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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    Whats your favorite kind of gravy, serious business in here kids

    Name it here, I think I might start a gravy company and I am looking for new gravy ideas. It's called Shoehorn's Gravy Consortium and will feature commercials with todays hottest celebrities. We just inked a deal with that country signer with the beard who owns chicken restaurants to feature our gravy on his salad bar. Also I just filed for a patent with the United States Government for a gravy gun, that will make the dispersal of gravy to food items 13 percent more efficient than it currently is.
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Nothing beats beef gravy

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    • Shoehorn!
      Die With Your Boots On
      • Oct 2003
      • 22872

      #3
      Originally posted by spunky
      Nothing beats beef gravy
      How would you feel about a hybrid version of beef gravy, called beef and cheese gravy? It'd be like eating a philly cheesesteak on your mashed potatoes. Would you be interested in purchasing such a product if it were to become available in the marketplace?

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      • Chio The Pirate
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2002
        • 946

        #4
        YARGH! I be lookin' forward for somethin' to replace me worn out gravy boats

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        • junction
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 2411

          #5
          Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
          YARGH! I be lookin' forward for somethin' to replace me worn out gravy boats
          LMAO.....too damn funny!

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          • Shoehorn!
            Die With Your Boots On
            • Oct 2003
            • 22872

            #6
            Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
            YARGH! I be lookin' forward for somethin' to replace me worn out gravy boats
            My company will also be making gravy accessories, including, but not limited to:

            Gravy Boats
            Gravy Ladels
            Gravy Basters
            Gravy Shaped Hats
            "I Heart Gravy" shirts
            "Kiss The Gravy Cook" aprons
            "Crazy For Gravy" boxer shorts
            "Gravy for the Navy" giftcards.

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            • Chio The Pirate
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 946

              #7
              Originally posted by Shoehorn
              My company will also be making gravy accessories, including, but not limited to:

              Gravy Boats
              Gravy Ladels
              Gravy Basters
              Gravy Shaped Hats
              "I Heart Gravy" shirts
              "Kiss The Gravy Cook" aprons
              "Crazy For Gravy" boxer shorts
              "Gravy for the Navy" giftcards.

              YARGH! Truly the funniest fucker here. Congrats on 15k!

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              • Wiggles
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2004
                • 14423

                #8
                beef gravy is the best, turkey gravy is the worst, way too liquidity!
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                • sniperwolf
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 17743

                  #9
                  this thread is making me so hungry now... damn....!
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                  • Deej
                    I make pixels work
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 24386

                    #10
                    sausage gravy

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                    • The Truth Hurts
                      Zph7YXfjMhg
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 15776

                      #11
                      Last edited by The Truth Hurts; 09-23-2005, 10:01 PM.

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                      • purity
                        Registered User
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 50

                        #12
                        I say you sell Gravy with the mash potatoes already in there just heat and serve

                        And with Kenny Rogers as you sponser you have to carry Burbon flavored Gravy
                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                        • Shoehorn!
                          Die With Your Boots On
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 22872

                          #13
                          Originally posted by purity
                          I say you sell Gravy with the mash potatoes already in there just heat and serve

                          And with Kenny Rogers as you sponser you have to carry Burbon flavored Gravy
                          I am thinking about having a gravy mobile, like the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile, except this would be a mobile gravy dunk tank. You'd drive around highly populated areas with the gravy mobile and challenge people to take the challenge. It could be fun for the whole family. I am going to bring gravy back into the limelight.

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                          • Shoehorn!
                            Die With Your Boots On
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22872

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                            YARGH! Truly the funniest fucker here. Congrats on 15k!
                            Thanks buddy.

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                            • fris
                              I have to go potty
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 55800

                              #15
                              man gravy
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                              • Shoehorn!
                                Die With Your Boots On
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 22872

                                #16
                                Originally posted by fris
                                man gravy
                                Is that made with chicken or beef stock?

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