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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #1

    Had to share a great story...

    My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get
    married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon was to be married, and she had feelings and
    desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. "I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and
    stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

    The moral of this story is:
    Always keep your condoms in your car.

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  • Mako
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 1986

    #2
    lol, old joke but a good one.

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    • NickRac
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2004
      • 584

      #3
      haha fucked up!

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      • Sparks
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2004
        • 2466

        #4
        lol that's a good one

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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528

          #5

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          • wildgirl
            My Sig was too Big! :(
            • May 2005
            • 2554

            #6
            haha old but a good one
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            • Sosa
              In Tushy Land
              • Oct 2002
              • 40149

              #7
              heh so many variations of that one

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              • cranki
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 5162

                #8
                old but still great

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                • LittleSassy
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2005
                  • 7402

                  #9
                  lol that's a good one...families are tricky

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                  • The Ghost
                    IslandDollars.com
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 12188

                    #10
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                    • [illnet]-Tracie
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 231

                      #11
                      lol can you imagine???
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                      • Violetta
                        Affiliate
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 28735

                        #12
                        heard it before, but its really good!!
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                        • rebel_vamp
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 121

                          #13
                          haha, wow, good thing you didn't tell him that you're supposed to that from your car

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                          • Marshal
                            Biz Dev and SEO
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 15227

                            #14
                            this is a great story!
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                            • PixeLs
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 11922

                              #15
                              He can be the luckiest man on earth on that particular day lol

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                              • MandyBlake
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                                • Nov 2002
                                • 17761

                                #16
                                lol i was gonna say...that kind of stuff doesn't happen in real life.
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                                • je_rome
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                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 6846

                                  #17
                                  oldie but still funny
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                                  • Ace-wtf
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                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 2983

                                    #18
                                    good one !!!!!!!!

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                                    • tdp-Cool-content
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                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 321

                                      #19
                                      hehe nice story
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