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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    Most of the time I don't know what all these fucking freaks are even saying

    All these kids on the MTV and stuff talking that jive talk. Granted I am 23 and should be "in tune" with things in my generation, 95% of people 14 to 28 are drones to pop culture. This generation needs help, who can we call?

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18648
      #2
      who we gonna call?

      I like turtles.

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872
          #3
          Originally posted by sonofsam
          I didn't know you invented peanut butter sandwiches, I love those.

          Fantastic idea sir.

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            • PlugRush Sascha
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 2772
              #4
              Sure... he may have touched a few children here or there... But, come on! It's Michael Jackson! MICHAEL JACKSON!
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                • Shoehorn!
                  Die With Your Boots On
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22872
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ktj4l
                  Sure... he may have touched a few children here or there... But, come on! It's Michael Jackson! MICHAEL JACKSON!

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                    • PlugRush Sascha
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2772
                      #6
                      Drop guts! Drop guts on 'em!
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                        • sonofsam
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 18648
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Shoehorn


                          and besides, i love rubbing mustard on my earlobes
                          you raise a good point shoehorn
                          I like turtles.

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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872
                              #8
                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                              I cooked pancakes for myself this morning.
                              You son of a bitch.

                              How are you?

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                                • sonofsam
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 18648
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                  Your bitch is a son
                                  now.. how in the hell does that work out?

                                  i'm good, yourself?
                                  I like turtles.

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                                    • Shoehorn!
                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 22872
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                                      I got my shoelace caught in the weedwacker and had to buy new ones.
                                      One time I wore a necktie.

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                                        • sonofsam
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 18648
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                          I used to be friends with the kernel, so whenever i eat KFC i cry during my meals.. its a wierd sensation
                                          aquafina doesn't know that dasani has been sleeping with nestle water
                                          I like turtles.

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                                            • Shoehorn!
                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 22872
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                                              I collect mermaid figurines.
                                              Send me a pair of Julia Blues used panties please. For research purposes only.

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                                                • FuqALot
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 3817
                                                  #13
                                                  eh what the fuck are you saying

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                                                    • garce
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 7103
                                                      #14
                                                      I'm missing the Ed Gein connection...

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                                                        • sonofsam
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 18648
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by FuqALot
                                                          eh what the fuck are you saying
                                                          We are having an in depth debate on why the deoxyribose sugar of the DNA backbone has 5 carbons and 3 oxygens.
                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                            • FuqALot
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 3817
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                              We are having an in depth debate on why the deoxyribose sugar of the DNA backbone has 5 carbons and 3 oxygens.
                                                              negro, that's all you had to say

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                                                                • FuqALot
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 3817
                                                                  #17
                                                                  so says jules

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                                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 22872
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by FuqALot
                                                                      negro, that's all you had to say

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                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 22872
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                          We were talking about whether or not the pied piper was really a baker or not.
                                                                          I heard the jerricurl is going to be coming out for pets.

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                                                                            • PlugRush Sascha
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                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 2772
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by FuqALot
                                                                              negro, that's all you had to say
                                                                              You sendin' the Wolf?
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                                                                                • sonofsam
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 18648
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                                                                  Eazy-E was black, look

                                                                                  i'm going to drive to tim hortons drive through, and start crying into the intercom
                                                                                  I like turtles.

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                                                                                    • FuqALot
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                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                      • 3817
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                                                                      I heard the jerricurl is going to be coming out for pets.
                                                                                      Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a girl out, and givin' agirl a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

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                                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 22872
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by FuqALot
                                                                                          Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a girl out, and givin' agirl a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
                                                                                          I see you're wearing tube socks. Is that to prevent blisters on your feet or is it a fashion statement?

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                                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 22872
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                                              Who wants turkey?
                                                                                              One time I sold a watermelon to a family from Portugal for their cousins barmitzvah.

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                                                                                                • FuqALot
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                  • 3817
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                                                                                  I see you're wearing tube socks. Is that to prevent blisters on your feet or is it a fashion statement?
                                                                                                  that's right. ya better axe someone

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                                                                                                    • sonofsam
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                      • 18648
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                                                                                      One time I sold a barmitzvah to a family of watermelons
                                                                                                      the creator of counter-strike is a vancouver local, so basically that means my left speaker has a higher chance of blowing before the right one
                                                                                                      I like turtles.

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                                                                                                        • FuqALot
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                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                          • 3817
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by ktj4l
                                                                                                          You sendin' the Wolf?
                                                                                                          That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

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                                                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                              • 22872
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                                                              Don't even pretend to speak Spanish
                                                                                                              In France I don't know what they do because I've never been there.

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                                                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by FuqALot
                                                                                                                  I thought bricks were carried in by truck.
                                                                                                                  I've had a lot of fun at the local roller derby.

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                                                                                                                    • FuqALot
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                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                                                                                                      This thread is too much at 5am
                                                                                                                      agreed. peaze

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                                                                                                                        • Nicky
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 30071
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Too much pop and too little rock

                                                                                                                          gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                              • 22872
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by FuqALot
                                                                                                                              I purchased a shiny new can of creamed corn while at the store this evening today.
                                                                                                                              There's a lady who sure, all that glitters is gold. And shes buying a stairway to Heaven.

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                                                                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Nicky
                                                                                                                                  I like applesauce.

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                                                                                                                                    • PlugRush Sascha
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by FuqALot
                                                                                                                                      That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
                                                                                                                                      I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for the cavalry... which should be comin' directly."
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                                                                                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 22872
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ktj4l
                                                                                                                                          I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for the cavalry... which should be comin' directly."

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                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                              Will you hand me a towel, tulip?

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                                                                                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                                                                  Can I play the maracas in your new rock band?

                                                                                                                                                  Doc Martin
                                                                                                                                                  I was a teenage maltshop.

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                                                                                                                                                    • PlugRush Sascha
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Wow... now I have to watch Pulp Fiction tomorrow...
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                                                                                                                                          I was a teenage maltshop.
                                                                                                                                                          I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT.

                                                                                                                                                          Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n igger in my garage.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Wiggles
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                                                                                                                                                              • May 2004
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              fuck i'm the same way, took me forever to figure out what 'props' was.
                                                                                                                                                              no sig

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