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Old 03-06-2007, 10:43 PM  
SteveLightspeed
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Originally Posted by BoardGoerge View Post
These must be true, because they are shown in every porn movies.

The thirty things I have learned about love by watching porn...


3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to suck it

29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head, and the other proudly on his hip
I don't get these. These aren't normal?
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