...when my babymomma called me on april fools 2005 and told me that she was pregnant...The first thing I said was, "Is this an April fools joke?"...Turns out she was dead serious....
The thing was that she was all fucked up in the head and made herself believe that she was pregnant so that she could get some attention...Her whale fat girlfriend finally snagged a man and got married so she felt all fucked up cause she was a divorced drunk loser...So she calls me and tells me that she is due on October 7, which would have made it like 7.5 months and not 9, making the whole pregnancy unfeasible.
When I called her on the time discrepancy, she proceeded to cuss me out and all kinds of shit bla bla.......Turns out that October 7 was the day that her fat girlfriend was getting married.....
The bitch just wanted attention....How pitiful.....The end...
The thing was that she was all fucked up in the head and made herself believe that she was pregnant so that she could get some attention...Her whale fat girlfriend finally snagged a man and got married so she felt all fucked up cause she was a divorced drunk loser...So she calls me and tells me that she is due on October 7, which would have made it like 7.5 months and not 9, making the whole pregnancy unfeasible.
When I called her on the time discrepancy, she proceeded to cuss me out and all kinds of shit bla bla.......Turns out that October 7 was the day that her fat girlfriend was getting married.....
The bitch just wanted attention....How pitiful.....The end...
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