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  • seeric
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    • Aug 2004
    • 41917
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    5 Things to NEVER say to a WOMAN

    5 Things to never say to a woman in a relationship.


    1. Relax. Dumbest thing you can ever say to them.

    2. I love you. Especially during a fight. You do that, they gotcha!

    3. It's up to you. Never leave anything up to them.

    4. You knew I was this way when you married me. Big No No.

    5. Nothing. Fuel on the fire. Always say something back in evey situation.

    Gotta say I am loving Mens Health magazine. Actually shit that makes sense. I was reading this article in the mag this month and it made me remember some of my relationships.


    Dead on right.


    Theres no internet link or I would drop it here.

    You're on your own unless you have the hardcopy mag.
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    • throwdown
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      • Aug 2005
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      #2
      yup

      never say 'i love you'

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        • tgpmakers
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          Yep totally agree
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            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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              Woa, Sick.

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                • Big Red Machine
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                  How about everyone try to add another line(s):

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                    • NoCarrier
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                      5 Things to never say to a woman in a relationship.


                      1. Relax. Dumbest thing you can ever say to them.

                      2. I love you. Especially during a fight. You do that, they gotcha!

                      3. It's up to you. Never leave anything up to them.

                      4. You knew I was this way when you married me. Big No No.

                      5. Nothing. Fuel on the fire. Always say something back in evey situation.
                      6. Yes I fucked your best friend, but it doesn't count, I was using a condom.

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                        • uno
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                          I say relax to my gf all the time.

                          I say "It's up to you." also because I'm usually impartial and very easy going.

                          I tell her she knew how i was, what i did and what i was about way before we started dating. She's just getting used to it now a few months in and accepting it now that she sees things close up. On the flip side of that i knew my gf was a crazy bitch when we hooked up.

                          I always ignore her when she's being irrational because saying something, anything will NOT have a positive result.
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                            • seeric
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                              • Aug 2004
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                              #8
                              Originally posted by A1R3K
                              5 Things to never say to a woman in a relationship.


                              1. Relax. Dumbest thing you can ever say to them.

                              2. I love you. Especially during a fight. You do that, they gotcha!

                              3. It's up to you. Never leave anything up to them.

                              4. You knew I was this way when you married me. Big No No.

                              5. Nothing. Fuel on the fire. Always say something back in evey situation.

                              Gotta say I am loving Mens Health magazine. Actually shit that makes sense. I was reading this article in the mag this month and it made me remember some of my relationships.


                              Dead on right.


                              Theres no internet link or I would drop it here.

                              You're on your own unless you have the hardcopy mag.
                              7. You know that favorite pair of panities you have? Well, my secretary actually put those on by accident when she left on Sunday Night during our business meeting.

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                                • u-Bob
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                                  • Jul 2005
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by throwdown
                                  yup

                                  never say 'i love you'
                                  I learned that one the hard way

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                                    • pradaboy
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                                      • Dec 2003
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                                      #10
                                      Men's Health sucks man... it's all just nonsense. There are no universal rules for relationships and quite frankly their nutritional tips and workout schemes suck.
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                                        • Drake
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                                          #11
                                          The trick is to say all those things at once.

                                          Awww honey, just relax, you know that I love you. If you really want to, it's up to you. I'll try my best but you knew I was this way when you married me.

                                          Try it and see what happens.

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                                            • seeric
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                                              • Aug 2004
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by pradaboy
                                              Men's Health sucks man... it's all just nonsense. There are no universal rules for relationships and quite frankly their nutritional tips and workout schemes suck.
                                              its like cosmo for men

                                              it reminded me of young airek before he really understood how the opposite sex is built.

                                              now i just don't give a shit if they are around and go about making money instead of babies and plans to go out for couples night on fridays.

                                              no offense to others in relationships, but its just not for me.

                                              of course, the girl in your sig could shut me up for a few weeks if she didn't talk to much.

                                              Last edited by seeric; 09-18-2005, 01:49 PM.

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                                                    • tranza
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                                                      #14
                                                      "it's up tp you." never, never say that
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                                                        • CherryLipsRosa
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                                                          #15
                                                          I hate relax and don't worry lol those two just make my skin itch!
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                                                            • aico
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                                                              • Mar 2004
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                              5 Things to never say to a woman in a relationship.


                                                              1. Relax. Dumbest thing you can ever say to them.

                                                              2. I love you. Especially during a fight. You do that, they gotcha!

                                                              3. It's up to you. Never leave anything up to them.

                                                              4. You knew I was this way when you married me. Big No No.

                                                              5. Nothing. Fuel on the fire. Always say something back in evey situation.

                                                              Gotta say I am loving Mens Health magazine. Actually shit that makes sense. I was reading this article in the mag this month and it made me remember some of my relationships.


                                                              Dead on right.


                                                              Theres no internet link or I would drop it here.

                                                              You're on your own unless you have the hardcopy mag.
                                                              I guess we know who wears the pants in your relationships...

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                                                                • seeric
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by aico
                                                                  I guess we know who wears the pants in your relationships...

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                                                                    • MikeyFingaz
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                      5 Things to never say to a woman in a relationship.


                                                                      1. Relax. Dumbest thing you can ever say to them.

                                                                      2. I love you. Especially during a fight. You do that, they gotcha!

                                                                      3. It's up to you. Never leave anything up to them.

                                                                      4. You knew I was this way when you married me. Big No No.

                                                                      5. Nothing. Fuel on the fire. Always say something back in evey situation.

                                                                      .

                                                                      6. do my dishes before you go.

                                                                      7. but i was drunk..... and she came on to me.

                                                                      8. your mom is such a bitch.

                                                                      9. is this supposed to be meatloaf?

                                                                      10. but i thought sisters shared EVERYTHING.

                                                                      11. "one thing you CAN say to a woman"/....Ok, yes i fucked her. but lets talk about the word fuck for a second. a very important word, fuck is. and yes i FUCKED her. but i LOVE you. and if your gonna let something as little as a meaningless FUCK come between our LOVE..... well then baby, there is something really wrong here. (eddie murphy- raw)

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                                                                          I always say "Relax" and "Calm Down" to make her spaz out
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                                                                            • The Truth Hurts
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                                                                              never had a problem saying any of that shit to my wife...

                                                                              the REAL list of thing you shouldn't say goes something like...
                                                                              c unt, your pussy smells like rancid tuna salad, you're useless, anything weight related, and... i fucked your sister.

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                                                                                • Salvar
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                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • spanky part 2
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by MikeyFingaz
                                                                                      6. do my dishes before you go.

                                                                                      7. but i was drunk..... and she came on to me.

                                                                                      8. your mom is such a bitch.

                                                                                      9. is this supposed to be meatloaf?

                                                                                      10. but i thought sisters shared EVERYTHING.

                                                                                      11. "one thing you CAN say to a woman"/....Ok, yes i fucked her. but lets talk about the word fuck for a second. a very important word, fuck is. and yes i FUCKED her. but i LOVE you. and if your gonna let something as little as a meaningless FUCK come between our LOVE..... well then baby, there is something really wrong here. (eddie murphy- raw)
                                                                                      12. You're almost as good of a fuck as my last girlfriend.

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                                                                                        • Funbrunette
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                                                                                          Dangerously true!!!!
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                                                                                            • pornguy
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              My favorite during a fight out in public. And it always seems to work well.

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                                                                                                • georgeyw
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                                                                                                  best bet is to never say a word, nod and smile
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                                                                                                    • seeric
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      i just had sex with the hottest girl in tampa, and i told her "i love you"

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                                                                                                        • Spunky
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by MikeyFingaz
                                                                                                          6. do my dishes before you go.

                                                                                                          7. but i was drunk..... and she came on to me.

                                                                                                          8. your mom is such a bitch.

                                                                                                          9. is this supposed to be meatloaf?

                                                                                                          10. but i thought sisters shared EVERYTHING.

                                                                                                          11. "one thing you CAN say to a woman"/....Ok, yes i fucked her. but lets talk about the word fuck for a second. a very important word, fuck is. and yes i FUCKED her. but i LOVE you. and if your gonna let something as little as a meaningless FUCK come between our LOVE..... well then baby, there is something really wrong here. (eddie murphy- raw)
                                                                                                          Lol..those are great

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                                                                                                            • Dalai lama
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I never say ''I love you'' aswell, it sucks. Once you say it they just want to hear it over and over again.

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                                                                                                                    • sniperwolf
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Lol... it's just a matter of love and respect between couples, inlove couples aren't getting into a relationship for a competition. It's actually a give and take thing..

                                                                                                                      if the relationship is getting nowhere, not serious..

                                                                                                                      then by all means avoid saying these things...

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                                                                                                                          ROFL . The up to you one is the best
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                                                                                                                            • reed_4
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                                                                                                                              Can't say "No" to my woman.

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                                                                                                                                • je_rome
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                                                                                                                                  I agree with the fifth, Nothing. say that to her and she'll start something very bad.
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                                                                                                                                    • rebel_vamp
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Mike33
                                                                                                                                      The trick is to say all those things at once.

                                                                                                                                      Awww honey, just relax, you know that I love you. If you really want to, it's up to you. I'll try my best but you knew I was this way when you married me.

                                                                                                                                      Try it and see what happens.
                                                                                                                                      LOL. That is all in one line. Women would be definitely pissed off if ya tell them to shut up. They wouldn't shut up.

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                                                                                                                                        • Violetta
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                                                                                                                                          nice tips!! I always tell my gf that I love her when I fight. Wont do that anymore!
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                                                                                                                                            • d00t
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              "you're always right" .. worst line ever

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                                                                                                                                                • stfuvt
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                                                                                                                                                  thats really cool :D
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                                                                                                                                                    • Wiggles
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                                                                                                                                                      yeah i've noticed that 'relax' is definately not a good one.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Jace
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                                                                                                          5 Things to never say to a woman in a relationship.


                                                                                                                                                          1. Relax. Dumbest thing you can ever say to them.

                                                                                                                                                          2. I love you. Especially during a fight. You do that, they gotcha!

                                                                                                                                                          3. It's up to you. Never leave anything up to them.

                                                                                                                                                          4. You knew I was this way when you married me. Big No No.

                                                                                                                                                          5. Nothing. Fuel on the fire. Always say something back in evey situation.

                                                                                                                                                          Gotta say I am loving Mens Health magazine. Actually shit that makes sense. I was reading this article in the mag this month and it made me remember some of my relationships.


                                                                                                                                                          Dead on right.


                                                                                                                                                          Theres no internet link or I would drop it here.

                                                                                                                                                          You're on your own unless you have the hardcopy mag.
                                                                                                                                                          you know, i say ALL that shit, and often too...and is has never been a bad thing....and not once gotten her more mad

                                                                                                                                                          we barely ever fight though, we have had maybe one real fight in the past year

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                                                                                                                                                            • seeric
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                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 41917
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                                                                                                              i just had sex with the hottest girl in tampa, and i told her "i love you"


                                                                                                                                                              ok, so i lied, it was just a dream. Wheeeeeew. that was close. scared myself.

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                                                                                                                                                                • Pete-KT
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  I agree with all 5 of those

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                                                                                                                                                                    • The OMFG Kid
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                                                                                                                                                                        • thumbsdepot
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Never say "you're wrong, I'm right" even if she is wrong.

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                                                                                                                                                                              Np, you can use my CC if you need somehing
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                                                                                                                                                                                • fuelcell
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  did you say "Men's Health"???

                                                                                                                                                                                  i guess you weren't aware that magazine is intended for women and homosexuals? the hot guy on the cover didn't clue you in?
                                                                                                                                                                                  Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Elli
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      one thing it's best to never say to a woman:

                                                                                                                                                                                      "That dress would look better on your sister."
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • HammerALL
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          http://www.menshealth.com - it's a great magazine - I read an a few articles there that hit some of my relationship woes right on the head. Great reading, sex, work out, eating advice - great mag over all
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  my dad taught me at a young age...

                                                                                                                                                                                                  #1 thing to never ever say to a woman...


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