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  • s9ann0
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2001
    • 4873
    #1

    best way to get rid of a cat?

    my cat is a slut I am sick of it getting raped by next doors fat tabby
    whats the best way to finish it?

    stuff it in a pillow and launch it into the piss?
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    • wdsguy
      Ryde or Die
      • Dec 2002
      • 19568
      #2
      Your cat gets around.

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        • madawgz
          8.8.8.8
          • Mar 2006
          • 30509
          #3
          dont give your cat to notabook
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            • BusterBunny
              perverted justice decoy
              • Aug 2005
              • 19291
              #4
              Originally posted by madawgz
              dont give your cat to notabook
              if by chance you do....make sure stuff it into the mail slot in his door
              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                • Zester
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 5344
                  #5
                  EDIT: nevermind
                  Last edited by Zester; 03-23-2007, 01:20 PM.
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                    • AaronM
                      GFY Royality ;)
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46923
                      #6
                      Originally posted by spanno
                      my cat is a slut I am sick of it getting raped by next doors fat tabby
                      whats the best way to finish it?

                      stuff it in a pillow and launch it into the piss?

                      So is your cat a slut or a rape victim?

                      It's typical of sluts to later claim rape because they feel guilty about being a slut. Sounds to me like you and your cat need to sit down and discuss this issue before you go around accusing other innocent cats of rape.

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                        • stickyfingerz
                          Doin fine
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24984
                          #7
                          Enter notabook in 3.......2...........

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                            • Zester
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 5344
                              #8
                              http://www.geocities.com/m3agan.geo/...at-carrier.jpg
                              Last edited by Zester; 03-23-2007, 01:24 PM.
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                              * new male contraception

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                                • BusterBunny
                                  perverted justice decoy
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 19291
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                  Enter notabook in 3.......2...........
                                  shoulda started the countdown at 10, he is proly writing a five page manifesto reply as we speak
                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                    • notabook
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 9748
                                      #10
                                      The easiest thing to do is to give it some meat (just about any will do, ham, spam, etc.) that has been mixed with about a 1/4 ounce of antifreeze. Granted, most feline exterminators will tell you that you need to use about half a ounce to get the job done but I assure you that this just isn't the case. A fourth of an ounce is plenty AND you have the added benefit that their organs will shut down more slowly than if you had used a half an ounce or more. By using less antifreeze, you actually cause MORE pain to the cat! Quite intriguing, really.

                                      Honestly though in your case even that may be overcomplicating it. Just wait until they are going at it then smash them both with a huge rock. They’ll be distracted and you’ll be able to literally kill two cats with one stone.

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                                        • stickyfingerz
                                          Doin fine
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 24984
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                          shoulda started the countdown at 10, he is proly writing a five page manifesto reply as we speak
                                          Nope I had it right... lol

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                                            • BusterBunny
                                              perverted justice decoy
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 19291
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                              Nope I had it right... lol
                                              yeah you got me

                                              no fair tho he must be sick, cause he stopped around 200 words
                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                • stickyfingerz
                                                  Doin fine
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 24984
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                  yeah you got me

                                                  no fair tho he must be sick, cause he stopped around 200 words

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                                                    • notabook
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 9748
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                      yeah you got me

                                                      no fair tho he must be sick, cause he stopped around 200 words
                                                      I actually am Got an upper respiratory infection and also I?m all out of hot pockets

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                                                        • teksonline
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                          • 2904
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                          if by chance you do....make sure stuff it into the mail slot in his door
                                                          mailbox slot, drawer, same thing

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                                                            • pornguy
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 62912
                                                              #16
                                                              My dog says that she will be happy to drop by and take care of that tasty tabby.

                                                              She already has 5 nothces in her tail.
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                                                                • BusterBunny
                                                                  perverted justice decoy
                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 19291
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by notabook
                                                                  I actually am Got an upper respiratory infection and also I’m all out of hot pockets
                                                                  i recently kicked my hotpocket habit, fuckers are gooooood...was going thru an 18pack of pepperoni every 3 days
                                                                  Last edited by BusterBunny; 03-23-2007, 01:46 PM. Reason: oh yeah get well ;)
                                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 46923
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by notabook
                                                                      The easiest thing to do is to give it some meat (just about any will do, ham, spam, etc.) that has been mixed with about a 1/4 ounce of antifreeze. Granted, most feline exterminators will tell you that you need to use about half a ounce to get the job done but I assure you that this just isn't the case. A fourth of an ounce is plenty AND you have the added benefit that their organs will shut down more slowly than if you had used a half an ounce or more. By using less antifreeze, you actually cause MORE pain to the cat! Quite intriguing, really.

                                                                      Honestly though in your case even that may be overcomplicating it. Just wait until they are going at it then smash them both with a huge rock. They?ll be distracted and you?ll be able to literally kill two cats with one stone.

                                                                      This is the first post of your that I have enjoyed reading.

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                                                                        • isabelllo
                                                                          Registered User
                                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                                          • 217
                                                                          #19
                                                                          try giving it to the humane society so somebody who isn't an idiot will adopt it

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                                                                            • Pumba
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                              • 1094
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Make solo site for the cat

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                                                                                • Malicious Biz
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                  • 4575
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                                  yeah you got me

                                                                                  no fair tho he must be sick, cause he stopped around 200 words
                                                                                  HAHA!

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                                                                                    • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                      North Coast Pimp
                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                      • 9395
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                      So is your cat a slut or a rape victim?

                                                                                      It's typical of sluts to later claim rape because they feel guilty about being a slut. Sounds to me like you and your cat need to sit down and discuss this issue before you go around accusing other innocent cats of rape.

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                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 46923
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Jon Clark


                                                                                          It's not a laughing matter. There are a lot of cool cats in prison because of false rape charges.

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                                                                                            • baddog
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 107089
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by notabook
                                                                                              I actually am Got an upper respiratory infection and also I?m all out of hot pockets
                                                                                              Cats are as tasty as hot pockets, and you can make mittens out of their kittens.

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                                                                                                • mattz
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                  • 7697
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by notabook
                                                                                                  The easiest thing to do is to give it some meat (just about any will do, ham, spam, etc.) that has been mixed with about a 1/4 ounce of antifreeze. Granted, most feline exterminators will tell you that you need to use about half a ounce to get the job done but I assure you that this just isn't the case. A fourth of an ounce is plenty AND you have the added benefit that their organs will shut down more slowly than if you had used a half an ounce or more. By using less antifreeze, you actually cause MORE pain to the cat! Quite intriguing, really.

                                                                                                  Honestly though in your case even that may be overcomplicating it. Just wait until they are going at it then smash them both with a huge rock. They?ll be distracted and you?ll be able to literally kill two cats with one stone.

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                                                                                                    • tASSy
                                                                                                      Spread The Pink!
                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                      • 8229
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                      Cats are as tasty as hot pockets, and you can make mittens out of their kittens.
                                                                                                      don't make mittens, make smittens!

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                                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by tASSy


                                                                                                          don't make mittens, make smittens!
                                                                                                          Sounds like my kitty variation of smores.

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                                                                                                            • germ
                                                                                                              ( o Y o )
                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                              • 3108
                                                                                                              #28


                                                                                                              i prefer glittens.

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                                                                                                                • dig420
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                  • 9240
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Spanno, why are you trying to be the new JTF? Not getting enough attention from your mommy lately?

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                                                                                                                    • born2blog
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                                                                                      • 1801
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                                                                      i recently kicked my hotpocket habit, fuckers are gooooood...was going thru an 18pack of pepperoni every 3 days
                                                                                                                      during college I use to live on those things and I agree they are very good and I still buy them from time to time
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                                                                                                                        • s9ann0
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                          • 4873
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by dig420
                                                                                                                          Spanno, why are you trying to be the new JTF? Not getting enough attention from your mommy lately?
                                                                                                                          some hillbilly was sawing bricks next door to me all day driving me mad!

                                                                                                                          when he stops sawwing fucking bricks I migth relax a bit!

                                                                                                                          you should know I've always been a nutter!

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                                                                                                                            • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                              perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                              • 19291
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                              Cats are as tasty as hot pockets, and you can make mittens out of their kittens.
                                                                                                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                                • shekinah
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 8452
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Pumba
                                                                                                                                  Make solo site for the cat
                                                                                                                                  sounds interesting

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                                                                                                                                    • Gerco
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 2052
                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • Dvae
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 5326
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Heres a few ideas.










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                                                                                                                                            • RawAlex
                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 9465
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              The answer is there....

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                                                                                                                                              (yes, it is the Canadian answer)

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