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  • calibra
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 4357

    #1

    It made me smile.

    Not sure if it's been posted before, but I like it

    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .
    No Jesus
    No Christmas
    No television
    No cheerleaders
    No baseball
    No football
    No hockey
    No golf
    No tailgate parties
    No Wal-Mart
    No Home Depot
    No pork BBQ
    No hot dogs
    No burgers
    No chocolate chip cookies !
    No lobster
    No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
    No gumbo
    No jambalaya
    No Beer
    Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
    Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
    Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
    More than one wife.
    You can't shave.
    Your wives can't shave.
    You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
    The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
    Your bride is picked by someone else.
    She smells just like your donkey.
    But your donkey has a better disposition.
    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
  • mastgul
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 117

    #2
    do you drive a calibra?
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    • RayBonga
      too cool for highschool
      • Nov 2005
      • 12164

      #3
      We should just nuke them.

      Now that's an idea

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      • lorine
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2007
        • 994

        #4
        Interesting things thanks for the heads up,i didn`t knew all this things.
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        • blonda80
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          • May 2006
          • 10959

          #5
          cool
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          • Gregory Black
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2007
            • 282

            #6
            too many words

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            • Sarah_Jayne
              Now with more Jayne
              • Dec 2002
              • 40077

              #7
              No tv? yeah, okay

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              • fallenmuffin
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 8170

                #8
                You're an idiot.. but thanks for posting.

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                • calibra
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 4357

                  #9
                  Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                  You're an idiot.. but thanks for posting.
                  I just posted a joke. If it's a good reason for you to call me an idiot then OK. But, fucking hell, I wish you called me an idiot in my face

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                  • LiveDose
                    Show Yer Tits!
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 25792

                    #10
                    No jesus...LOL

                    Why is that on the list?

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                    • notabook
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 9748

                      #11
                      Muslims believe in Jesus lol.

                      edit: God damn you LiveDose

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