New disease attacking computer people!!

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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 21061

    #1

    New disease attacking computer people!!

    A new disease is hitting tech/customer support people all over America.
    It's called menocheckshitjustblameyou-jitis.

    Symptoms of the disease are:
    * Refusing to simply try the shit themselves so they can see the problem
    * Not hearing the problem and repeating shit that doesn't solve the problem over and over again.
    * Denying that a problem exist until 5 years later a new staff is hired and the problem is "discovered" and fixed in 30 seconds or less.
    * Falsely believing that the customer is a dumb as they are about the issue.
    * Chronic illusions that they know what the fuck they are talking about.
    * And finally, mumbling on the phone and thinking the customer must be stupid for asking them to repeat what they just mumbled.

    This disease could actually be fatal if they ever come face to face with a customer.
    Good luck.



  • camouflaged123
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1590

    #2
    Did you get yourself checked for that diesease...;)
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    • Sosa
      In Tushy Land
      • Oct 2002
      • 40149

      #3
      lol wow..

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      • blackmonsters
        Making PHP work
        • Nov 2002
        • 21061

        #4
        Originally posted by camouflaged123
        Did you get yourself checked for that diesease...;)
        No because I only needed to check the spelling of disease to see that you didn't get checked either.
        Good luck.



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        • nexcom28
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2005
          • 3716

          #5
          Did you hear about that game that is killing the online characters? World of Warcraft I think..
          Anyway, apparantly the creators decided to create a disease from a 'boss' that has to be killed which was only supposed to kill the main user..
          Trouble is some game nut figured a way to get the disease into the outside world on a in game dog..
          The consequence.. half the online population of this game is dying from this disease, it's infected a couple of servers and they can't stop it spreading..

          My facts are proberbly way off, I don't play it and hadn't heard of it until recently..
          Anyways that's the jist..

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