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  • WoW!
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    • Feb 2005
    • 579
    #1

    More Seinfeld Quotes...

    "I usually last about ten minutes on the stairmaster. Unless, of course, there's someone stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour. That's why they call it the stairmaster. You get up there and you stare."
    - Jerry


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    • The Truth Hurts
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      • Nov 2002
      • 15796
      #2
      the whole exchange between him and the car rental lady was the best.

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        • WoW!
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          • Feb 2005
          • 579
          #3
          Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
          the whole exchange between him and the car rental lady was the best.
          LOL!

          The Car Rental Agent tells Jerry that she doesn't have the size of car he reserved and that he will have to take a compact. Jerry tells her that she knows how to TAKE the reservation but doesn't know how to HOLD the reservation, which is the most important PART of the reservation. He subsequently tells her that he WILL take the insurance because he is going to beat the hell out of the car (which George later wrecks as a substitute car parker).
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            • potter
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              • Dec 2004
              • 6559
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              ...I had a parakeet that used to fly around the house and crash into these huge mirrors my mother put in. Ever heard of this interior design principle, that a mirror makes it seem like you have an entire other room? What kind of jerk walks up to a mirror and goes, "Hey look, there's a whole other room in there. There's a guy that looks just like me in there."

              But the parakeet would fall for this. I'd let him out of his cage, he'd fly right into the mirror. And I'd always think, "Even if he thinks the mirror is another room, why doesn't he at least try to avoid hitting the other parakeet?"

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                • Kevsh
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 8619
                  #5
                  "It's outrageous, egregious ... preposterous!"

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                    • WoW!
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                      • Feb 2005
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                      #6
                      "What is wrong with my body?"
                      "Chicken wing shoulder blades."
                      - Jerry and Elaine
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                        • je_rome
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                          • Jul 2005
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                          #7
                          Seinfeld is one my my favorite show. Jerry rocks!
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                            • kinkykerri
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 217
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                              " THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!! " Kramer durning his Woody Allen movie tryout...

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                                • hershie
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                                  • Jun 2002
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                                  #9
                                  "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." --George

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                                    • PixeLs
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                                      • Jul 2005
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                                      #10
                                      ...I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"

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                                        • reed_4
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                                          • Jul 2005
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                                          #11
                                          I miss that tv show.

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                                            • sltr
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                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 3193
                                              #12
                                              it's the summer of george!

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