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BoyAlley · 03-22-2007, 08:59 AM

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So I asked 2 separate programs for access to one of their breeder sites today so that I can do reviews of them for a section of my new blog (eventually I will outsource this muck-a-muck but I wanted to do the first few myself to decide on a format for the reviews that I think works well with the site).

One of them said:

SURE we're happy to have you as a new affiliate and here's a login and password good for a month. Is there anything else that you need?

That made my blubbercunt moist.

The second said:

No we only give out passwords to affiliates that have already sent us sales. Maybe later you'll get one.

That made my elbow itch.

Now, honestly, I'm being 100% truths for real here, I was not looking for free pictures and movies of teh vaginas to jack off to. I really am looking to do reviews for my new breeders blog.

I know whenever an affiliate asks us for a password to our sites, we hand them out no problem. What's the big deal? Sure maybe 1 out of 10 is just looking to get his rocks off, but we loose out on what? $29.95? Small price to pay for the other 9 who are actually planning to promote us.

Of course, maybe I'm just being cheap faggot and should have just signed up for the sites and not bothered with the free password muck-a-muck. My thinking though, is if we're doing like 1 a day, why spend the extra monies each month?

Fags should not have to pay for access to teh vaginas......

At least, that's my logic........

03-22-2007, 08:59 AM
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	So if an affiliate asks you for passwords to your site, what is your policy? HAHAHA LAWDS MERCY! So I asked 2 separate programs for access to one of their breeder sites today so that I can do reviews of them for a section of my new blog (eventually I will outsource this muck-a-muck but I wanted to do the first few myself to decide on a format for the reviews that I think works well with the site). One of them said: SURE we're happy to have you as a new affiliate and here's a login and password good for a month. Is there anything else that you need? That made my blubbercunt moist. The second said: No we only give out passwords to affiliates that have already sent us sales. Maybe later you'll get one. That made my elbow itch. Now, honestly, I'm being 100% truths for real here, I was not looking for free pictures and movies of teh vaginas to jack off to. I really am looking to do reviews for my new breeders blog. I know whenever an affiliate asks us for a password to our sites, we hand them out no problem. What's the big deal? Sure maybe 1 out of 10 is just looking to get his rocks off, but we loose out on what? $29.95? Small price to pay for the other 9 who are actually planning to promote us. Of course, maybe I'm just being cheap faggot and should have just signed up for the sites and not bothered with the free password muck-a-muck. My thinking though, is if we're doing like 1 a day, why spend the extra monies each month? Fags should not have to pay for access to teh vaginas...... At least, that's my logic........