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  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #1

    2 Guys In a Bar

    So this one guy leans to the other and says....

    "I've fucked your mother, the bitch sucked my cock and I fingered in her ass and then shot my load all over her tits !!!!"

    The first guy looked at him and said....


    ....



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    .........




    ..........



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  • 69pornlinks
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 5560

    #2
    one says 'i got monkey at home that can suck a mean dick you wanna try'
    the other dude say 'sure why not'
    gets to the pad
    the dude says to the monkey ' go suck his dick'
    the monkey looks at him like he's crazy
    the dude say again 'go suck his dick'
    the monkey doesn't budge
    so the dude says to the monkey 'This is the late time i show you'
    It IS what it IS

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    • Sosa
      In Tushy Land
      • Oct 2002
      • 40149

      #3
      lol! never heard that one

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      • bllott
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 2368

        #4
        Originally posted by 69pornlinks
        one says 'i got monkey at home that can suck a mean dick you wanna try'
        the other dude say 'sure why not'
        gets to the pad
        the dude says to the monkey ' go suck his dick'
        the monkey looks at him like he's crazy
        the dude say again 'go suck his dick'
        the monkey doesn't budge
        so the dude says to the monkey 'This is the late time i show you'

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        • axelcat
          Adult Locals
          • Jun 2002
          • 25450

          #5
          Originally posted by 69pornlinks
          one says 'i got monkey at home that can suck a mean dick you wanna try'
          the other dude say 'sure why not'
          gets to the pad
          the dude says to the monkey ' go suck his dick'
          the monkey looks at him like he's crazy
          the dude say again 'go suck his dick'
          the monkey doesn't budge
          so the dude says to the monkey 'This is the late time i show you'

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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            very funny good ones lol

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            • Joesho
              want to get in shape
              • Jan 2003
              • 12329

              #7
              racked em shit it killed him
              Got any domains to sell?
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              • garce
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2001
                • 7103

                #8
                Couple of good ones there

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                • Vitasoy
                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 58202

                  #9
                  haha that was not bad.


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