a pond or ocean as a result of the combination of chemicals from the atmosphere and some form of energy to make amino acids, the building blocks of proteins, which would then evolve into all the species.

                                  Looking in the bowl tonight I realized where the Primordial Soup came from... folks, like it or not, we all came out of God's ass.

                                  Think about that one for awhile.
                                  But did God wipe leftie or rightie...

                                  Think about that one for awhile.
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                                    • 3M TA3
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 2972
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                      But did God wipe leftie or rightie...

                                      Think about that one for awhile.
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                                      and did it go down the drain clockwise or counterclockwise?

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                                        • emthree
                                          Dialer Kingpin
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 10816
                                          #11
                                          I've been saying for years that life started on earth with some alien piss and chemicals from the earth. No one believes me though

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