Everyone Loves the Smell of their own Farts!

**~Ray** · 09-16-2005, 07:18 AM

Mine smell like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday death bed.

**SomeCreep** · 09-16-2005, 07:20 AM

**jimthefiend** · 09-16-2005, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by HighOnAcid

And if you say that you don't then you're full of shit! Someone else's fart can make you sick but you never, ever get affected by your own sweet esscense.

I have come to the conclusion that everyone loves the smell of their own farts!

Carry on.

You need to get out more. For real.

**JerseyPuma** · 09-16-2005, 07:23 AM

I'm not arguing. My attempts at getting my girlfriend to enjoy them haven't been fruitful, though. Shes not a fan of me pulling the covers up and tenting the aroma in every time I squeeze one out in bed.

**Tylo** · 09-16-2005, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by JerseyPuma

I'm not arguing. My attempts at getting my girlfriend to enjoy them haven't been fruitful, though. Shes not a fan of me pulling the covers up and tenting the aroma in every time I squeeze one out in bed.

ahhhh Classic!! The good old Dutch oven

**BuggyG** · 09-16-2005, 07:30 AM

hehehe the good ol.. fart and then cover up your girlfriend and force her to breath in all that sweetness!!

brings back memories!

**Xtriker** · 09-16-2005, 07:48 AM

I can't say I love the smell but I like the sound of them

**fl_prn_str** · 09-16-2005, 07:51 AM

pull my finger

**Bama** · 09-16-2005, 08:11 AM

This question finally answers the "i wonder why their nick is highonacid" one i've had for awhile....

**Kard63** · 09-16-2005, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by HighOnAcid

And if you say that you don't then you're full of shit! Someone else's fart can make you sick but you never, ever get affected by your own sweet esscense.

I have come to the conclusion that everyone loves the smell of their own farts!

Carry on.

You are wrong but its ok. You've probably been wrong before.

**Godsmack** · 09-16-2005, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by HighOnAcid

And if you say that you don't then you're full of shit! Someone else's fart can make you sick but you never, ever get affected by your own sweet esscense.

I have come to the conclusion that everyone loves the smell of their own farts!

Carry on.

Well, actualy i do not love the smell of my own fart.. but i do feel a great sense of pride when it really really stinks!!

**J-$** · 09-16-2005, 08:52 AM

how do you make 2 holes disappear in one?%

stick your nose in my anus
*FART*
lol

**StephanieTD** · 09-16-2005, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by JerseyPuma

I'm not arguing. My attempts at getting my girlfriend to enjoy them haven't been fruitful, though. Shes not a fan of me pulling the covers up and tenting the aroma in every time I squeeze one out in bed.

..She's not a fan of Dutch Ovens?.. dump her...NOW!!

**Nifield** · 09-16-2005, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by Tylo

ahhhh Classic!! The good old Dutch oven

ahaha havent heard that one before good shit

**Manowar** · 09-16-2005, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by JerseyPuma

I'm not arguing. My attempts at getting my girlfriend to enjoy them haven't been fruitful, though. Shes not a fan of me pulling the covers up and tenting the aroma in every time I squeeze one out in bed.

**mrkris** · 09-16-2005, 09:21 AM

speaking of which, I am yet to understand why my farts yesterday smelled like cat food ... i never ate cat food that I can recall ... and sperminator ... yeah sometimes in the office his farts smell like burning wood

**junction** · 09-16-2005, 09:24 AM

I wouldnt say I "love" the smell of my farts. But I'm not bothered by them.

Everyone Loves the Smell of their own Farts!

Everyone Loves the Smell of their own Farts!

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