And this hot girl with big tits walked by, and I told my friends brother about her, and I said I would point her out next time she walked by. No more than 8 minutes later she was going to walk by, so I said "Hey, check out the tits on this broad," and apparantly she not only heard what I said over the loud music, but she understood the English slang as well and was none to pleased. But man, her chest made me want to fornicate with her vagina.
One time, I was at a nightclub in Varberg, Sweden
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this one time i was walking through a mall, and then somehow security came and kicked out all the guys but let me stay because i'm really good looking... so i was in the middle of the mall just me and 500-550 girls, and i had sex with all of them, like 4 times each... and then i hopped in my private helicopter that i have my own spot on the roof of the mall and flew my private island in the carrib.Originally posted by ShoehornI am not a bullshitter. I banged her in my mind though.I like turtles.Comment
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I know, I was one of the ones they kicked out. You fucker.Originally posted by sonofsamthis one time i was walking through a mall, and then somehow security came and kicked out all the guys but let me stay because i'm really good looking... so i was in the middle of the mall just me and 500-550 girls, and i had sex with all of them, like 4 times each... and then i hopped in my private helicopter that i have my own spot on the roof of the mall and flew my private island in the carrib.
P.S. a/s/l? d0 u l1k3 butt3r or marg@r1ne bett3R?
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They're nice as long as they shut the fuck up. I want to hurl when I'm banging a chick and she starts to talk German. It's just a major turn off for me personally, unless it's angry sex. Thank god Italy is close by...Originally posted by ShoehornDeutschland ain't so bad either.
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no way you had sex with them 4 times each man, you saying that makes it so sound so untrustworthy.....Originally posted by sonofsamthis one time i was walking through a mall, and then somehow security came and kicked out all the guys but let me stay because i'm really good looking... so i was in the middle of the mall just me and 500-550 girls, and i had sex with all of them, like 4 times each... and then i hopped in my private helicopter that i have my own spot on the roof of the mall and flew my private island in the carrib.
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I don't speak German, so I can tune it out pretty easily.Originally posted by ktj4lThey're nice as long as they shut the fuck up. I want to hurl when I'm banging a chick and she starts to talk German. It's just a major turn off for me personally, unless it's angry sex. Thank god Italy is close by...

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Lucky. I want to stab them in the face when they start talking dirty. I fuckin' love Spanish, Italian, Swedish, Dutch, Canadian, Brazilian, Argentinian and American girls.Originally posted by ShoehornI don't speak German, so I can tune it out pretty easily.
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I fucking love Swedish, Croation, German, Icelandic, Danish, Norweigan, Italian, Canadian, American, Dutch, Estonian, Russian, Hungarian, Bulgarian, French, Bolivian, Ukranian, Polish, Greek, Spanish, Romanian, Swiss, Czech, Argentinian, Brazilian, Belgium, Irish, Scottish, British, Finnish, Macedonian, Turkish, Belarussian, Latvian, Austrian and whatever other one I overlooked women.Originally posted by ktj4lLucky. I want to stab them in the face when they start talking dirty. I fuckin' love Spanish, Italian, Swedish, Dutch, Canadian, Brazilian, Argentinian and American girls.
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Which club In Varberg? I got my summer house in Varberg.
Yeah Swedish girls are great if you are in to blue eyed blondes. You should visit Gothenburg in the summer time when it's the Gothenburg festival then the entire downtown turns in to a gigant party for a week blonde girls in short short, beer, dancing, good food and nice weather etc etc..
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ohhhyeaOriginally posted by GoNeWhich club In Varberg? I got my summer house in Varberg.
Yeah Swedish girls are great if you are in to blue eyed blondes. You should visit Gothenburg in the summer time when it's the Gothenburg festival then the entire downtown turns in to a gigant party for a week blonde girls in short short, beer, dancing, good food and nice weather etc etc.. 
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I was there over New Years, so it was cold as fuck and there weren't many girls out and about. I remember it was down the road from an ICA, and a few blocks away from a castle with a moat and stuff that I guess people go there and fuck at night in the summer. I only remember there being a couple clubs within walking distance, and it was one of them. I don't remember a whole lot from that night except that I had a blast.Originally posted by GoNeWhich club In Varberg? I got my summer house in Varberg.
Yeah Swedish girls are great if you are in to blue eyed blondes. You should visit Gothenburg in the summer time when it's the Gothenburg festival then the entire downtown turns in to a gigant party for a week blonde girls in short short, beer, dancing, good food and nice weather etc etc.. 

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The castle is called The Fortress of Varberg and I have spent a couple of hot summer nights there. ;)Originally posted by ShoehornI was there over New Years, so it was cold as fuck and there weren't many girls out and about. I remember it was down the road from an ICA, and a few blocks away from a castle with a moat and stuff that I guess people go there and fuck at night in the summer. I only remember there being a couple clubs within walking distance, and it was one of them. I don't remember a whole lot from that night except that I had a blast.
I think I might now which club you went to. Varberg aint that big and if you thought there where alot of hot girls in Varberg you got to come to Gothenburg you will go nuts. I had a friend over from NJ this summer and yeah he went nuts he was over during the Gothenburg party/festival and I hooked him up with 2 blondes during that week and when me and my buddies drove him to the airport the last thing he said to me was thanks Valentin I can die happly now.
It was a great summer.
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Hahaha... probably true. Nationality doesn't really matter much as long as they're hot and like to fuck. Good man!Originally posted by ShoehornI fucking love Swedish, Croation, German, Icelandic, Danish, Norweigan, Italian, Canadian, American, Dutch, Estonian, Russian, Hungarian, Bulgarian, French, Bolivian, Ukranian, Polish, Greek, Spanish, Romanian, Swiss, Czech, Argentinian, Brazilian, Belgium, Irish, Scottish, British, Finnish, Macedonian, Turkish, Belarussian, Latvian, Austrian and whatever other one I overlooked women.
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Ah yes, we've talked about this on ICQ before. The only thing I remember about Gothenburg was that Nintendo place off the expressway on my way to Varberg. Every other time I've been in Sweden I spent all my time in Uppsala and Stockholm. I need to go to Gothernburg one time in the summer, I hear they have an amusement park thats better than Grona Lund.Originally posted by GoNeThe castle is called The Fortress of Varberg and I have spent a couple of hot summer nights there. ;)
I think I might now which club you went to. Varberg aint that big and if you thought there where alot of hot girls in Varberg you got to come to Gothenburg you will go nuts. I had a friend over from NJ this summer and yeah he went nuts he was over during the Gothenburg party/festival and I hooked him up with 2 blondes during that week and when me and my buddies drove him to the airport the last thing he said to me was thanks Valentin I can die happly now.
It was a great summer.

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Yup, I live on Oahu. Although I am in Michigan at the moment, probably going to head back soon though, its starting to get cold here.Originally posted by ktj4lYou seriously live in Hawaii? Which island?
Where in Germany do you live, I was just there last month. Me and JokerEmpire and his girlfriend made a trip to Europa Park, good time.Last edited by Shoehorn!; 09-23-2005, 07:42 PM.
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Europa Park is nothing compared to Cedar Point. I lived in Michigan for 5 years. Plymouth, if you know where that is. I live in Dirmstein, Germany... which is a very small town by Mannheim. I'm an hour away from Frankfurt and 45 minutes from Heidelberg in the Rhine Valley. Tons of wine festivals here and shit like that. Usually an all around good time, even though I fucking hate wine festivals. The only festival worth going to really is Oktoberfest, which I'll be hitting up next weekend.Originally posted by ShoehornYup, I live on Oahu. Although I am in Michigan at the moment, probably going to head back soon though, its starting to get cold here.
Where in Germany do you live, I was just there last month. Me and JokerEmpire and his girlfriend made a trip to Europa Park, good time.
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Ohh yeah remember now we had a chat like a year ago hehe. Gröna Lund has nothing on our amusment park called Lisberg.Originally posted by ShoehornAh yes, we've talked about this on ICQ before. The only thing I remember about Gothenburg was that Nintendo place off the expressway on my way to Varberg. Every other time I've been in Sweden I spent all my time in Uppsala and Stockholm. I need to go to Gothernburg one time in the summer, I hear they have an amusement park thats better than Grona Lund.
Yeah you defenitly need to get your ass over here.
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Yeah I try to make it down to Cedar Point at least twice a year. That place rocks.Originally posted by ktj4lEuropa Park is nothing compared to Cedar Point. I lived in Michigan for 5 years. Plymouth, if you know where that is. I live in Dirmstein, Germany... which is a very small town by Mannheim. I'm an hour away from Frankfurt and 45 minutes from Heidelberg in the Rhine Valley. Tons of wine festivals here and shit like that. Usually an all around good time, even though I fucking hate wine festivals. The only festival worth going to really is Oktoberfest, which I'll be hitting up next weekend.
Hawaii fucking rules from what I saw when I went there a couple years ago. Maui as my favorite island. Probably because I met some broad there who taught me how to surf.
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I was just in Germany, I woulda made a weekend trip over there. I'll probably be in Europe again after the first of the year, I'll let you know and we can meet up someplace and womanize.Originally posted by GoNeOhh yeah remember now we had a chat like a year ago hehe. Gröna Lund has nothing on our amusment park called Lisberg.
Yeah you defenitly need to get your ass over here.

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