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So I pissed on my woman...literally...have you?

09-28-2005, 07:14 PM

Ok, so I did it!

I finally pissed on my wife. I know I know...sounds wierd.
Maybe not for this crowd. But its true.

Ok, I'm not into watersports at all. But ya know...I just had to.
She needed a golden shower and I gave the wench one.

In fact, I made her ask for it. Several times.

Ok, so here's the score...

Over the 4th of July...we were out on The WindJammers Legacy Cruise...a 298 foot sailing ship. While snorkeling...I came into contact with some Fire Corral. So she had to piss on my foot to stop the burning on my foot from the fire corral.

So, were off in the French West Indies for a week at the beginning of this month. We did some scuba diving and on our first dive...Brandy aka Muffin...got a pretty bad Jellyfish sting on her inner thigh.

So it was my turn to piss on her. HAHAHAHA

She begged for it...of course as she was in some serious pain.

Would you believe it...I got some good piss goin on...as it worked like a charm.

Anyone got a headache???

Ok, so...who's pissed on their significant other....and did it do anything for you or the recipient???

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09-28-2005, 07:15 PM

only in the shower...
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09-28-2005, 07:16 PM

sounds kinda strange
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09-28-2005, 07:18 PM

Wait wait wait.... you couldn't piss on your OWN foot, and she couldn't piss on her OWN inner thigh? hmmmm.... enough excuses... just admit it, you're a kinky bastard!

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09-28-2005, 07:18 PM

Only after she shits on my chest

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09-28-2005, 07:19 PM

I knew you were a freak
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09-28-2005, 07:19 PM

I don't even know if I should be responding here......yes, it is true....I actually thought it was a cool bonding experience for us......and g-d did it make me feel better....my first time scuba diving and five minutes into it.....I get stung.....I didn't let it ruin my first awesome experience.......He was the one who was shy though.....we went behind this beach bar.....and he was sensitive that we would get caught....I thought that was half the fun......

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09-28-2005, 07:20 PM

some women ask for it because they did something they are ashamed of and feel guilty and take it as a punishment,maybe not your case but I have seen it before.

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09-28-2005, 07:20 PM

Ohhhh shit.....it just went downhill!

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09-28-2005, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Wait wait wait.... you couldn't piss on your OWN foot, and she couldn't piss on her OWN inner thigh? hmmmm.... enough excuses... just admit it, you're a kinky bastard!

I was thinking the same thing ....

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09-28-2005, 07:24 PM

I thought after working with the Sweets back in the day you were an active golden shower guy.

Good seeing you in San Diego a few months back SE, you are cool peeps. I wish I could find some of the old pics when you stayed at casa D$ here in SD.

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09-28-2005, 07:25 PM

Ok, so you pissed on her "inner thigh" --- but was the little devil there on your shoulder, telling you "Dude, go for the face!"

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09-28-2005, 07:30 PM

This thread amuses me in soooooo many ways.
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09-28-2005, 07:32 PM

i had a girl that wanted to piss on me so I let her she kind of wet herself and it was kinda hot so I fucked her she still had her panties on and it was kind chaffed up my dick and the piss was like kinda acid so my dick was kinda sore but it was allrite I'd do it again

I pissed on her as well but it smelt nasty didn't really like that
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09-28-2005, 07:35 PM

And how does it feel by the way?
I haven't pissed on my partner, and I am not really asking for it.

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09-28-2005, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Ok, so you pissed on her "inner thigh" --- but was the little devil there on your shoulder, telling you "Dude, go for the face!"

ew! Gross!

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09-28-2005, 07:35 PM

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09-28-2005, 07:43 PM

Hahahahahah Go D!

ya ya, I'll fill this in later...
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09-28-2005, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

This thread amuses me in soooooo many ways.

HAHAHAHA

I knew you'd jump in here mate! How ya been...not watered on one hopes!

This thread is cracking me the hell up!

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09-28-2005, 07:47 PM

I was trying to make it sexy.....go behind the bar, pull his penis out of his bathing suit and give him a look that said, "thats right baby.....just go for it." But somehow, the look in my eyes was pain and there was nothing sexy about the trobbing red welt on the inside of my thigh ( i still have the damn scar).....but when we replay the scene in our minds.....it was much more humorous and much more sexy!

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09-28-2005, 07:51 PM

Sexy my ass...a beach full of peeps off the WindJammer wandering around close at hand knowing what happened...

I knew they wanted to come running over to see what was up...
and we all know what was up!

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09-28-2005, 07:52 PM

I love how SEGuru and I are communicating.....we are both in bed.....but bumping each other through the thread!

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09-28-2005, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by Muffin

I don't even know if I should be responding here......yes, it is true....I actually thought it was a cool bonding experience for us......and g-d did it make me feel better....my first time scuba diving and five minutes into it.....I get stung.....I didn't let it ruin my first awesome experience.......He was the one who was shy though.....we went behind this beach bar.....and he was sensitive that we would get caught....I thought that was half the fun......

So, did you like put his foot between your legs, or did you just squat over him?
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09-28-2005, 07:54 PM

I was shocked to see this thread by you Darren!
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09-28-2005, 07:55 PM

you know me anthony....what would I have done?

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09-28-2005, 08:00 PM

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09-28-2005, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by Muffin

you know me anthony....what would I have done?

Asked Darren to raise his foot, due to you already repaying him the favor.

Why expend more energy?

The next question is, did you let it gush, or just trickle?
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09-28-2005, 08:08 PM

No.

I've been asked for some odd things over the years.. to choke them, piss on them, put a bag over their head, BDSM, chain them up, hog tie them, sadamascism stuff, rape fantasies, etc.

All are bit too far out there for me.

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09-28-2005, 08:09 PM

I'm wondering why I clicked on this thread and what that says about me.

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09-28-2005, 08:11 PM

R U Kidding....

She gushed man...there was no trickle factor whatsoever!

Me on the other hand, whilest being somewhat apprehensive at first...I was ready to go back to the old childhood deal of writing my name in the snow.

hehehehe....why the hell not! 5 letters, gorgeous thigh...

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09-28-2005, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by SEGuru

R U Kidding....

She gushed man...there was no trickle factor whatsoever!

Me on the other hand, whilest being somewhat apprehensive at first...I was ready to go back to the old childhood deal of writing my name in the snow.

hehehehe....why the hell not! 5 letters, gorgeous thigh...

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HAHAHAHA

Well, I've come to one conclusion.

You are both made for each other.

It's a good thing.

If I step on a Portugese Man 0 War, which one of you two will piss on me?

No, forget I asked that question.
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09-28-2005, 08:30 PM

in the shower for kinky fun, both ways....

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09-28-2005, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Wait wait wait.... you couldn't piss on your OWN foot, and she couldn't piss on her OWN inner thigh? hmmmm.... enough excuses... just admit it, you're a kinky bastard!

Bro, I have to agree with Steve here...it's ok to admit and be at peace with your freakaaanesssss.

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09-28-2005, 09:10 PM

Oh god... I only found this half way amusing till the "writing my name in the snow" comment.. BAHAHA...

You guys are funny! and I love seeing the best friend factor with you guys loud and clear.

Keep pissing guys! That is true bonding.
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09-28-2005, 09:13 PM

Any diver should know that fresh water deactivates marine stinging cells. You didnt have to piss on each other, could have poured some bottled water on it and had better results.

I think you just wanted to be a freak
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09-28-2005, 09:22 PM

My girl drinks my piss. If I need to go to the toilet she just kneels below me and drinks every last drop.
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09-28-2005, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by Anthony

Well, I've come to one conclusion.

You are both made for each other.

It's a good thing.

If I step on a Portugese Man 0 War, which one of you two will piss on me?

No, forget I asked that question.

Anthony, Brandy and I are both happy to piss on you anytime you want!
You have but to ask, hell...I'll walk across the hall tomorrow and piss on your desk too if ya like!

We're here for you baby!

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09-28-2005, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by MrPheer

Any diver should know that fresh water deactivates marine stinging cells. You didnt have to piss on each other, could have poured some bottled water on it and had better results.

I think you just wanted to be a freak

Our Dive Instructer and the Ships Purser told us Vinegar or Urine...and its a small ship...and Vinegar was in short supply. My piss however, was not!

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09-28-2005, 09:49 PM

i had the opportunity 1 time but i pussed out

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09-28-2005, 09:52 PM

DarkJedi hacked SEGuru's username?

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09-28-2005, 09:52 PM

The thread title + SEGURU... I just had to click on it!

the last time I saw you both was in Florida at Internext. Then we chatted alot during the Katrina Auction (you guys were awesome)... and those were the recent memories I have for you.

but now... well lets just say that this new pissing visual will stay with me for a long time

when I have the pleasure of seeing you both again, instead of saying "drinks on me" I think "piss on me" would be more appropriate

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09-28-2005, 09:55 PM

hell yeah I've pissed all over my wife. she loves it. Only in the shower though.

whats up with the jelly fish story? Just do it. you know you like it

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09-28-2005, 09:57 PM

Maybe if she was on fire but other than that I can't see any reason for it.

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09-28-2005, 11:35 PM

I have heard about piss helping to cure jellyfish sting although I have not tried it. I mean I have not pissed on anyone, more that I have not let anyone piss on me.

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09-28-2005, 11:53 PM

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09-29-2005, 01:43 AM

How about drinking your girl's pee.?
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09-29-2005, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by reynold

How about drinking your girl's pee.?

did you see that japanese eating crap clip?

it was in one of the threads

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09-29-2005, 01:53 AM

That's pretty freaky.

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09-29-2005, 01:58 AM

you are pissing me off.
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09-29-2005, 02:03 AM

lol damn

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