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Originally Posted by ADL Colin
Which choice is for a guy who likes to donkey punch a girl with the telephone from the night stand?
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Oh I forgot to mention:
The Drunken Zookeeper: You are in control of your partner. For these lovers; "Love is not an emotion, it's an uncontrollabe urge to punish your partner in a way that may seem unnecessary. Mostly on a count of the alcohol." Swartz says. You enjoy using inanimate objects in situations where they may deem unsuitable. You spend most of your time behind your partner and enjoy being in tight situations.
You may have spent some time in prison or a light stay in a mental institution, but that has no affect on your love making abilities. In the bedroom you may find yourself using phrases such as "Who's your daddy, Hoe!? or You like that, Bitch!?" all of which enhance your love making experience. To your partner you are viewed as "The Omega." Simply because you are most likely the last partner they will ever have due the physical deformities they received from love-making.
