To my darling husband,

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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937

    #1

    To my darling husband,

    To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your overseas trip I just
    want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up
    truck when I turned into the driveway.

    Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt,
    so please don't worry too much about me.
    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
    accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
    when it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your
    kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

    You know how much I love
    you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I
    cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
    Your loving wife.


    P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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  • notabook
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2006
    • 9748

    #2
    http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.asp

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    • MorningWood Stefen
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2006
      • 608

      #3
      Oh shit! Now thats gonna be a problem At least he has a moped to ride to work on!

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      • daisyswank
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        • Dec 2006
        • 102

        #4
        Lol, I Love It!!!!!!!!
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        • LittleSassy
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          • May 2005
          • 7402

          #5
          damn what a wreck!!!

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          • marketsmart
            HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
            • Dec 2004
            • 20419

            #6
            no one that has a ferrari would have a garage that small... this is the dumbest thread other than that sweet t thread and the skybox jet...

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            • kilotoons
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2006
              • 519

              #7
              Funny as shit!


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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                She devils every one of them!

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                • sniperwolf
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 17743

                  #9
                  that's a sweet revenge...damn...
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                  • V_RocKs
                    Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 32448

                    #10
                    Insurance... Wouldn't bother me at all...

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                    • 96ukssob
                      So Fucking Banananananas
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 12991

                      #11


                      reminds me of something my gf would do. then i would stuff her in that red cooler on the right side afterwards
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                      • baddog
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        you mean it isn't true?

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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                          no one that has a ferrari would have a garage that small...
                          Apparently, you are wrong again.

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