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  • Rochard
    Jägermeister Test Pilot
    • Dec 2001
    • 75764

    #1

    I hereby declare....

    I hereby declare that today will be a good day.

    I woke up a few mintues late but well rested and quickly jumped into the shower. While shaving my nutsack I came up with an ambitious gameplan for my morning. I quickly jumped on my motorcycle and off to secure some breakfast for later and some red bull. Checked stats, message boards, downed a red bull, took my dog SPARKY jogging, and worked out.

    Then I wrote a poem called "My favorite toy", dedicated to a woman in the industry I'm more than fond of. No, she doesn't have alabaster skin, blonde hair, or live in San Diego. In fact, she might be a Canuck, but that's another story.

    Took another shower - cleanliness is a way I repent my sins - came up to my computer and was greeted with a morning message from Sweetums, whom I cannot live without.

    I'm ready to tackle my day now.
    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY
  • SCOOTER
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 4010

    #2
    Damn ......Mexico was good for you !!
    Scooter
    [email protected]

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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67792

      #3
      What's the best way to shave your nutsack with the least irritation ??


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      • Rochard
        Jägermeister Test Pilot
        • Dec 2001
        • 75764

        #4
        Originally posted by scooter
        Damn ......Mexico was good for you !!
        Nah. It's the red bull. Does it to me every time.
        Herschel Savage
        Brooklyn, NY

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        • Rochard
          Jägermeister Test Pilot
          • Dec 2001
          • 75764

          #5
          Originally posted by Scott McD
          What's the best way to shave your nutsack with the least irritation ??
          I never gave it much thought. This might be too much information, but I just use shampoo. Never had a problem. Smooth as a babie's bottom every time.
          Herschel Savage
          Brooklyn, NY

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          • sweetums
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2003
            • 2534

            #6
            You sensitive bastard....you always know how to get me right at the "mush" button. It's more the other way around, hon -- you're my rock....*mwuah*
            ICQ: 114549321

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            • seeric
              ..........
              • Aug 2004
              • 41917

              #7
              i concur. numbers look great today and its smoothly flowing so far.

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              • Funbrunette
                Confirmed User
                • May 2002
                • 4834

                #8
                My voice mail still goes unanswered...My heart is aching!
                Stephanie (Funbrunette)
                [email protected]
                ICQ: 155-713-409

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                • billie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 142

                  #9
                  2 showers already in the morning? You are a sinner!
                  Yankscash.com
                  Skype - billiemiller

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                  • Honez
                    Confirmed Brat
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 6636

                    #10
                    Don't you love days like that?
                    Your Paysite Partner
                    Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com
                    Skype - Stressmonkey

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                    • lchaim
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 626

                      #11
                      Mine has not been so good, but I love hearing that some goodness is happening out there somewhere!

                      I will go take another shower to see if the second one helps things.

                      L'Chaim: interj. Pronunciation Key (la khi yem) - Literally "To Life." Used as a toast.

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                      • tristan_D
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 7865

                        #12
                        great to hear people setting their minds on the good things.
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                        • Halcyon
                          Spread The Pink!
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 8609

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sweetums
                          You sensitive bastard....you always know how to get me right at the "mush" button. It's more the other way around, hon -- you're my rock....*mwuah*

                          You two are both such superstars. I *heart* lightspeed staffers!
                          HAL on TEDx:

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