My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
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My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
My dick is so big, Florida had to measure it twice. <--- hahahhahahaI like turtles. -
My dick is just the right size, that girls love to get fucked by it.
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That sounds like something a guy with a little dick would sayOriginally posted by aicoMy dick is just the right size, that girls love to get fucked by it.
This isn't the "dick size self justification thread" it's the "big dick joke thread"
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My dick is so big, I lost my legs in Veitnam and can still drive a manual.
My dick is so big, The LAPD used it to beat Rodney King.
My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
My dick is so big it stormed the beach at Normandy. <-- haha wtf?
My dick is so big, It gets drunk and whips me out
My dick is so big, I run three-legged races by myself.I like turtles.Comment
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My dick is so big I got a tattoo on it that says "My dick is just the right size that girls love to get fucked by it".Comment
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My dick is so big, I run three-legged races by myself.
My dick is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes.
My dick is so big, the great wall of China is just a guide rail for me to tour the country.
My dick is so big, the man always be tryin? to keep it down.
My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
My dick is so big, I entered a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
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My dick is so big it has it's own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.sig too bigComment
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in size 0.001 fontOriginally posted by aico 
I like turtles.Comment
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lolOriginally posted by sonofsamin size 0.001 font
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PWN3DOriginally posted by sonofsamin size 0.001 font
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Not funny?ICQ 424142850Comment
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but the real question is....is this true?Originally posted by Lenny2
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Lighten up?Originally posted by OTerrorI like turtles.Comment
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Nahhh, you know I only have 2 inches.Originally posted by MandyBlakebut the real question is....is this true?
1 1/2 when it's cold outside.
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That reminds me of another joke.Originally posted by aico
A guy gets drunk one night and decides to get the word "women" tattooed on his dick. When he was hard you could see the word "women" but when flaccid you could only see the W and N.
He goes to Jamaica for vacation and is walking along a nude beach when he notices a local with "WN" tatooed on his flaccid penis.
He says "Oh, it looks like you have "women" tattooed on your penis as well" and the local says, "No, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica Mon'"sig too bigComment
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my dick is so big they made a thread about it on gfy
my dick is so big, that it is pretty big by negro standards.i buy massive xxx dating traffic.Comment
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My dick is so big that when I get hard, the Mars Land Rover loses power...Comment
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oh yeah that's right. silly me!Originally posted by Lenny2Nahhh, you know I only have 2 inches.
1 1/2 when it's cold outside.
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My dick is so big, that I get an erection, and pass out.
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Thanks for my dick; I just hit a homerun this morning.
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My joke is so big, it's no dick.43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.
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I'm part British, part Russian, and African from my waist to my knees.Comment
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my dick is so big, it's going to take over my business when i die.i buy massive xxx dating traffic.Comment
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Originally posted by aico
stupid mother fucker
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My dick is so big the city had to carve out a tunnel so traffic could get throughsig too bigComment
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my dick is so big i can barely fuck a black hole!
(if i had a dick)
hows that? lolComment
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No you should say "My pussy is so big that even light can't escape"Originally posted by MandyBlake
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but its not big...lolOriginally posted by Lenny2No you should say "My pussy is so big that even light can't escape"
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My dick is so big I can fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her mouth without pulling out.
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icky lolOriginally posted by gornyhuyComment
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My dick is so big it's in the other room making us drinkssig too bigComment
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this is very funny.Originally posted by Lenny2
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