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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    REMINDER: If you think that manual transmission is more masculine than automatic,

    you are a fucking moron.


    Enjoy shifting gears all day, you tool.
  • donkevlar
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2006
    • 4325

    #2
    All right.
    Where's the thing on this car?
    How do you put it in gear ?
    Where's the thing ?
    lt's right here.
    What is this ?
    ls this a shifter car ?
    l cannot drive
    a shifter car.
    So we got
    a situation here.
    l can't drive these kinda cars.
    What the fuck is goin' on ?
    You think that's funny ?
    Would you like to know, smart-ass ?
    Would you like to know why
    l can't drive this kinda car ?
    l'm used to luxury cars.
    Have you ever heard
    of a luxury car ?
    Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac
    Eldorado ? That's what l drive.
    l drive cars
    that shift themselves.
    My cars shift themselves.
    The luxury cars, they shift themselves.
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    • mardigras
      Bon temps!
      • Feb 2003
      • 14194

      #3
      Shifting is like bike riding. You might not do it for years, but as soon as you get on one you can
      .

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      • tical
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 6504

        #4
        my m3 rocks... whenever i'm felling laid back i just throw that bitch in drive
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        • gornyhuy
          Chafed.
          • May 2002
          • 18041

          #5
          If you drive an automatic you may as well turn in your pea sized nuts right now.

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          • Jace
            FBOP Class Of 2013
            • Jan 2004
            • 35562

            #6
            never thought it of it like that

            i do know that my automatic transmission takes about $1600 to replace, while a clutch takes about $160 to replace, which is why I am getting a stick next

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            • DarkJedi
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              • Feb 2001
              • 28301

              #7
              Originally posted by gornyhuy
              If you drive an automatic you may as well turn in your pea sized nuts right now.

              I suppose working smarter not harder is for women too.

              Loser.

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              • JuiceMonkey
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2004
                • 3581

                #8
                most luxory cars don't even come in standard.... i drive a denali and it's auto :/ but I can drive stick too
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                • FuqALot
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 3817

                  #9
                  my SMG-3 shifts faster than your thoughts

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                  • Linguist
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1706

                    #10
                    I've driven both and I feel more in control with manual but it's not everyone's cup of tea. I don't even think about gear shifting anymore, don't see why anyone would see it as big deal.
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                    • gangbangjoe
                      Ronin
                      • May 2004
                      • 17693

                      #11
                      ah dork chop...


                      to shift gears manually 4 braincells are required.


                      that are three to much for you

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                      • Virago
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 111

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DarkJedi
                        you are a fucking moron.


                        Enjoy shifting gears all day, you tool.

                        Some like to be more of a part of what they drive.

                        I suppose others pay to have their oil changed.

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                        • scottybuzz
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2006
                          • 14799

                          #13
                          shifting gears can help u get away from traffic lights easier so you can beat idiots who take ages so set of on the roundabout.


                          your an idiot darkjedi, all the men use manual.
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                          • scottybuzz
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2006
                            • 14799

                            #14
                            p.s. taht is dork jedis pic so incase he tries to change the file name with a picture of a man sucking someones cock. it is his doing.



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                            • georgeyw
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                              • Jul 2005
                              • 9865

                              #15
                              Autos are good for one thing and that is



                              A manual on the other hand allows you to do this



                              So they both are great given the situation
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                              • mattz
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 7697

                                #16
                                Originally posted by georgeyw
                                Autos are good for one thing and that is



                                A manual on the other hand allows you to do this



                                So they both are great given the situation
                                autos are good for squeeling tires lol? I've driven both and manually is way easier / better to do it with

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                                • georgeyw
                                  58008 53773
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 9865

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by mattz
                                  autos are good for squeeling tires lol? I've driven both and manually is way easier / better to do it with
                                  Depends how much smoke you want With an auto it's easier to keep the tyres spinning as you work through the gears and also less wear and tear.

                                  Manuals are more fun to do a burnout in, especially if you like to clutch kick around corners
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                                  • Minte
                                    Babemeister
                                    • Jun 2001
                                    • 7081

                                    #18
                                    Automatic for daily driving...6sp for recreation.
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                                    • DarkJedi
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                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 28301

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by scottybuzz
                                      shifting gears can help u get away from traffic lights easier
                                      If you're a poor sigwhore and drive a 1,6L shitbox ? maybe.



                                      BMW 545i = so such problems

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                                      • scottybuzz
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • May 2006
                                        • 14799

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                        If you're a poor sigwhore and drive a 1,6L shitbox ? maybe.



                                        BMW 545i = so such problems

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                                        • Gentle_Ben
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 733

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by tical
                                          my m3 rocks... whenever i'm felling laid back i just throw that bitch in drive
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                                          • JuiceMonkey
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2004
                                            • 3581

                                            #22
                                            also rush hour downtown in a large city (vancouver is a bad one for a smaller population)... have fun with your manual car.. god that gets annoying stop..go...stop...go.... i used to drive a mustang GT and it was a son of a bitch downtown especially in the god damn summer when it's 38 degrees out...

                                            but yeah honestly I would rather drive a standard.. for most every day driving and stick for fun/sports cars.


                                            I think the guy who feels "feminine" for driving a standard car has a lot more issues than that for sure...
                                            Last edited by JuiceMonkey; 03-23-2007, 02:37 AM.
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                                            • Gary_TLX
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 776

                                              #23
                                              I drove cars with all kinds of transmissions and in my opinion nothing beats manual. Some of the others might shift faster, but when it comes to fun factor manual rules. I think if you truly love to drive, you drive a manual, and this has nothing to do with muscularity. I always say that a real car has three pedals. :D
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                                              • BusterBunny
                                                perverted justice decoy
                                                • Aug 2005
                                                • 19291

                                                #24
                                                ultimate runon sentence award

                                                Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                you are a fucking moron.


                                                Enjoy shifting gears all day, you tool.
                                                after sitting in my chair all day on the computer in a dark room and i walk the distance to get in my ride and drive to mcdonalds to order my supersized double quarter pounder value meal with mr pibb and a large chocolate shake while still in my car only to drive back and sit back down to eat i think i can handle the workout of shifting to drive around the block
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                                                • rotowa85
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                  • 278

                                                  #25
                                                  i dont know what it is with you yanks but in the uk, you tell someone that you cant drive a shift then your immediately concidered a bitch, i mean god damn its really not fucking hard.

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                                                  • Jakke PNG
                                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                    • 20306

                                                    #26
                                                    I hate automatic gears. I used to drive a taxi and it had automatic transmission, and it's good for that.. but driving with a stick is a lot more fun.
                                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                                    • BlackCrayon
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 19634

                                                      #27
                                                      agreed. unless you are racing its really pointless. id much rather use my free hand to change the cd or slide it up my girlfriends skirt. but i guess that isn't manly enough either ;)
                                                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                      • nadanada
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 330

                                                        #28
                                                        all depends on what you drive. i simply prefer manual in most cars but hated it in my powerstroke.

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                                                        • Fluid
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 380

                                                          #29
                                                          Quick question, those that buy automatics, do you color coordinate the car with your purse or your eyes?

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