Not for nothing, Jessica Alba is fucking ugly...

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  • dropped9
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    • Jan 2001
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    #1

    Not for nothing, Jessica Alba is fucking ugly...

    Too skinny, no ass, no meat on her bones...

    What do you guys see in her?


    Give me a women with a real ass, some real hips, and ill hit that shit all night long...
  • NoCarrier
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    • Mar 2002
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    #2
    Originally posted by Headless
    Give me a women with a real ass, some real hips, and ill hit that shit all night long...
    You mean like her?!



    If I was hungry I'd take a bite out of her ass and she would never notice it.
    Last edited by NoCarrier; 09-15-2005, 03:44 PM.

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    • StickyGreen
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      • Oct 2003
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      #3
      i agree with the skinny, no ass part...but ugly? cmon now...
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      • Spunky
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        • Jun 2002
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        #4
        She's pretty hot..looks like a nice snug butt and perky tits

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        • Pipecrew
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          • Feb 2002
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          #5
          she's attractive but her ego is out of control, check her out on punk'd or read real life stuff about her, she thinks she's a god.

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          • pornstar2pac
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            • Nov 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by NoCarrier
            You mean like her?!



            boneprone fucked her
            Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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            • phonesex
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              • Mar 2005
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              #7
              find yourself a Latina girl. They have curves!

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              • NoCarrier
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                • Mar 2002
                • 16356

                #8
                Originally posted by pornstar2pac
                boneprone fucked her
                Yes, and boneprone is still stuck in there. No wonder why he never posts anymore.

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                • myjah
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                  • Sep 2003
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                  #9
                  She has a certain look to her that I think is very appealing.
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                  • Headless
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                    • Jan 2001
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                    #10
                    like this is an ass




                    jessica alba cant touch that

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                    • sicone
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                      • Jan 2004
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Headless
                      like this is an ass




                      jessica alba cant touch that
                      I'd pay to watch Jessica Alba touch it tho

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                      • Headless
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                        • Jan 2001
                        • 26727

                        #12



                        is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!

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                        • StickyGreen
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                          • Oct 2003
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                          #13
                          now that's an ass...

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                          • Headless
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                            • Jan 2001
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by StickyGreen
                            now that's an ass...


                            AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                            • StickyGreen
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                              • Oct 2003
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Headless



                              is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!
                              very nice...
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                              • NoCarrier
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                                • Mar 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by StickyGreen
                                now that's an ass...

                                HOLY SHIT!!!

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                                • sherie
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                                  • Feb 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Headless
                                  like this is an ass




                                  jessica alba cant touch that
                                  And neither can you :P
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                                  • StickyGreen
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                                    • Oct 2003
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                                    #18
                                    aight we better chill with all that, surfers are gonna flood this thread lol...
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                                    • detoxed
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                                      • Jan 2003
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                                      #19
                                      She is the perfect fuck toy.

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                                      • Headless
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sherie
                                        And neither can you :P

                                        LOL!!!!! But macdaddybucks can certainly touch an ad package on headlesslive.... ;)

                                        hit me up for info...

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                                        • Spunky
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                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978

                                          #21
                                          I like all types of women,tight butts, big butts..it's all good

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                                          • bradpitt
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                                            #22
                                            I fucked them
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                                            • MrPinks
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                                              • Oct 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Now this is an ASS!

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                                              • Nightwind
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                                                • May 2005
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MrPinks
                                                Now this is an ASS!

                                                For shizzle.

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                                                • MikeyFingaz
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                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 1569

                                                  #25
                                                  i agree with the whole too skinny and no ass part, but i do think she has a cute face. altho, more tits and ass are definately in order. now the pics of the asses that were posted, THATS what an ass is supposed to look like............. except for da big huge chick, lol.

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                                                  • sherie
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Headless
                                                    LOL!!!!! But macdaddybucks can certainly touch an ad package on headlesslive.... ;)

                                                    hit me up for info...
                                                    Choo got it mang.
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                                                    • u-Bob
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                                                      • Jul 2005
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                                                      #27
                                                      great body, great ass..... .. did i mention a GREAT ASS?

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                                                      • tenderobject
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                                                        • Dec 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Headless
                                                        like this is an ass




                                                        jessica alba cant touch that
                                                        fuck thats awesome. i havent seen ass like that!


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                                                        • tranza
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                                                          • Jun 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          i agree that she's skinny...not ugly
                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                          • Miguel T
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                                                            • May 2005
                                                            • 12470

                                                            #30
                                                            Damn, those are some fine ass's!

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                                                            • NoCarrier
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                                                              • Mar 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Headless
                                                              like this is an ass




                                                              jessica alba cant touch that
                                                              Hot ASS... But..

                                                              WTF?! Those pants are actually INSIDE HER ASS CRACK!!!! I'm sure those pants are currently brown, smelly and toxic.

                                                              Pants touching the asshole = NO GOOD.
                                                              Last edited by NoCarrier; 09-15-2005, 04:53 PM.

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                                                              • Doctor Dre
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                                                                • Jan 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                You'd hit it anytime
                                                                Originally posted by rayadp05
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                                                                • nico-t
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                                                                  • Aug 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Headless



                                                                  is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                  very nice

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                                                                  • PixeLs
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by StickyGreen
                                                                    now that's an ass...

                                                                    Now this is the type of ass I want; captured at the most precised angle..

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                                                                    • Kard63
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                                                                      • Nov 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I don't like her either but you are wrong about the ass. Its bigger than average.

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                                                                      • alan-l
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                                                                        • May 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by StickyGreen
                                                                        now that's an ass...

                                                                        "she" has testicles

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                                                                        • loverboy
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                                                                          • May 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Headless



                                                                          is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                          that's juicy, hands down!

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                                                                          • EroticySteve
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            That looks nothing like Juicy.
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                                                                            • taibo
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Headless



                                                                              is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                              brb gotta change my pants

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                                                                              • JerseyPuma
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by StickyGreen
                                                                                now that's an ass...

                                                                                The fisheye lens they shot it with certainly helps. Not to mention the blatant photoshops of asses they do on the AssParade tour.

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                                                                                • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Yeah right

                                                                                  Oh yeah...clearly no ass or hips...and just hideous...

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                                                                                  • Godsmack
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
                                                                                    Oh yeah...clearly no ass or hips...and just hideous...

                                                                                    Yeah thats horrible! baaah! yuk!! :-)
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                                                                                    • cfU
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      What do I see in her ? (myself I wish), but I guess:
                                                                                      http://img14.imagevenue.com/get_code...a_beach_07.jpg
                                                                                      and
                                                                                      http://img101.imagevenue.com/get_cod...a_beach_10.jpg

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                                                                                      • StuartD
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        She looks alright to me...





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                                                                                        • MacDaddyPlaya
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
                                                                                          Yeah, would never hit anything that ugly
                                                                                          Sigless

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                                                                                          • thumbsdepot
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Headless
                                                                                            Not for nothing, Jessica Alba is fucking ugly...
                                                                                            I wished my name was ugly.

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                                                                                            • wedouglas
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                                                                                              • Aug 2004
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Headless



                                                                                              is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                              So hot...

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                                                                                              • Kevsh
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I don't know how half of you guys give a "she's great!", "I'd hit it..." yadda yadda to every new girl posted on here - for content, solo sites, etc. - and by far most are average, at best ... and then come here and say Jessica isn't hot ...

                                                                                                You guys must be the same ones who walk into a used car lot and drool over the Gremlin and ignore the Mercedes

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                                                                                                • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  not bad..
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                                                                                                  • tf9901
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    49 . .
                                                                                                    Tomorrow is another day.

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