Top Secret Attack Dolphins On The Loose!

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  • Greg B
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 7014
    #1

    Top Secret Attack Dolphins On The Loose!

    http://observer.guardian.co.uk/inter...577753,00.html

    Way back in the 70's when I was studying marine biology Jaques Cousteau brought up the issue of the military using dolphins, seals, whales to deliver weapons and spy and rescue.

    Then I saw the story above on the Drudge website and was stunned. It's about dolphins supposedly used by the military in such manners and due to the hurricanes the dolphins are loose and ARMED.

    This has got to be the funniest thing I've read in years.

    I can imagine some dude catchin' a wave and a dolphin shows up with a mini-gun attached to it's back and blows him away.
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    • sltr
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 3191
      #2
      i want some dolphins with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!

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        • Pipecrew
          Master of Gfy.com
          • Feb 2002
          • 14888
          #3
          I'am curious how they shoot!

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            • Greg B
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2001
              • 7014
              #4
              Originally posted by sltr
              i want some dolphins with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!
              THAT'S what I'm talkin' bout!!!

              These dolphins do have weapons attached and I'm trying to find pics of them and their armor.

              Can you picture a shark swimming along and one of these bad boys shows up?

              It must make em' shit a brick.

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                • RRRED
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 6754
                  #5
                  OMG that's funny you bring that up cuz it is TOTALLY TRUE. I met this lady on an airplane and talked to her for hours about his. She trains them herself and said she hated doing it because they are basically innocent suicide bombers at times. But most of the time they can swim up to something and give a yank to a release rope or something like that will drop bombs or whatever it is. I can't remember all the details but at the time it was quite fascinating.

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                    • Greg B
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 7014
                      #6
                      Originally posted by RRRED
                      OMG that's funny you bring that up cuz it is TOTALLY TRUE. I met this lady on an airplane and talked to her for hours about his. She trains them herself and said she hated doing it because they are basically innocent suicide bombers at times. But most of the time they can swim up to something and give a yank to a release rope or something like that will drop bombs or whatever it is. I can't remember all the details but at the time it was quite fascinating.
                      No shit? That's fucking wild! She actually told you that? If true you sure got a rare look into something amazing.

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                        • Greg B
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 7014
                          #7
                          http://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/.../NMMP_FAQ.html

                          Well this article says the Navy using dolphins as weapons is bogus. There was a week long story about missing dolphins from the N'Orleans aquarium that got found and that may have sparked all this.

                          Yet the Navy could be lying to keep animal rights people off their case.

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                            • Dalai lama
                              Strength and Honor
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 16540
                              #8
                              Interesting article

                              A program you can trust.
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                                • tony299
                                  lurker
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 57021
                                  #9
                                  It's like that movie day of the dolphin , Bee tell Pa where the bomb is. I know 80% of this board has no idea of what Im talking about. lol

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                                    • Greg B
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 7014
                                      #10
                                      http://www.animalsvoice.com/PAGES/wr...phins_pbs.html

                                      Now here's a full article on what sea mammals were used for militarily. They also use them for helping autistic children!

                                      Dolphins and whales are friggin' scary smart. Sperm Whales that hunt giant squids are fucking awesome. I saw on Discovery Channel where they attached sensors and a camera to a Sperm Whale and it lead it's pod ( family of whales ) on a hunt for giant squid and they all dove to some ungodly depth and the scientists freaked out because the whales literally changed their physiology minute by minute to adapt to the crushing sea pressure. Freakin' bizarre that an animal can do that and in some cases some subs can't go that deep.

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                                        • tranza
                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 57559
                                          #11
                                          yes, really interesting...dolphin as weapons??!!
                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                            • sniperwolf
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 17743
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by RRRED
                                              OMG that's funny you bring that up cuz it is TOTALLY TRUE. I met this lady on an airplane and talked to her for hours about his. She trains them herself and said she hated doing it because they are basically innocent suicide bombers at times. But most of the time they can swim up to something and give a yank to a release rope or something like that will drop bombs or whatever it is. I can't remember all the details but at the time it was quite fascinating.
                                              Oh my I was about to ask if it's for real..
                                              ~Accepting design works~

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                                                • reed_4
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 9640
                                                  #13
                                                  That story kinda reminds me of one Batman's movie.

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                                                    • crockett
                                                      in a van by the river
                                                      • May 2003
                                                      • 76818
                                                      #14
                                                      The military using or at least testing the use of dolphins for military purposes is true, this story however probably not true. The US military actually got the idea from the Ruskies after the end of the cold war, when it was found out that Russians had been experimenting with dolphins.
                                                      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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