Originally Posted by dissipate

Fuck jokes, heres a real story!

So I move down to Costa Rica. I have this 70ish year old neighbor named Bob. Bob retired here from the US a couple years back for the sole reason of fucking prostitutes 3 days a week (prostitution is legal in Costa Rica). So three days a week or he has his usual "girls" come over. You can usually tell a girl is coming over because he's putting around the complex wearing his white robe trying to hide his cialis erection.

Anyways, according to Bob, he can't stand women with shaved pussies. He had to put a stop to this. So what did he do? He went down to the local wig shop and had a crotch toupee made. Yes a crotch toupee. He makes his whores wear it every time they come over to fuck. I didn't believe him and demanded to see it.... oh christ it actually exists!