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  • J$tyle$
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2003
    • 11500

    #1

    2 JEWS and a content sale! OY FUCKIN' VEY!

    One JEW'S name has been changed to protect the guilty!





    J$tyle$ (03:42 PM) :
    Hey man! What's up?
    Message was sent. User is Offline.
    The message will be delivered when user goes Online.

    The Negotiator (07:48 PM) :
    hey

    J$tyle$ (07:49 PM) :
    hey man! What's shakin'!

    The Negotiator (07:49 PM) :
    not much how you doing?

    J$tyle$ (07:51 PM) :
    I'm doing good, bro! What's up with that order from last week ... is it dead?

    The Negotiator (07:51 PM) :
    still gotta go through the 2257 pdfs, havent had time. i'll get a check out to you this week if you do $2350 for the 10 ;-)

    J$tyle$ (07:53 PM) :
    Oh, you're killing me dude! LOL

    from my last email to you:

    The price is $2600 ... if you can't do that - I understand.

    If you make this purchase now at $2600 and a month from now you purchase the other 12 ... I'll adjust the price THEN so that everything will have cost you $235, deal?

    The Negotiator (07:53 PM) :
    my rabbi isnt very pleased with you, young mr. styles.

    J$tyle$ (07:54 PM) :
    ahahahahahahahahaha!

    J$tyle$ (07:54 PM) :
    tell your rabbi to lend you $250 ;-)

    The Negotiator (07:54 PM) :
    he's a jew, he's cheap ;-)

    The Negotiator (07:54 PM) :
    umm... 2450 and we have a deal!

    J$tyle$ (07:55 PM) :
    $2500 and we're done like grandma's blintzes

    The Negotiator (07:55 PM) :
    ok

    J$tyle$ (07:55 PM) :
    cool - LMK when you are ready!

    The Negotiator (07:55 PM) :
    so i'll just add them to my cart then you'll send me an invoice or something?

    J$tyle$ (07:56 PM) :
    Yeah, I'll have my guy adjust the invoice and resend it to you after the fact! ... pleasure doing business with you, my Hebrew!

    The Negotiator (07:56 PM) :
    haha i love doing business with jews

    J$tyle$ (07:57 PM) :
    Keep it in the tribe and always be a menshe ya meshugena!
    8-)*THUMBS UP*

    The Negotiator (07:57 PM) :
    exactly :-)

    J$tyle$ (07:57 PM) :
    ;-)

    The Negotiator (07:57 PM) :
    i've never been screwed by a fellow jew before

    The Negotiator (07:57 PM) :
    (you know what i mean hahahha)

    J$tyle$ (07:58 PM) :
    I only sleep with shiksas personally LOL

    The Negotiator (07:58 PM) :
    hahahah

    The Negotiator (07:58 PM) :
    everyone has their own fetish i guess ;-)

    The Negotiator (07:58 PM) :
    i gotta jet, i'll be in touch!

    J$tyle$ (07:59 PM) :
    I'm off to hang with my wife ... would love to post this conversation on GFY!

    LMFAO!

    The Negotiator (07:59 PM) :
    hahah dont post it please ;-)

    J$tyle$ (07:59 PM) :
    the names have been changed!

    The Negotiator (07:59 PM) :
    they'll think we're part of some global jewish conspiracy ;-)

    J$tyle$ (08:00 PM) :
    hahahaha! We're not BUT that's why it's so funny!

    The Negotiator (08:00 PM) :
    i know heh.

    J$tyle$ (08:00 PM) :
    LOL

    J$tyle$ (08:00 PM) :
    go ... Talk soon!

    The Negotiator (08:00 PM) :
    have a good night ;-)

    J$tyle$ (08:00 PM) :
    you too, my Hebrew!

  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    Word!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Ycaza
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 4290

      #3
      jews............ sheesh, lol you are too funny my man
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      • Juicy D. Links
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        is that in reference to

        The Content Store?



        mouseover the link

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        • J$tyle$
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2003
          • 11500

          #5
          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
          is that in reference to

          The Content Store?



          mouseover the link

          Hahaha!

          Yep ... nice referral code, brotha!

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          • J$tyle$
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Apr 2003
            • 11500

            #6
            Originally posted by Cazually
            jews............ sheesh, lol you are too funny my man
            I love sales!

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            • martyVP
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2004
              • 1917

              #7
              you my jewnegro and im your armenegro.

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              • newbreed
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 9898

                #8
                J$tyle$ (07:55 PM) :
                $2500 and we're done like grandma's blintzes



                edit - J, hit me up about that other thing when you get a chance. I'm not Jewish, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night
                Last edited by newbreed; 07-20-2005, 07:50 PM.

                Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                • nofx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16826

                  #9
                  Do you really want to be banned again??? You are pushing it!
                  Last edited by Eric; 07-20-2005, 08:30 PM.

                  Often times I wonder why
                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                  • Jman
                    Already an AI veteran
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 22834

                    #10
                    Right on , to funny dude.

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                    • J$tyle$
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 11500

                      #11
                      Originally posted by nofx
                      I am an assbackwards racist piece of shit with a broken down used Toyota and I'm crying on GFY because I can't afford a new water pump if that's the problem!
                      Maybe one day you're luck will change.

                      With karma what it is - that's doubtful, but maybe.

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                      • Ycaza
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 4290

                        #12
                        Originally posted by J$tyle$
                        I love sales!

                        You, my friend are the ultimate sales guy and I think many have lots to learn from an intelligent, articulate man like you. my respects to you sir!!!!!
                        Caz Thrush
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                        [email protected]
                        http://thrushtech.com
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                        • Pornwolf
                          Drunk and Unruly
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 22712

                          #13
                          Hahaha, if it saves me money on content I'll convert. I already love latkes with applesauce and sour cream.
                          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                          Webair, bitches.

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                          • nofx
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 16826

                            #14
                            Originally posted by J$tyle$
                            Maybe one day you're luck will change.

                            With karma what it is - that's doubtful, but maybe.





                            right...keep eating it up peon

                            Often times I wonder why
                            There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                            When sickness comes I must decide:
                            When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                            • J$tyle$
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 11500

                              #15
                              Originally posted by nofx



                              right...keep eating it up peon
                              Peon?

                              LOL

                              Far from it.



                              I'm not the one that started a thread crying about having a broken down used car on gfy



                              Time for hillbilly broke gfy board rats to take a look in the mirror ... hmmmm?

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                              • sextoyking
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                                • Dec 2001
                                • 6034

                                #16
                                Funny one J$
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                                • nofx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 16826

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by J$tyle$
                                  Peon?

                                  LOL

                                  Far from it.



                                  I'm not the one that started a thread crying about having a broken down used car on gfy



                                  Time for hillbilly broke gfy board rats to take a look in the mirror ... hmmmm?

                                  crying? pfft

                                  please show me where I was crying

                                  It was a simple thread to ask others if they have been in the same situation to try and figure out more about it, you can go back to thinking harder about some more lame insults. its getting taken care of tomorrow.

                                  have a nice life

                                  if I was you, i'd kill myself
                                  Last edited by nofx; 07-20-2005, 09:27 PM.

                                  Often times I wonder why
                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

                                  Comment

                                  • Penthouse Tony
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 5835

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by J$tyle$
                                    The Negotiator (07:57 PM) :
                                    i've never been screwed by a fellow jew before

                                    The Negotiator (07:57 PM) :
                                    (you know what i mean hahahha)

                                    J$tyle$ (07:58 PM) :
                                    I only sleep with shiksas personally LOL
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                                    • FUCKuPAYme
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 1023

                                      #19
                                      your always goin to hang with your wife doesn't she work anymore.. or is she a full time mom

                                      bump for Jstyles
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                                      • J$tyle$
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 11500

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by nofx
                                        crying? pfft

                                        please show me where I was crying

                                        It was a simple thread to ask others if they have been in the same situation to try and figure out more about it, you can go back to thinking harder about some more lame insults. its getting taken care of tomorrow.

                                        have a nice life

                                        if I was you, i'd kill myself
                                        It's all good little hillbilly board rat.

                                        I already have a nice life

                                        If I was you, I'd buy a new car insdead of crying on gfy about your brokedown used Toyota - but then again, if I was you I'd be broke down too!

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                                        • datatank
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 5471

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by J$tyle$



                                          Time for hillbilly broke gfy board rats to take a look in the mirror ... hmmmm?



                                          Easy on the hillbillys bro

                                          Are Hillbilllys a race?

                                          LOL

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                                          • J$tyle$
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 11500

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by martyVP
                                            you my jewnegro and im your armenegro.
                                            No doubt, Armenegro!

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                                            • J$tyle$
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 11500

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by newbreed
                                              J$tyle$ (07:55 PM) :
                                              $2500 and we're done like grandma's blintzes



                                              edit - J, hit me up about that other thing when you get a chance. I'm not Jewish, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night
                                              hahaha!

                                              I'll hit you up tomorrow for sure!

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                                              • sextoyking
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                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 6034

                                                #24
                                                I really never do this but what the heck!!


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                                                • J$tyle$
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 11500

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Cazually
                                                  You, my friend are the ultimate sales guy and I think many have lots to learn from an intelligent, articulate man like you. my respects to you sir!!!!!
                                                  Thank you, Caz - and back at you

                                                  Been doing it all my life. Regardless of Adult ... I'll do it forever!

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                                                  • J$tyle$
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 11500

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by FUCKuPAYme
                                                    your always goin to hang with your wife doesn't she work anymore.. or is she a full time mom

                                                    bump for Jstyles
                                                    hahaha!

                                                    What can I say? I enjoy spending time with her! We've both been busy with work and the kids - gotta take the time whenever I can

                                                    BTW - yeah, she's still doing marketing and press releases for several clients

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                                                    • J$tyle$
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 11500

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by sextoyking
                                                      Funny one J$
                                                      Had me crackin' up for sure, Todd!

                                                      I knew you'd like it!

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                                                      • jonesy
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                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 6688

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by J$tyle$

                                                        J$tyle$ (07:55 PM) :
                                                        $2500 and we're done like grandma's blintzes

                                                        J$tyle$ (07:57 PM) :
                                                        Keep it in the tribe and always be a menshe ya meshugena!

                                                        .
                                                        Shooting Bikini Girls

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                                                        • J$tyle$
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 11500

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Sagi_AFF
                                                          Yeah, that was a good one

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                                                          • alexg
                                                            IL4L.com
                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 11287

                                                            #30

                                                            Find fuck buddies in your area!

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                                                            • J$tyle$
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 11500

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by datatank
                                                              Easy on the hillbillys bro

                                                              Are Hillbilllys a race?

                                                              LOL
                                                              Hahahaha!

                                                              He just pissed me off! You see the image he posted before he was warned he'd be banned?

                                                              Fucked up shit. bro!

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                                                              • MikeHawk
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                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 6683

                                                                #32
                                                                J$tyle$ (07:54 PM) :
                                                                tell your rabbi to lend you $250 ;-)


                                                                THE AMBUSH INTERVIEW

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                                                                • J$tyle$
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 11500

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by MikeHawk
                                                                  J$tyle$ (07:54 PM) :
                                                                  tell your rabbi to lend you $250 ;-)


                                                                  I'm witted like that!

                                                                  LOL

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                                                                  • Hollywood Horwitz
                                                                    Porn To ROCK!
                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 4357

                                                                    #34
                                                                    oy ga volt! you really shlepped your tukas for this one..
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                                                                    • J$tyle$
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 11500

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Hollywood Horwitz
                                                                      oy ga volt! you really shlepped your tukas for this one..
                                                                      LMFAO

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                                                                      • Penthouse Tony
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                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                        • 5835

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by sextoyking
                                                                        I really never do this but what the heck!!


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                                                                        • Ycaza
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                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 4290

                                                                          #37
                                                                          fuckin styles you just make me laugh. We gotta hang brother, you and few more of us should sit down for some dinner before miami.
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                                                                          • montrealpornking
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                                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                                            • 156

                                                                            #38
                                                                            It's a jewish thing

                                                                            The six men in a jewish woman's life who turn her on

                                                                            The Doctor because he says; "Take your clothes off"
                                                                            The Dentist because he says; "Open wide"
                                                                            The Milkman because he says; "Do you want it in the front or the back"
                                                                            The Hairdresser because he says; "Do you want it teased or blown"
                                                                            The Interior Decorator because he says; "Once it's in, you'll love it"
                                                                            The Banker because he says; "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

                                                                            The newly weds

                                                                            A marriage was arranged for a young Hasidic couple, as has been the tradition for centuries. The wedding takes place and Yossel and Annie are soon in bed ready to consummate their marriage. But Yossel is a novice.
                                                                            "I've never done this before," he tells Annie.
                                                                            Annie quickly reassures him. "Don?t worry, darling, I will guide you through the process. First of all, remove your garments."
                                                                            He complies.
                                                                            "No," she says, "all of them, not just your tzitzis."
                                                                            A little embarrassed, Yossel does what he is told.
                                                                            She says "OK, Yossel, now you need to lie right on top of me."
                                                                            "Naked?" he asks.
                                                                            "Yes" she says. So Yossel climbs on top of her, but just lies there.
                                                                            "Now" she says, put it inside me."
                                                                            "You mean my...?"
                                                                            "Yes!"
                                                                            Yossel again does what he is told but is still embarrassed and just lies there, rigid, on top of her, doing nothing.
                                                                            After 5 minutes of just lying there, it suddenly becomes clear to Annie what must happen next.
                                                                            "Now," she says to Yossel, "Daavin!!!"


                                                                            Sadie went to see her doctor and when he asked her about her problem, she replied that she was suffering from a discharge.
                                                                            The doctor said, "OK, Undress please and go lie down on the examination table."
                                                                            She did what he asked.
                                                                            The doctor put on his rubber gloves and began investigating her "private parts".
                                                                            After a couple of minutes, he asked Sadie, "How does that feel?"
                                                                            "Wonderful," replied Sadie, "but the discharge is from my ear."


                                                                            Hannah goes to visit her dentist.
                                                                            When Moshe finishes examining her teeth, he says, "I?m sorry to have to tell you this, but you need root canal treatment to one of your molars."
                                                                            Hannah cries, "Oy vey ist mir. I'd rather have a baby."
                                                                            Moshe replies, "Well let me know what you decide ? I?ll have to adjust the chair either way."
                                                                            "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."

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                                                                            • J$tyle$
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                              • 11500

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Cazually
                                                                              fuckin styles you just make me laugh. We gotta hang brother, you and few more of us should sit down for some dinner before miami.
                                                                              LMK, bro - i'm down for lunch before the show if we can put it together!

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                                                                              • llporter
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2005
                                                                                • 3221

                                                                                #40
                                                                                hardy har har

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                                                                                • J$tyle$
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                  • 11500

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by llporter
                                                                                  hardy har har
                                                                                  You no likey?

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                                                                                  • jonesy
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                    • 6688

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by J$tyle$
                                                                                    You no likey?

                                                                                    prolly a goy.
                                                                                    .
                                                                                    Shooting Bikini Girls

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                                                                                    • Mitch Cumstein
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                      • 96

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by montrealpornking
                                                                                      The six men in a jewish woman's life who turn her on

                                                                                      The Doctor because he says; "Take your clothes off"
                                                                                      The Dentist because he says; "Open wide"
                                                                                      The Milkman because he says; "Do you want it in the front or the back"
                                                                                      The Hairdresser because he says; "Do you want it teased or blown"
                                                                                      The Interior Decorator because he says; "Once it's in, you'll love it"
                                                                                      The Banker because he says; "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

                                                                                      The newly weds

                                                                                      A marriage was arranged for a young Hasidic couple, as has been the tradition for centuries. The wedding takes place and Yossel and Annie are soon in bed ready to consummate their marriage. But Yossel is a novice.
                                                                                      "I've never done this before," he tells Annie.
                                                                                      Annie quickly reassures him. "Don?t worry, darling, I will guide you through the process. First of all, remove your garments."
                                                                                      He complies.
                                                                                      "No," she says, "all of them, not just your tzitzis."
                                                                                      A little embarrassed, Yossel does what he is told.
                                                                                      She says "OK, Yossel, now you need to lie right on top of me."
                                                                                      "Naked?" he asks.
                                                                                      "Yes" she says. So Yossel climbs on top of her, but just lies there.
                                                                                      "Now" she says, put it inside me."
                                                                                      "You mean my...?"
                                                                                      "Yes!"
                                                                                      Yossel again does what he is told but is still embarrassed and just lies there, rigid, on top of her, doing nothing.
                                                                                      After 5 minutes of just lying there, it suddenly becomes clear to Annie what must happen next.
                                                                                      "Now," she says to Yossel, "Daavin!!!"


                                                                                      Sadie went to see her doctor and when he asked her about her problem, she replied that she was suffering from a discharge.
                                                                                      The doctor said, "OK, Undress please and go lie down on the examination table."
                                                                                      She did what he asked.
                                                                                      The doctor put on his rubber gloves and began investigating her "private parts".
                                                                                      After a couple of minutes, he asked Sadie, "How does that feel?"
                                                                                      "Wonderful," replied Sadie, "but the discharge is from my ear."


                                                                                      Hannah goes to visit her dentist.
                                                                                      When Moshe finishes examining her teeth, he says, "I?m sorry to have to tell you this, but you need root canal treatment to one of your molars."
                                                                                      Hannah cries, "Oy vey ist mir. I'd rather have a baby."
                                                                                      Moshe replies, "Well let me know what you decide ? I?ll have to adjust the chair either way."

                                                                                      What's Daavin mean?

                                                                                      I'm only 94% Jewish!

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                                                                                      • xNetworx
                                                                                        So Fucking What
                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                        • 14445

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Shabbat Shalom My Peoples

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                                                                                        • J$tyle$
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 11500

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by jonesy
                                                                                          prolly a goy.


                                                                                          My shiksa line is the best

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                                                                                          • montrealpornking
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                                                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                                                            • 156

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Mitch Cumstein
                                                                                            What's Daavin mean?

                                                                                            I'm only 94% Jewish!
                                                                                            Daavin is a word the religous people use which means to pray.
                                                                                            They tend to move front and back action as if they sway whey they Daavin.


                                                                                            So what about it
                                                                                            Moshe was talking to his friend, who was a Marketing Manager.
                                                                                            ?Benny,? says Moshe, ?what?s the difference between marketing and advertising? I?ve always wanted to know.?
                                                                                            ?Well,? replies Benny, ?suppose you?re at a party and you see a gorgeous lady across the room. Well, there are a number of things that could happen.
                                                                                            1. You could go over to her and say, ?Hi, I?m great in bed, so what about it??
                                                                                            That?s DIRECT MARKETING.
                                                                                            2. You could give your best friend £10 so he goes over to her and says, ?Hello, see my friend over there? He?s great in bed, so what about it??
                                                                                            That?s ADVERTISING.
                                                                                            3. She could come over to you and say, ?Hello, I?ve heard you?re great in bed, so what about it??
                                                                                            That?s BRAND RECOGNITION.
                                                                                            4. You could go over to her and get her telephone number. Then next day you could call her and say, ?Hello, I?m great in bed, so what about it??
                                                                                            That?s TELEMARKETING.
                                                                                            5. You could walk over to her, pour her a drink and say, 'May I?' You could then reach up to straighten her hair, at the same time brushing your groin against her leg, and say, 'Hello, I'm great in bed, so what about it??
                                                                                            That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.
                                                                                            6. You could talk her into going home with your friend.
                                                                                            That's a SALES REP.
                                                                                            7. Your friend might not be able to satisfy her and so she could then text you.
                                                                                            That's TECH SUPPORT.
                                                                                            8. You could leave the party and on your way home realize that there are probably many beautiful women in the houses you're passing. So you could shout out at the top of your voice, 'I'm great in bed.'
                                                                                            That's JUNK MAIL.
                                                                                            ?Thanks, now I understand,? says Moshe.
                                                                                            "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."

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                                                                                            • J$tyle$
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                              • 11500

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                                                              Shabbat Shalom My Peoples
                                                                                              Back at you and to everyone!

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                                                                                              • jonesy
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                                • 6688

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by J$tyle$


                                                                                                My shiksa line is the best

                                                                                                heres a shiksa line KB laid on me

                                                                                                "I hit shiksas for practice"
                                                                                                .
                                                                                                Shooting Bikini Girls

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                                                                                                • J$tyle$
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                  • 11500

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by jonesy
                                                                                                  heres a shiksa line KB laid on me

                                                                                                  "I hit shiksas for practice"
                                                                                                  THAT'S funny!

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                                                                                                  • J$tyle$
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                                    • 11500

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by montrealpornking
                                                                                                    Daavin is a word the religous people use which means to pray.
                                                                                                    They tend to move front and back action as if they sway whey they Daavin.


                                                                                                    So what about it
                                                                                                    Moshe was talking to his friend, who was a Marketing Manager.
                                                                                                    ?Benny,? says Moshe, ?what?s the difference between marketing and advertising? I?ve always wanted to know.?
                                                                                                    ?Well,? replies Benny, ?suppose you?re at a party and you see a gorgeous lady across the room. Well, there are a number of things that could happen.
                                                                                                    1. You could go over to her and say, ?Hi, I?m great in bed, so what about it??
                                                                                                    That?s DIRECT MARKETING.
                                                                                                    2. You could give your best friend £10 so he goes over to her and says, ?Hello, see my friend over there? He?s great in bed, so what about it??
                                                                                                    That?s ADVERTISING.
                                                                                                    3. She could come over to you and say, ?Hello, I?ve heard you?re great in bed, so what about it??
                                                                                                    That?s BRAND RECOGNITION.
                                                                                                    4. You could go over to her and get her telephone number. Then next day you could call her and say, ?Hello, I?m great in bed, so what about it??
                                                                                                    That?s TELEMARKETING.
                                                                                                    5. You could walk over to her, pour her a drink and say, 'May I?' You could then reach up to straighten her hair, at the same time brushing your groin against her leg, and say, 'Hello, I'm great in bed, so what about it??
                                                                                                    That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.
                                                                                                    6. You could talk her into going home with your friend.
                                                                                                    That's a SALES REP.
                                                                                                    7. Your friend might not be able to satisfy her and so she could then text you.
                                                                                                    That's TECH SUPPORT.
                                                                                                    8. You could leave the party and on your way home realize that there are probably many beautiful women in the houses you're passing. So you could shout out at the top of your voice, 'I'm great in bed.'
                                                                                                    That's JUNK MAIL.
                                                                                                    ?Thanks, now I understand,? says Moshe.

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