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Old 03-10-2007, 01:34 AM  
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A few years ago some buddies and I decided to have a pig roast.

We called a local pig farm and the farmer says come on over and pick one out.

We go there the day before the pig roast and pick out the fattest pig
on the farm.

The farmer shots it in the head with a rifle and that thing kicked for 15 minutes so he stabbed it in the heart and it still wouldn't die. The
blood was pumping out and all the other pigs went nuts and licked
all the blood.

The farmer and a couple of us dragged the pig still kickin out of the pen
and brought him to the gutting area.

The farmer brought out a flame thower and blasted the pig and we were like
shit what the fuck is he doing. He flamed the pig to burn the hair off and
a layer of skin.

We smoked the pig for about 20 hours and I was so sick of the smell I
couldn't eat it !
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