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Originally posted by cool1Ya like at 4:30 am when I am sleeping.
if it does oh well I have already won $300 in here
damn, I think I got danced out of the 2 spots I thought I won.
It sux when I get on the computer at 8:05 am and the winning post was at 8am
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I havent won anything in any of these contests in a long time. I keep missing the big pots.Living in Virtual Reality
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Ya it sucks when that happens, happened to me too many times already
oh well the pains of there being so mnay time zones in the world.
Well here is a joke to brighten the day.
The Letter
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad". With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice...
even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said
that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is
so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of
my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want! In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son, John
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is
safe for me to come home.Comment
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I really liked this one! :-DOriginally posted by cool1Ya it sucks when that happens, happened to me too many times already
oh well the pains of there being so mnay time zones in the world.
Well here is a joke to brighten the day.
The Letter
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Busy ranking websites on Google...
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Originally posted by cool1Ya it sucks when that happens, happened to me too many times already
oh well the pains of there being so mnay time zones in the world.
Well here is a joke to brighten the day.
The Letter
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad". With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice...
even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said
that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is
so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of
my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want! In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son, John
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is
safe for me to come home.
Haha thats awesome.Comment
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what I don't like is when people who know they can win, still post and try to get the win, there by taking it away from someone else who would have got it.
even if they do not win they bump you the possible winner out of the winning spot and someone else gets it.
I don't mind if they help bump the thread to the winner but then they should back off and let the real players in to win.Comment
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i totally agree, cool1! ;)Originally posted by cool1what I don't like is when people who know they can win, still post and try to get the win, there by taking it away from someone else who would have got it.
even if they do not win they bump you the possible winner out of the winning spot and someone else gets it.
I don't mind if they help bump the thread to the winner but then they should back off and let the real players in to win.---
Busy ranking websites on Google...
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Originally posted by cool1what I don't like is when people who know they can win, still post and try to get the win, there by taking it away from someone else who would have got it.
even if they do not win they bump you the possible winner out of the winning spot and someone else gets it.
I don't mind if they help bump the thread to the winner but then they should back off and let the real players in to win.
Too true, oh well nowadays its just too many people playing..... its too random sometimes throwing strategy out the door and I've noticed the board lags alot more now around a winning post.Comment
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Exactly my point Nettrust
oh well time for another laugh
Cake Or Bed
A Husband Is At Home Watching A
Football Game When His Wife Interrupts:
Honey,
Could You Fix The Light In The Hallway?
It's Been Flickering For Weeks Now.
He Looks At Her And Says Angrily,
Fix The Lights Now?
Does It Look Like I Have
Ge Written On My Forehead?
I Don't Think So.
Fine.
Then The Wife Asks,
Well Then, Could You Fix The Fridge Door?
It Won't Close Right
To Which He Replied,
Fix The Fridge Door?
Does It Look Like I Have Westinghouse
Written On My Forehead?
I Don't Think So
Fine, She Says
Then You Could At Least Fix The Steps
To The Front Door?
They Are About To Break.
I'm Not A Carpenter And I Don't
Want To Fix Steps.
He Says, Does It Look Like I Have
Ace Hardware Written On My Forehead?
I Don't Think So.
I've Had Enough Of You...
I'm Going To The Bar!!!!
So He Goes To The Bar And Drinks For A
Couple Of Hours....................................
He Starts To Feel Guilty About How
He Treated His Wife, And Decides
To Go Home.
As He Walks Into The House He Notices
That The Steps Are Already Fixed.
As He Enters The House, He Sees The
Hall Light Is Working.
As He Goes To Get A Beer, He Notices
The Fridge Door Is Fixed.
Honey, He Asks, How'd All This Get Fixed?
She Said, Well, When You Left I Sat
Outside And Cried.
Just Then A Nice Young Man Asked Me
What Was Wrong, And I Told Him.
He Offered To Do All The Repairs, And
All I Had To Do Was Either
Go To Bed With Him Or Bake A Cake.
The Husband Said,
So What Kind Of Cake Did You Bake?
She Replied,
Hellooooo....
Do You See Betty Crocker Written
On My Forehead?
I Don't Think So!Comment
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