Fuck that, I'm not tipping the pizza man anymore!

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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880
    #51
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      • Sly
        Let's do some business!
        • Sep 2004
        • 31380
        #52
        Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
        Actually i have the perfect person here to set you straight ( a former pizza delivery guy )

        Pizza place's make more delivering than anything else. They don't pay for gas/mileage ( well actually every pizza place set's their own rules but most of the big ones don't ) . But to boil it down into easy to understand terms , he ( the pizza delivery guy ) would make $250-300 a night , and pay for all expenses. Plus they usually pay them minimum wage ( and that just covers taxes basically because its mandatory to claim 10% of sales as tips) so they dont actually get a check.. just tips.

        So he would clear 45k a year after expenses.
        That sounds like a very rare exception. I know a couple pizza delivery people right now and it isn't anything like that. Some nights they do great, others are terrible, but $45k is pretty off the wall.

        To pull in $300 a night assuming $5 average tip on an average 8 hr. shift, we're talking 8-10 deliveries per hour. Your buddy must wear a blue jump suit with a red cape and fly around the city to deliver at that rate.
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          • ChevyBalls
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2005
            • 154
            #53
            That sounds like a very rare exception.
            Got that right! $100 would be considered a very good night from where I come from. And that is from being busy in and out the door all night long.

            Is your buddy in the US?

            Because, why does the pizza delivery guy have to pay tax on the pizza he delivers? So those delivery guys that deliver high priced furniture have to pay tax on their deliveries as well?

            The store is responsible for all the sales taxes. The pizza delivery driver is responsible for gas expenses, wear and tear on his vehicle, and claming tips as income. So trust me, those guys are pissed already. You want to avoid this list at all costs. Just a measly $1 per delivery can keep you off.



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              • Sosa
                In Tushy Land
                • Oct 2002
                • 40149
                #54
                most places include the tip in deliveries now so I don't even bother. Most I tip them if they dont' include is a few bucks, unless they have to head out in a snow storm then I'll tip more.

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                  • foolio
                    ICQ: 178725656
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 12366
                    #55
                    Papa Johns suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! The sauce is too fucking sweet

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                      • Khun
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1239
                        #56
                        I never tip them.
                        You have any idea how much spit, snot, pubes and cum you have ate then?

                        Ya, I used to deliver and hell yes, if you stiffed me once, from then on your pizza was fucked with.

                        I spend my money on my gas and use my car to bring something to you, and you stiff me? You're fucked bro.

                        Take this as a lesson, these guy make minimum wage and if they get fired, there are 20 other places that they can get a job the next day, so they dont care. If you order delivery and don't tip, your food has been fucked with. And no, you can't look at it and tell. Enjoy!
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                          • Peaches
                            Old broad
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 13933
                            #57
                            Originally posted by foolio
                            Papa Johns suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! The sauce is too fucking sweet
                            I agree! It's the sweetest sauce I've ever tasted on a pizza. Not a favorite at all

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                              • kmanrox
                                aka K-Man
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 29295
                                #58
                                Originally posted by Harmon
                                I usually take 20 or 30 pennies, put them in a cup and piss on them. Then I hand them to the pizza guy as I am slamming the door in his face.

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                                  • ssp
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2005
                                    • 7990
                                    #59
                                    Getting a tip or no tip, messing about with somebodies food is a truely horrible and cowardly thing to do. I have absolutely no respect for people who spit in other people's food.

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                                      • TiGrrPrr
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 562
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by MacDaddyPlaya
                                        Maybe you have just never had a good slice. I always thought pizza was like sex...even when its bad, its pretty good.

                                        funny AND wise words

                                        (but there are some bad pizzas out there lurking, over cooked, and saucenasty)
                                        Last edited by TiGrrPrr; 09-09-2005, 05:21 AM.

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                                          • Herb Kornfield
                                            Is on the 1
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 4996
                                            #61
                                            I just cruise around the corner and get the pie myself... its only 5 mins from my place here and I get to take my truck out for its weekly drive

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