I vote werewolf because:
1- I like to be out during the day time
2- I don't want to sleep upside down or in a coffin
3- I don't want to live on this fucked up planet forever
4- When I die I wanna be dead, not undead
5- Fuck drinking blood, I like to eat a full meal (the whole body)
6- I like garlic on my pizza
7- I'm only a wolf 1 night a month
8- Holy water and Crosses wont make me cry like a lil bitch
9- A wolf can kick a bats ass
10- Check out this kick ass Vampire vs. Werewolf fight scene here
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