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  • MetroPornTour
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    • Apr 2005
    • 1043
    #1

    I'm pissed off with my husband. - Post your best Newfie jokes here.. Acadien ones too

    Yes he just pissed me off today. I can tolerate a little bit of whore-ish behaviour without earning money. But he is just milking it. (Do men have a monthly time too.)

    He hates being called stupid and having his dialect made fun of.

    So here is my contribution.

    "One day a Newfie goes down to the village carpenter and requests a wooden crate that is 1 inch tall, 1 inch wide and 50 feet long."

    When the carpenter asks what he needs it for, the Newfie replies "The wife snapped her clothesline the other day, and I have to send it to Toronto to get it fixed."
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    • Slacker
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 331
      #2
      What the hell are you talking about?

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        • Funbrunette
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          • May 2002
          • 4834
          #3
          Two words for you "Lorena Bobbitt"
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            • Chris
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              • May 2003
              • 27880
              #4
              canadian jokes make my brain hurt
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                • Murderous
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 3938
                  #5
                  Is this why I haven't seen him online today? Out doing chores?

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                    • Phoenix
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 35475
                      #6
                      i heard that there is in ice crisis in Newfieland right now?

                      someone lost the recipe?
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                          • May 2002
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                            • Doc911
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                              • Feb 2004
                              • 3695
                              #8
                              Two newfies where drinking some beers while driving through the canadian counrty side. One of them spotted a police car stopping motorists. "Quick pull over" he said and pulled a few beer lables off the bottles. They stuck the lables to their foreheads and drove up to the road block. the policeman stopped them and seeing the beer lables asked if they were drinking...

                              of cource not ocifer we're on the patch!


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                                • Thumbking
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                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 1067
                                  #9
                                  Since winter is comming and I love ice fishing I got one for ya

                                  This Newfie is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with
                                  his auger when a loud booming voice says "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"
                                  So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again.
                                  The same voice booms "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!".
                                  So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice
                                  immediately comes again "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!".
                                  The Newf looks around and says "Who are you anyways? God?"

                                  "NO I'M THE ARENA MANAGER!"

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