My Dear Son,
I hate to have to come here during my busy day and yours. I love you son, but we have to stop bothering the busy people who don't have time to read the massage boards all day, or whatever you young whippersnappers call them nowadays.
Mr Lensmens called me at my office today about you looking for him constantly on the massage boards. Son, I am very busy. I was in a meeting picking new carpets for new Motel 6 that we are acquiring for the family business. I am very busy and Mr Lensmens is too. He was only on the 11th hole at the country club when his Blackberry went off alerting him of your page on the massage board. Son, you made him hook his tee shot and he is not happy.
I must get back to my meeting now, please son, wait for the nice man to email you back instead of beckoning him after 3 minutes of waiting for a reply to the email.
P.S.
Please pick up a gallon of milk for dinner and make sure that you don't keep mom's minivan out too long this evening. She needs to go to bingo tonight.
Thanks son. We love you.
DAD
I hate to have to come here during my busy day and yours. I love you son, but we have to stop bothering the busy people who don't have time to read the massage boards all day, or whatever you young whippersnappers call them nowadays.
Mr Lensmens called me at my office today about you looking for him constantly on the massage boards. Son, I am very busy. I was in a meeting picking new carpets for new Motel 6 that we are acquiring for the family business. I am very busy and Mr Lensmens is too. He was only on the 11th hole at the country club when his Blackberry went off alerting him of your page on the massage board. Son, you made him hook his tee shot and he is not happy.
I must get back to my meeting now, please son, wait for the nice man to email you back instead of beckoning him after 3 minutes of waiting for a reply to the email.
P.S.
Please pick up a gallon of milk for dinner and make sure that you don't keep mom's minivan out too long this evening. She needs to go to bingo tonight.
Thanks son. We love you.
DAD
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