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spacedog · 03-03-2007, 12:45 AM

New York City was having a major problem with pigeons.
Everywhere all over New York these damn pigeons were causing an uproar.
Bird shit everywhere, flying around shitting everywhere...

The citizens were outraged & demanding action.

The New York City officials tried everything they could, but nothing worked.. They just could not control these damn pigeons.. they couldn't get rid of them & no matter how hard they tried, they could not kill them..

Outraged citizens began to protest.. The media held a press conference where the mayor announces,

"The city of New York will pay to any person who can get rid of these pigeons, the sum of one million dollars, no questions asked.. just get rid of the damn pigeons".

next day, a man walks into the mayors office & says,
"Hey mayor, so, is it true that you're gonna pay me one million dollars to get rid of your pigeons?

The mayor excitedly says, "yes, yes, just get rid of those pesky fucking birds, I don't care how you do it"..

So the man replies, "alrighty then, but if you ask questions, it's gonna cost ya a million bucks per question"..

The mayor nods, "ya, ya.. no questions, just get rid of them pesky pigeons"..

So, this man walks out of the mayors office, hops into his car & drives to the Brooklyn bridge..

Standing at the Brooklyn bridge, he opens his coat & takes out a box.

He opens the box & takes out a pink pigeon & then tosses the pink pigeon into the air, whom then flys in circles over the water.

All of a sudden, millions of pigeons began flying around this pink pigeon.. around & around in circles millions of pigeons, when all of a sudden the pink pigeon nose dives into the water,,,,,,,,

All the other pigeons follow.. millions of pigeons nose diving into the water...

the pink pigeon goes all the way to the bottom.... all the other pigeons follow.. the pink pigeon quickly turns around & swims back to the top & fly's out of the water,,, but all the other pigeons drown & die....

the pink pigeon flys back to the man with the box, upon which the man places the pink pigeon back into the box....

The next day, the man is walking into the mayors office where everyone is excited & happy with joy..

The mayor says,

"wonderful, wonderful.. finally they're gone, and just as I promised.. here's your 2 million dollars"..

The man looks puzzled & replies,
"But I thought the deal was one million dollars?"

The mayor responds,

"Oh, yes, yes.. but I have one question.."

"You wouldn't happen to have a pink nigger in a box would you?"

03-03-2007, 12:45 AM
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	New York City was having a major problem with pigeons. Everywhere all over New York these damn pigeons were causing an uproar. Bird shit everywhere, flying around shitting everywhere... The citizens were outraged & demanding action. The New York City officials tried everything they could, but nothing worked.. They just could not control these damn pigeons.. they couldn't get rid of them & no matter how hard they tried, they could not kill them.. Outraged citizens began to protest.. The media held a press conference where the mayor announces, "The city of New York will pay to any person who can get rid of these pigeons, the sum of one million dollars, no questions asked.. just get rid of the damn pigeons". next day, a man walks into the mayors office & says, "Hey mayor, so, is it true that you're gonna pay me one million dollars to get rid of your pigeons? The mayor excitedly says, "yes, yes, just get rid of those pesky fucking birds, I don't care how you do it".. So the man replies, "alrighty then, but if you ask questions, it's gonna cost ya a million bucks per question".. The mayor nods, "ya, ya.. no questions, just get rid of them pesky pigeons".. So, this man walks out of the mayors office, hops into his car & drives to the Brooklyn bridge.. Standing at the Brooklyn bridge, he opens his coat & takes out a box. He opens the box & takes out a pink pigeon & then tosses the pink pigeon into the air, whom then flys in circles over the water. All of a sudden, millions of pigeons began flying around this pink pigeon.. around & around in circles millions of pigeons, when all of a sudden the pink pigeon nose dives into the water,,,,,,,, All the other pigeons follow.. millions of pigeons nose diving into the water... the pink pigeon goes all the way to the bottom.... all the other pigeons follow.. the pink pigeon quickly turns around & swims back to the top & fly's out of the water,,, but all the other pigeons drown & die.... the pink pigeon flys back to the man with the box, upon which the man places the pink pigeon back into the box.... The next day, the man is walking into the mayors office where everyone is excited & happy with joy.. The mayor says, "wonderful, wonderful.. finally they're gone, and just as I promised.. here's your 2 million dollars".. The man looks puzzled & replies, "But I thought the deal was one million dollars?" The mayor responds, "Oh, yes, yes.. but I have one question.." "You wouldn't happen to have a pink nigger in a box would you?"