Here Is A Tutorial On How To Get Into The Playboy Mansion

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  • GTS Mark
    Vrume Mark
    • Jan 2001
    • 20912

    #1

    Here Is A Tutorial On How To Get Into The Playboy Mansion

    http://www.askmen.com/fashion/how_to...49_how_to.html

    I think our best bet is just to beg Lens for a job

    DH
  • JFK
    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
    • Jan 2002
    • 67369

    #2
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    • tony299
      lurker
      • Aug 2002
      • 57021

      #3
      They are star fuckers so if your not a star, you minds well be a chair lol

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      • J$tyle$
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Apr 2003
        • 11500

        #4
        Been to the Playboy Mansion twice for "record release parties".

        One was for Duran Duran about 4 years ago. i forgot who the other one was for. LOL

        Both events were covered by MTV

        Here's me and "my girl" Ananda

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        • J$tyle$
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2003
          • 11500

          #5
          Originally posted by tony404
          They are star fuckers so if your not a star, you minds well be a chair lol
          not all of em

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          • Robx
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2004
            • 357

            #6
            from the article:
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            Reading that article over, this was the only option that appeared attainable. Lucky for me my wife saw what I was reading and calmly said that I would make one hell of an ugly woman.

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            • Matt Collins
              Confirmed User
              • May 2005
              • 1060

              #7
              One of my goals in life is to party at the PlayBoy mansion. Steve Lightspeed and I have plotted our strategy, but have yet to put it in action.

              DH, you may be right, maybe we should go to work for Lens...at least long enough to get in the door!

              Or maybe Jonathan will let me be his date :-)

              Matt
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              • jonesy
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 6688

                #8
                if ya got bank or fame your gettin in (or a hookup)
                .
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                • BrettJ
                  ol' timer
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 4715

                  #9
                  Can always try dating a playmate. As long as they haven't pissed off playbody they can always get in 1 guy.

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                  • chaze
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 9774

                    #10
                    $850 not bad to check off another item off my to do in life list.
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                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 38323

                      #11
                      Anybody have a photo of Lens and Hef together?

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                      • pussyluver
                        Clueless OleMan
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 11009

                        #12
                        What??? Steve Lightspeed doesn't have enough Q factor (gravitas) to drop in on Heff?

                        If you don't swing, don't ring.......

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                        • SteveLightspeed
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 7940

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pussyluver
                          What??? Steve Lightspeed doesn't have enough Q factor (gravitas) to drop in on Heff?

                          If you don't swing, don't ring.......
                          Actually, I have a standing invitation. I just haven't gotten around to it yet...
                          Abra-cadabra!

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                          • adamthick
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 377

                            #14
                            Originally posted by J$tyle$
                            Been to the Playboy Mansion twice for "record release parties".

                            One was for Duran Duran about 4 years ago. i forgot who the other one was for. LOL

                            Both events were covered by MTV

                            Here's me and "my girl" Ananda
                            Sounds great.
                            but how can you forget the "other one"? Goin to the playboy mansion an why you were there should be burned into your mind.(?)
                            Last edited by adamthick; 09-28-2005, 08:26 PM.


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                            • pr0
                              rockin tha trailerpark
                              • May 2001
                              • 23088

                              #15
                              Originally posted by adamthick
                              Sounds great.
                              but how can you forget the "other one"? Goin to the playboy mansion an why you were there should be burned into your mind.(?)
                              acting cool is a pre-requisite as well, didn't you get the memo?
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                              • Young
                                Bland for life
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 10468

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Robx
                                from the article:

                                Reading that article over, this was the only option that appeared attainable.
                                ★★★

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                                • TexasDreams
                                  former Miserable Admin :)
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 4700

                                  #17
                                  I don't have a problem getting in.












                                  Hey, somebody has to clean the pool and take out the trash.
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                                  • Shoehorn!
                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 22872

                                    #18
                                    Awesome.

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                                    • J$tyle$
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 11500

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by adamthick
                                      Sounds great.
                                      but how can you forget the "other one"? Goin to the playboy mansion an why you were there should be burned into your mind.(?)
                                      I just remembered that it was the record release party for that wacky dude that won the first "Become an MTV VJ" contest.

                                      I can see his face and remember that he was real skinny and talked weird and druggy sounding ... just can't for the life of me remember his name.

                                      He was kinda funny ... it's on the tip of my tonge and I totally remember what he looks like - but I just can't recall his name.

                                      I'm sure someone else will come up with it!

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                                      • J$tyle$
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 11500

                                        #20
                                        Here's other pics.

                                        The chick from MTV's the REAL WORLD New Orleans, Playmate of the Year (2000 I think), Chris Connoly, and the Headbanger's ball dude also from MTV:








                                        I hve some pics from "THE GROTTO" and "THE ZOO" too. If I can find them I'll post em!

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                                        • johnnyhey
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 1172

                                          #21
                                          yeah i can't wait to hang out with scott baio and every sleazy movie/tv producer who's cheating on his wife.
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                                          • Matt Collins
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2005
                                            • 1060

                                            #22
                                            Jonathan, you look downright respectable in these photos. I wanna the non-respectable pics of the grotto!!

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                                            • J$tyle$
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 11500

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Matt Collins
                                              Jonathan, you look downright respectable in these photos. I wanna the non-respectable pics of the grotto!!

                                              Matt
                                              Ther will be none of that!

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                                              • Trixie Racer
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2003
                                                • 2328

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by J$tyle$Here's me and "my girl" Ananda :winkwink:

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                                                She's pretty hot!
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                                                • QuaWee
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 5791

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by J$tyle$
                                                  Here's other pics.

                                                  The chick from MTV's the REAL WORLD New Orleans, Playmate of the Year (2000 I think), Chris Connoly, and the Headbanger's ball dude also from MTV:

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                                                  Damn, I had a thing for that Asian/Black chick ever since real world. she is so cute
                                                  i luv mainstream

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                                                  • J$tyle$
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 11500

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by QuaWee
                                                    Damn, I had a thing for that Asian/Black chick ever since real world. she is so cute
                                                    She was pretty cool to talk to - it had been just after the season of REAL WORD aired and she was just excited to be a part of it and enjoyed the attention.

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                                                    • Mr. Soul
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 1633

                                                      #27
                                                      How many sales do we have to send playboy sites to get an invite?

                                                      If anyone from adult.com doesn't want to answer this here, please icq me. I can do volume and I'm very serious.

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