So my friends and I went to try this new type of massage parlour, they have what is called 'Lip Service'... Basically you select your chick in the lobby, she takes you up and undresses you, showers you, then lays you on a massage bed, salt scrubs you, washes you, slides a FINGER in your ASS, washes you again, brings you up to the massage room, then gives a good swedish massage with oil.... then LICKS your body from head to toe, tosses your salad like it was going out of style (was it ever in style?), washes you, then blows you or fucks you (depends on the girl).... Oh, and she's either naked or in a neglige' the whole time she does this... Total damage: $45
We roll next door to a nice Spanish style restaurant to top the evening off, total damage: $65
I must be getting old (29), because this is what I consider a BIG FRIDAY NIGHT OUT ... LoL!!
I thought I knew all the hot spots. Where is Lip Service located?
saturday? if u would have asked me 3 years ago it would include about 2-4 whores... but in my old age, today i will order some food from a 5 star restaurant, have it delivered for breakfast... then will go to the mall, pick up a new catalogue from Habitat (furniture), go see a gold class movie (lazy boy, with massage vibrations, and waiter who serves beer and food during the movie for $12 per ticket), then will end up at another massage parlour that my friend will suggest, will select a Penthouse model, she will give me a soapy bath, then massage, then suck and fuck... then we'll go to Taradee MP, and get a 2 hour, legit Thai massage... then we'll probably go home at around 1am, then ill play Counter Strike until 5am and before i go to sleep i'll go thru the model catalogue and select models i want to fuck next week or on sunday...
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She tosses the salad of Guy A like its going out of style
Then guy B comes along and she licks him head to toe..
Yikes
Exactly what I was thinking
Originally posted by rayadp05
I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
i know i didnt write it in french, but i assume you translated the part where the guys are showered like 4-5 times and in between guys they brush teeth, mouthwash, and shower?
some of you cats reeeeeealy need to get off that paranoid shit & go get ya some pussy. that bitch you met in a club in the good ole us of a is just as likely to have a disease. anybody can have it.... fuck it, you cats sit on your ass screamin about how scared of pussy you are. when you're old in your wheelchair you can have yer nurse pat you on the back for being so safe with your dick.
if you wanna go get some HOT ass in thailand OR brazil while you can still use your dick & you realize that you don't have to be scared of pussy if you simply take the proper precautions (do you realize how fuckin hard it is for a female to pass HIV to a male? LOL... & no, you can't get it from a blowjob unless that braud is bleeding in her mouth & you're bleeding on your dick @ THE SAME TIME + 1 of you has HIV... & not even a thai whore will suck a bloody dick... sorry 2 disappoint you agrophobiacs).
come roll with us... we'll show you a good time & send you home to your bitchin ass wife with tourist pics so she doesn't suspect a thing @ http://www.worldpleasuretours.com/
some of you cats reeeeeealy need to get off that paranoid shit & go get ya some pussy. that bitch you met in a club in the good ole us of a is just as likely to have a disease. anybody can have it.... fuck it, you cats sit on your ass screamin about how scared of pussy you are. when you're old in your wheelchair you can have yer nurse pat you on the back for being so safe with your dick.
if you wanna go get some HOT ass in thailand OR brazil while you can still use your dick & you realize that you don't have to be scared of pussy if you simply take the proper precautions (do you realize how fuckin hard it is for a female to pass HIV to a male? LOL... & no, you can't get it from a blowjob unless that braud is bleeding in her mouth & you're bleeding on your dick @ THE SAME TIME + 1 of you has HIV... & not even a thai whore will suck a bloody dick... sorry 2 disappoint you agrophobiacs).
come roll with us... we'll show you a good time & send you home to your bitchin ass wife with tourist pics so she doesn't suspect a thing @ http://www.worldpleasuretours.com/
So my friends and I went to try this new type of massage parlour, they have what is called 'Lip Service'... Basically you select your chick in the lobby, she takes you up and undresses you, showers you, then lays you on a massage bed, salt scrubs you, washes you, slides a FINGER in your ASS, washes you again, brings you up to the massage room, then gives a good swedish massage with oil.... then LICKS your body from head to toe, tosses your salad like it was going out of style (was it ever in style?), washes you, then blows you or fucks you (depends on the girl).... Oh, and she's either naked or in a neglige' the whole time she does this... Total damage: $45
We roll next door to a nice Spanish style restaurant to top the evening off, total damage: $65
I must be getting old (29), because this is what I consider a BIG FRIDAY NIGHT OUT ... LoL!!
some of you cats reeeeeealy need to get off that paranoid shit & go get ya some pussy. that bitch you met in a club in the good ole us of a is just as likely to have a disease. anybody can have it.... fuck it, you cats sit on your ass screamin about how scared of pussy you are. when you're old in your wheelchair you can have yer nurse pat you on the back for being so safe with your dick.
hey K, i am coming there first of the year to bangkok to Dj. you ever hear of Mystique?
"The piss testing continues and continues and continues. It seems that you can just about guarantee that there will be piss testing at some venue, somewhere in Thailand, each week and I wonder if it is even worth reporting it any more, as it would seem to be the norm, as opposed to something newsworthy. This week it was the turn of Mystique, that multi-themed disco come nightclub on Sukhumvit Soi 31. On Thursday night the boys in brown came and tested the patrons, a good percentage of them farangs. I've yet to know what happens to a farang who tests positive, but one thing's for sure, it wouldn't be pretty."
been filming a massive piss test on patpong and silom soi 4 for french TV last friday , only one person was positive from what i saw . the cops told us that they are testing for extasy, meth, cocaine and heroine, plus they had two sniffer dogs with them.
from what the major general who was there told us , if you are on a tourist visa and get tested positive , you get a warning and get reposted to your embassy ( provided its your first offense ) if you are thai or are a legal expat you get charged for drug use in court. the top brass didn't elaborate wether you get thrown out of the country or not.
one sure thing is that i avoid taking anything illegal in thailand or else i don't go out for several days afterwards (they don't yet test the hair for drugs) so around five days is enough to get it all out of your system if you are just a recreational user.
krille, my friend who has an interest in the club told me they've made their payment to the big dawg ;-)
payment or not , they will still get tested regularly. the tests don't depend on the local top brass , it comes from higher . the cops from the local police station are not the ones making the tests , they usually just assist.
its like for patpong the bangkrak high comissioner is meeting every month with all the bar owners ( over 250 of them ), but when the bangkok metropolitan police chief orders tests on silom , there is nothing he can do , he might try to tell some bar owners who give him some tea money , but its quite risky .
i knew like 4 days before that the tests would be in patpong area , but we've been warned that if we were to talk prior to the bust , we would have big problems , and not many people know the location of a bust beforehand so its easy to find the mole.
saturday? if u would have asked me 3 years ago it would include about 2-4 whores... but in my old age, today i will order some food from a 5 star restaurant, have it delivered for breakfast... then will go to the mall, pick up a new catalogue from Habitat (furniture), go see a gold class movie (lazy boy, with massage vibrations, and waiter who serves beer and food during the movie for $12 per ticket), then will end up at another massage parlour that my friend will suggest, will select a Penthouse model, she will give me a soapy bath, then massage, then suck and fuck... then we'll go to Taradee MP, and get a 2 hour, legit Thai massage... then we'll probably go home at around 1am, then ill play Counter Strike until 5am and before i go to sleep i'll go thru the model catalogue and select models i want to fuck next week or on sunday...
=)
you must have a very strong and supple back with all these massages
I must be getting old (29), because this is what I consider a BIG FRIDAY NIGHT OUT ... LoL!!
If you get your nut off and have a good meal in the same night, then it's a successful night...why fiddle faddle around with the bullshit to get the same thing?
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If you get your nut off and have a good meal in the same night, then it's a successful night...why fiddle faddle around with the bullshit to get the same thing?
couldnt have said it better myself... you caught the essence of whoring !
you just made me want to visit Thailand even more. I was in Bangkok a few times but I didn't have time to get out of the airport. Do you know where I can find some good info about Thailand (beautiful places, hoes, food etc.)?
you just made me want to visit Thailand even more. I was in Bangkok a few times but I didn't have time to get out of the airport. Do you know where I can find some good info about Thailand (beautiful places, hoes, food etc.)?
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