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  • MikeVega
    **Porntrepreneur**
    • Jul 2004
    • 12788
    #1

    I'm Such an Ass ... Tanning Bed Gone wrong ( sorry no pics )

    I was at the Gym today and figured I'd give the Tanning bed a try before going to PHX. I wanted to get a base tan coming out of winter so i wouldn't get killed by the PHX sun. I've never used a tanning bed before and went for the 9min tan. I stripped down to a pair of bikini briefs and jumped in. when my time was up I was like FUCK ..NOTHING... NO Tan .. well 8 hours later and I'm red as a fucking lobster and burning up I'm not looking forward to a 5 hour flight burnt to fuck or hitting the hot sun with a burn. not to mention the ManKini tan lines i have now ..

    I'll never do it again ... anyone else get burnt to fuck by one of these things?


    Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega
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    • Deej
      I make pixels work
      • Jun 2005
      • 24386
      #2
      you fell asleep?

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        • seeric
          ..........
          • Aug 2004
          • 41917
          #3
          damnnnnnnn.

          having worked for a company that owns beds, i'd say 9 minutes hsouldnt have done that to you unless the bulbs were brand new. normally crispy will do ya around 12 min. i guess it depends on the bed and you're pretty fair skinned so i guess any variable is possible.

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            • nosey
              Talk Hard
              • Feb 2003
              • 14413
              #4
              ouch, that sucks

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                • stickyfingerz
                  Doin fine
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24984
                  #5
                  Originally posted by MikeVega
                  I was at the Gym today and figured I'd give the Tanning bed a try before going to PHX. I wanted to get a base tan coming out of winter so i wouldn't get killed by the PHX sun. I've never used a tanning bed before and went for the 9min tan. I stripped down to a pair of bikini briefs and jumped in. when my time was up I was like FUCK ..NOTHING... NO Tan .. well 8 hours later and I'm red as a fucking lobster and burning up I'm not looking forward to a 5 hour flight burnt to fuck or hitting the hot sun with a burn. not to mention the ManKini tan lines i have now ..

                  I'll never do it again ... anyone else get burnt to fuck by one of these things?

                  Ya you never want to do 9 mins in a normal bed for the first time. Gotta work upto it. I do 12 mins in the Matrix bed which is really filtered none of the bad rays in it. Lotion lotion lotion Mike. I wish I could get to see your manlines, but I had to cancel going last minute.. Sticky isnt happy..

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                    • Way3
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 1727
                      #6
                      Here in Phoenix, we don't need tanning beds! Sorry to here about the burn though! That sucks! Bring your sunscreen to Phoenix! It's going to be a warm one! Enjoy your time here! Should be lots of FUN!

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                        • MikeVega
                          **Porntrepreneur**
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 12788
                          #7
                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                          damnnnnnnn.

                          having worked for a company that owns beds, i'd say 9 minutes hsouldnt have done that to you unless the bulbs were brand new. normally crispy will do ya around 12 min. i guess it depends on the bed and you're pretty fair skinned so i guess any variable is possible.
                          This was a brand new looking stand up one .. it was pretty nice for the most part. It had a nice breeze that went up from the floor to the ceiling . the bulbs were bright as hell and there was an extra set on the front about chest/face height . that's were i burnt the most . My chest is fucking fried


                          Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                            • starpimps
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 6954
                              #8
                              o god. google; sun burns remedy ?
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                                • TexasDreams
                                  former Miserable Admin :)
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 4700
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by MikeVega
                                  I was at the Gym today and figured I'd give the Tanning bed a try before going to PHX. I wanted to get a base tan coming out of winter so i wouldn't get killed by the PHX sun. I've never used a tanning bed before and went for the 9min tan. I stripped down to a pair of bikini briefs and jumped in. when my time was up I was like FUCK ..NOTHING... NO Tan .. well 8 hours later and I'm red as a fucking lobster and burning up I'm not looking forward to a 5 hour flight burnt to fuck or hitting the hot sun with a burn. not to mention the ManKini tan lines i have now ..

                                  I'll never do it again ... anyone else get burnt to fuck by one of these things?


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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 38323
                                      #10


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                                        • WonderWoman
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2005
                                          • 1439
                                          #11
                                          Stock up on the Advil. It will help.
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                                            • sicone
                                              Retired
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 18453
                                              #12
                                              ouch.. that sucks ass man.

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                                                • WarChild
                                                  Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 17263
                                                  #13
                                                  Tanning beds are for women and queers.
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                                                    • Pete-KT
                                                      Workin With The Devil
                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 51532
                                                      #14
                                                      that sucks mikey, ill make sure to smack you on the back when i see you at the airport ;)

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                                                        • Digipimp
                                                          BP4L OT DL
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 13481
                                                          #15
                                                          i thought tanning beds were just for the hoes?

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                                                            • PiTaAnGeL
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 202
                                                              #16
                                                              What the hell are you doing with bikini briefs anyways?!? Sucks for you. Phx will be nice when you get here.

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                                                                • Fap
                                                                  Just Du It
                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 12094
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Sucks... use vitamin e

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                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 67798
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by TexasDreams




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                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 122992
                                                                          #19
                                                                          lollllllllllllllll faggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 122992
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by TexasDreams




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                                                                                • Dvae
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                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 5326
                                                                                  #21
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