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  • The Sultan Of Smut
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    • Dec 2004
    • 4325

    #1

    Question about ass shaving

    This is a question to the content guys (or girls) that shave the hair off their ass holes. Is there a trick to not having your farts not sound like you're shitting your pants? I ask this because I enjoy farting around people in public but every time I do after shaving my ass my buddies make some comment like 'you better change you ginch dude'.

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  • The Sultan Of Smut
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    • Dec 2004
    • 4325

    #2
    I should also have mentioned that I started shaving my ass - while ass wasn't too hairy to start with - I started to get more rimmers

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Exhausting gas is nothing to be ashamed of...it relieves stress

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      • Empress_JoinRightNow
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        • Aug 2005
        • 1207

        #4
        I love to fart. But I do not shave my ass though. Got no hair there.

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        • Holly
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          • Jun 2003
          • 10017

          #5
          A little tmi for me... however, the best advice I can give you is this: wax. I haven't shaved in years and would never go back. Go to a nice salon and they will take everything off for you. No shaving, no bumps, no razor rash, and it lasts for weeks... smooth as a baby's butt. I usually have a pedicure that day, too.

          I have no idea what to do about your flatulence problem. And congrats on the rimmers.
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          • MandyBlake
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            • Nov 2002
            • 17761

            #6
            Originally posted by Holly
            A little tmi for me... however, the best advice I can give you is this: wax. I haven't shaved in years and would never go back. Go to a nice salon and they will take everything off for you. No shaving, no bumps, no razor rash, and it lasts for weeks... smooth as a baby's butt. I usually have a pedicure that day, too.

            I have no idea what to do about your flatulence problem. And congrats on the rimmers.
            i have a one word reply.
            OUCH! lol
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            • chazer
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              • Jan 2003
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              #7
              Alot of places won't wax male nether regions. At least around where I am.

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              • Spunky
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                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Originally posted by chazer
                Alot of places won't wax male nether regions. At least around where I am.
                Not without it costing you 20 bucks

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                • Holly
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                  • Jun 2003
                  • 10017

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MandyBlake
                  i have a one word reply.
                  OUCH! lol
                  It's not that bad after you do it for awhile. Everything comes off really easy. BUT, several months ago the girl who always does me was pregnant and out on a leave. I got this new chic and she got the wax too hot and burned me. That hurt like a BITCH for 2 or 3 days.

                  If you ever start doing it you'll never go back to shaving.
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                  • 3M TA3
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                    • Aug 2005
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Holly
                    It's not that bad after you do it for awhile. Everything comes off really easy. BUT, several months ago the girl who always does me was pregnant and out on a leave. I got this new chic and she got the wax too hot and burned me. That hurt like a BITCH for 2 or 3 days.

                    If you ever start doing it you'll never go back to shaving.
                    i use the wax at home kits and they work very well. i wax my hands and nuckles and it doesn't hurt a bit.

                    I tried shaved my feet and toes ones but got ingrown hairs. does this happen with waxing?

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                    • Holly
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 10017

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BlueMoon
                      i use the wax at home kits and they work very well. i wax my hands and nuckles and it doesn't hurt a bit.

                      I tried shaved my feet and toes ones but got ingrown hairs. does this happen with waxing?
                      lol, I've never heard of shaving your feet.

                      No, I've never gotten an ingrown hair from waxing. That's one of the big pluses.
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                      • Nismo
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                        • May 2002
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                        #12
                        Fuck hot wax and Fuck shaving it.

                        Use Sally Hansons Lotion Hair Remover. You can even get the shit in a spray bottle.
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                        • MandyBlake
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 17761

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Holly
                          It's not that bad after you do it for awhile. Everything comes off really easy. BUT, several months ago the girl who always does me was pregnant and out on a leave. I got this new chic and she got the wax too hot and burned me. That hurt like a BITCH for 2 or 3 days.

                          If you ever start doing it you'll never go back to shaving.
                          oh man i can imagine!
                          i'm sure i wouldn't go back to shaving...but its taking that first step.
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                          • Jakke PNG
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                            • Nov 2001
                            • 20306

                            #14
                            I've been at my summer cottage (without running water) for 1½ month now, my balls are hairy. I have contemplated at using tweezers to pull all those pesky hairs out... So far I've been too pussy to go for it.
                            This has been a public service announcement.
                            ..and I'm off.

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                            • bringer
                              i have man boobies
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 13082

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Holly
                              It's not that bad after you do it for awhile. Everything comes off really easy. BUT, several months ago the girl who always does me was pregnant and out on a leave. I got this new chic and she got the wax too hot and burned me. That hurt like a BITCH for 2 or 3 days.

                              If you ever start doing it you'll never go back to shaving.
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                              • jigg
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                                • Feb 2002
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                                #16
                                what is the difference in going to a salon to get waxed and not get any bumps?


                                no surprise on the rimmers, most people don't like eating hair
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                                • 3M TA3
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                  I've been at my summer cottage (without running water) for 1½ month now, my balls are hairy. I have contemplated at using tweezers to pull all those pesky hairs out... So far I've been too pussy to go for it.
                                  This has been a public service announcement.
                                  my kind of place...no running water but internet!!

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                                  • 3M TA3
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Holly
                                    lol, I've never heard of shaving your feet.

                                    No, I've never gotten an ingrown hair from waxing. That's one of the big pluses.
                                    well you get that unsightly hair off your toes and upper foot.

                                    I don't like hair. I'm actually trying to pick bets around the office so if i loose i'll shave my head.

                                    I'm picky about the way i look. but i'm picky cheap. i need a good haircut but i'm not spending a fortune on it. i'm like that with everything.

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                                    • Jakke PNG
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                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 20306

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BlueMoon
                                      my kind of place...no running water but internet!!
                                      Lol, yeah.
                                      2mbps adsl but no running water or indoors plumming
                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                      • 3M TA3
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                        Lol, yeah.
                                        2mbps adsl but no running water or indoors plumming
                                        sounds like heaven

                                        i moved to phoenix a few months back from a little town of 800 people and now I get pissed when i have 1/2 the bars on my cell phone

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                                        • Holly
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                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 10017

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Nismo
                                          Fuck hot wax and Fuck shaving it.

                                          Use Sally Hansons Lotion Hair Remover. You can even get the shit in a spray bottle.
                                          Are you going to the Southern Miss game tomorrow?


                                          edit: lotion hair removal sucks. All that mess is nasty.
                                          Last edited by Holly; 09-09-2005, 09:41 PM.
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                                          • Holly
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 10017

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by bringer
                                            hit me up on icq
                                            i need after pics
                                            Unfortunately, I did not have the forethought to take pictures of my burned crotch, to share later. Disappointing, I know.
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                                            • Nismo
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                                              • May 2002
                                              • 4977

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Holly
                                              Are you going to the Southern Miss game tomorrow?


                                              edit: lotion hair removal sucks. All that mess is nasty.
                                              I was suppose to go to the game, but not now.

                                              and I will agree most hair removal lotion fucking sucks. However, sally hansons is the best.
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                                              • bringer
                                                i have man boobies
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 13082

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Holly
                                                Unfortunately, I did not have the forethought to take pictures of my burned crotch, to share later. Disappointing, I know.
                                                i was looking more for a job well done pic
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                                                • GatorB
                                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 18208

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Holly
                                                  A little tmi for me... however, the best advice I can give you is this: wax. I haven't shaved in years and would never go back. Go to a nice salon and they will take everything off for you. No shaving, no bumps, no razor rash, and it lasts for weeks... smooth as a baby's butt. .
                                                  A salon will wax your BUTTHOLE? That's what he was talking about his BUTTHOLE not his butt. That's a HUGE difference.

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                                                  • Holly
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                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 10017

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jigg
                                                    what is the difference in going to a salon to get waxed and not get any bumps?


                                                    no surprise on the rimmers, most people don't like eating hair
                                                    jigg- next time I go to get waxed, I am taking you with me. You are still my favorite twink.

                                                    (When you shave, it cuts the hair off at the skin line and sometimes it grows back in and curves into your skin, causing an ingrown hair. Waxing pulls the hair out at the root, so it takes a long time to grow back, and it's usually, smooth, fine hairs.)
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                                                    • Holly
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                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Nismo
                                                      I was suppose to go to the game, but not now.

                                                      and I will agree most hair removal lotion fucking sucks. However, sally hansons is the best.
                                                      I'm probably going to be at the Arkansas game in a couple of weeks. I've got skybox tickets.
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                                                      • Holly
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                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bringer
                                                        i was looking more for a job well done pic
                                                        Meet me behind the Red Lobster and I will show you the real deal.
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                                                        • Holly
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                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 10017

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by GatorB
                                                          A salon will wax your BUTTHOLE? That's what he was talking about his BUTTHOLE not his butt. That's a HUGE difference.
                                                          I will admit that I don't know my salon's policy about males, and I never see them in there getting waxed. But for females, yes, they will and do wax everything, including your BUTTHOLE. It's a bottom to top procedure.
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                                                          • bringer
                                                            i have man boobies
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 13082

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Holly
                                                            Meet me behind the Red Lobster and I will show you the real deal.
                                                            ill be waiting
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                                                            • GatorB
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                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 18208

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Holly
                                                              I will admit that I don't know my salon's policy about males, and I never see them in there getting waxed. But for females, yes, they will and do wax everything, including your BUTTHOLE. It's a bottom to top procedure.
                                                              A seriously doubt any female has as much hair on her butthole as me that's for sure. I definately would get charged extra.

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                                                              • bringer
                                                                i have man boobies
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 13082

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                A seriously doubt any female has as much hair on her butthole as me that's for sure. I definately would get charged extra.
                                                                you have those buffalo size dingle berries every time you shit?
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                                                                • Holly
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                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 10017

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by bringer
                                                                  ill be waiting
                                                                  Order me a shrimp pasta and one of those strawberry daiquiris with the whipped creme on top, to go.
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                                                                  • Holly
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                                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                    A seriously doubt any female has as much hair on her butthole as me that's for sure. I definitely would get charged extra.
                                                                    I can tell you with all sincerity, that I truly hope that my butthole is not as hairy as yours. However, if you go and tell them you want "everything" off, they're gonna do your butthole region too, unless you tell them not to.
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                                                                    • GatorB
                                                                      The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                      • Oct 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by bringer
                                                                      you have those buffalo size dingle berries every time you shit?
                                                                      No I usually use about a half a roll of toilet paper to make sure I get as much as a I can.

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                                                                      • GatorB
                                                                        The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 18208

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Holly
                                                                        I can tell you with all sincerity, that I truly hope that my butthole is not as hairy as yours. However, if you go and tell them you want "everything" off, they're gonna do your butthole region too, unless you tell them not to.
                                                                        That would be a mighty fine episode of "Dirty Jobs" now wouldn't it?

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                                                                        • Sly
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Holly
                                                                          jigg- next time I go to get waxed, I am taking you with me. You are still my favorite twink.
                                                                          You fuckin' whore!
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                                                                          • Holly
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                                                                            • Jun 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Sly
                                                                            You fuckin' whore!
                                                                            Oh, shit. Busted.

                                                                            In my own defense... emotionally, it is more than I can handle, seeing you become the fuck toy of 75% of the posters on this board. I have to put up walls to protect myself from your hurt. I'm a Capricorn, you know. Plus, my pool has algae in it since the big storm last week, so I'm pissed that I've spent all week trying to get it clean. *Someone* has not been doing his job.
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                                                                            • Lykos
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              jesus,u r crazy

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                                                                              • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 10581

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                A little tmi for me... however, the best advice I can give you is this: wax. I haven't shaved in years and would never go back. Go to a nice salon and they will take everything off for you. No shaving, no bumps, no razor rash, and it lasts for weeks... smooth as a baby's butt. I usually have a pedicure that day, too.

                                                                                I have no idea what to do about your flatulence problem. And congrats on the rimmers.
                                                                                I used to wax this body builder guy when I worked in the salon. When it came time to do the asshole, I always brang in the gay owner to take care of that

                                                                                I didnt know that hairs on the ass had anything to do with the sound or smell of flatulence

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                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I will never try to shave my ass for a reason or another.

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                                                                                  • Antonio
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                                                                                    • Oct 2001
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                    No, I've never gotten an ingrown hair from waxing. That's one of the big pluses.
                                                                                    I've waxed my chest 2 or 3 times, I get million small 'pimples', didn't mind the pain at all, but the day after I look like I have some skin disease

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                                                                                    • u-Bob
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                                                                                      • The Duck
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Well I dont know what to say.
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                                                                                        • Scott McD
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                          But for females, yes, they will and do wax everything, including your BUTTHOLE. It's a bottom to top procedure.
                                                                                          Damn, i wanna watch that shit...


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