Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Bro... you need to do Cuba with ME!!! Who ever set this up for you has not a clue how to get things done down there.

I have nothing but good times down there, drama free, and have plenty of chicas and mojitos to take care of all your problems. We have a private house down there that rents to us, so it's full on any thing you want, any time you want it. You just gotta know how to get it done.

BTW... funny story about the Cuban immigration:

I shoot down there from time to time and once I took a vibrator. A smooth one, looks like a large bullet. So the lady is looking through my bad after my lights drew attention to them, pulls out the dildo and asks if it's a microphone!!!!! I said yes, and she puts it to her mouth and starts singing!!! It was the funniest shit I have EVER seen in my life. Everyone in line (mostly Americans) had a look of horror on their face but we were singing with her and egging her on.

I LOVE CUBA!!!!!