My best lavalife profile ever

**Juicy D. Links** · 09-29-2005, 08:18 PM

that was your ad? shit.........

**Paul Wall** · 09-29-2005, 08:20 PM

i DONT GET IT IS THAT SOME WEIRD ONLINE DATING THING FOR LOSERS OR SOMETHING

**SleazyDream** · 09-29-2005, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

that was your ad? shit.........

no fucking kidding - i'm still on the phone replying to the freaks - they can't get enough, some women just like to get beaten. shot i don't know if i can even ever consider hitting a woman - they are scarring me.

**Doctor Dre** · 09-29-2005, 08:22 PM

clean cut ?

**quiet** · 09-29-2005, 08:23 PM

i met sooo many girls off lavalife, it's hilarious. online though, and never used that approach lol.

**Sly** · 09-29-2005, 08:23 PM

Its really no different than when guys really are interested in what you stated. I don't think its weird, its just a fantasy. Everybody fantasizes about different things. Its unfortunate that so many of us are afraid to share our fantasies in fear of being scrutinized by people that are no different.

**Juicy D. Links** · 09-29-2005, 08:24 PM

fuck this I am signing up for this shit now.

**Sly** · 09-29-2005, 08:24 PM

I'm going to post an ad tonight.

"Who wants to fuck a cripple?"

I'll share the results. Afterwards.

**lazycash** · 09-29-2005, 08:25 PM

Might be important to tell them you're 350 lbs+

**Pete-KT** · 09-29-2005, 08:25 PM

lavalife profiles are funny as hell

**Paul Wall** · 09-29-2005, 08:26 PM

yALL SHOULD PUT "WHO WANTS TO FUCK PAUL WALL" I BET YOU GET A MILLION REPLIES

**WiredGuy** · 09-29-2005, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by quiet

i met sooo many girls off lavalife, it's hilarious. online though, and never used that approach lol.

What was your experiences like? I know too many people who've met freaks so I'm staying away from these...
WG

**WiredGuy** · 09-29-2005, 08:27 PM

I wonder if you can spam the profiles by saying check me out at www.sleazydream.com

WG

**Wiggles** · 09-29-2005, 08:28 PM

damn go for it man, only chance you'll ever get at that! haha ;) j/k

**Babagirls** · 09-29-2005, 08:29 PM

i wouldnt of responded to your crazy ass lol

**Pipecrew** · 09-29-2005, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by Sly

I'm going to post an ad tonight.

"Who wants to fuck a cripple?"

I'll share the results. Afterwards.

I bet you will get alot of replies. I'am curious about the results

**SleazyDream** · 09-29-2005, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by quiet

i met sooo many girls off lavalife, it's hilarious. online though, and never used that approach lol.

this was the phone service - i never had any luck online

we should swap stories - i've had some good ones - and some wicked fucked up dates. it's almost worth a book

**SleazyDream** · 09-29-2005, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by lazycash

Might be important to tell them you're 350 lbs+

actually i'm under 300 now - have been heavier than that before though. lost a lot of weight recenlty

**Sly** · 09-29-2005, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by Pipecrew

I bet you will get alot of replies. I'am curious about the results

If I was going to school I could turn this into some dissertation, haha. Maybe I'll do it on a bunch of sites, see what kind of results show up. This should be hilarious.

**BIGTYMER** · 09-29-2005, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

actually i'm under 300 now - have been heavier than that before though. lost a lot of weight recenlty

Good for you, keep it up.

**SleazyDream** · 09-29-2005, 09:54 PM

why are the most normal looking girls always freaks?

isn't there any normal women left? - someone who's actually into romance and just normal sex - ok maybe a few fantaticies and roll playing but all this pain shit...yikes!

**lazycash** · 09-29-2005, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

actually i'm under 300 now - have been heavier than that before though. lost a lot of weight recenlty

Good to hear, keep it up.

**grumpy** · 09-30-2005, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

ok, so i'm in a mood tonight - and almost as a joke to myself I put up a profile on the phone dating service lavalife that says

"ok, I'm in a mood tonight and i need someone to slap around. Safe word of course. 33, single 6'3 and clean cut. box 6969"

within 2 mins i started to get replies. Women are fucked up. I'm getting massive responses to this and some of them are saying

"is this a joke - cause if you're real about it box me back"
"wow - you don't sound crazy either - i'm interested...."

etc

what the fuck is wrong with you women?

You dont get it do you. Is it to complicated? I think you have no idea why you are making the money you make.

**Juilan** · 09-30-2005, 07:00 AM

they smell an easy law suit dude!

**sherie** · 09-30-2005, 07:16 AM

Because it seems as if you are purposing some S&M with using a safe word and all.

Now if you said something like this "I want to smack the fuck out of you and knock a couple of teeth out and then have you lick my nutsack when your done picking up your teeth" And got responses, I would have to worry LOL

**EroticySteve** · 09-30-2005, 07:20 AM

Sleazy, that's hilarious! Yeah it takes all kinds.

**xxxdesign-net** · 09-30-2005, 07:50 AM

What do you all mean by freaks..? Possesive.. insecure..?

**Nancy M00re** · 09-30-2005, 09:06 AM

Yeah,

Slap me around and call me Suzann

My best lavalife profile ever

My best lavalife profile ever

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