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  • Pimp Dough
    • Aug 2026

    #1

    Instant Messaging Fun (Yahoo!) - Fucking Hilarious & Lame

    countryblonde4you02: whats that for

    me: waving bye... because u need to get with the program. no but for real - WalMart has a deal going on - webcam (does live video and still shots) and comes with a free microphone

    me: $25

    me: cant beat that

    me:works great too, friend got it

    countryblonde4you02: lol why should i put a pic i dont meet people off i hardly come into chat rooms so i dont need to get with progam like i care

    countryblonde4you02: lol

    me: okay... then give attitude and be bitchy - your choice

    countryblonde4you02: lol im not being a bitch

    me: the internet is another form of communication

    me: its not a bunch of freaks

    me: some, sure

    me: not all

    me: so its not bad to meet ppl from the internet

    me: generally speaking

    countryblonde4you02: well its not my cup of tea if you ask me lol

    me: well being a country blonde... (as if blonde isn't bad enough), i cant imagine what your cup of tea is like

    countryblonde4you02: lol what does that have to do with anything lol

    me: well... ur blonde is officially showing through

    countryblonde4you02: lol

    me: good job!

    countryblonde4you02: lol ok your a dork so bye

    me: im the dork...

    countryblonde4you02: lol yeah i think so meeting people of the net sounds dorky to me

    me: who are u? nobody... so what u "think" really does not have an effect on anyone else. im sure people have told u to keep your mouth shut in the past - now is a good time to take their advice

    countryblonde4you02: lol yeah right everyone loves me so who do you think you are lol just go away your not worth my time freak

    me: Seriously... do yourself a favor and just logoff Yahoo! You will get torn apart everytime you get on here trying to act like a hardass with no pic and a lack of personality... not to mention an ego that you cant backup

    countryblonde4you02: lol

    countryblonde4you02: yeah whatever your such a class act yourself

    me: im a normal kid who is bored and on the internet at night... i have met ppl in the past after talking to them for a period of time online. its normal to meet ppl in the real world

    countryblonde4you02: lol

    countryblonde4you02: ok bye

    countryblonde4you02: good for you

    me: ur a fucking tool... crack my shit up

    countryblonde4you02: lol yeah ok

    me: "yeah ok"

    countryblonde4you02: such a big mouth to you kiss your mom with that talk

    me: such an airhead... let me fill your mouth with jizz and then your head wont be so lightweight

    countryblonde4you02: lol yeah ok im airhead ok i have 4.0 at SLU lol

    countryblonde4you02: duh i wouldnt be a airhead

    countryblonde4you02: would i

    countryblonde4you02: lol

    me: I do not remember asking about your grade point average... SLU is for nerds (dorks)... and ppl who waste $

    countryblonde4you02: lol yeah right slu is one of the best schools

    countryblonde4you02: lol

    me: No it is not.

    countryblonde4you02: umm yes it is

    countryblonde4you02: one of the best schools

    me: No it is not.

    me: ur mom and daddy must have told u that

    me: its not the case

    countryblonde4you02: fuck off please

    countryblonde4you02: bye

    me: u have priests that molest kids

    countryblonde4you02: no we dont

    me: thats hot!

    me: sick Catholic fuckers

    me: its a school made up of a huge cult

    me: rather small cult actually

    me: its been real (keepin it real).... good luck on your sick Catholic cult education

    countryblonde4you02: lol yeah ok whatever losert

    me: losert?

    countryblonde4you02: lol

    me: fucking tard

    countryblonde4you02: your a tard

    countryblonde4you02: lol dude please a get a fuckin life for real this is so lame

    countryblonde4you02: i dont even know you so why are you keep im me fore

    countryblonde4you02: leave me alone

    countryblonde4you02: fucking dork

    me: You do not know people online (I do not get online.)...

    me: so I am 1 with the rest

    me: as long as u continue saying shit you cant backup, im going to pound ya

    me: if u were hear right now i would smack you in the face (im sure you have a fat one with no picture)

    me: here*

    me: dumb hahahaha lickin' whorebag douche mother fuckin bitch

    countryblonde4you02: wow such dirty talk do you kiss your mother with those words omg like that really hurts my feeling lol

    me: You sound asian by the way you type...

    countryblonde4you02: lol

    countryblonde4you02: im asian lol

    me: Go figure......

    countryblonde4you02: lol

    me: blonde asian

    countryblonde4you02: NOT im american lol

    me: what a combo

    me: dont swallow, thats ok... ill nut on your chin

    countryblonde4you02: where did you get all those words from the dictorary i dont know what half those mean but thanks for all those words lol

    me: Take English 101, its considered to be a helpful course to those looking to pass Freshman year of college.

    me: You most definitely need some help with your grammatical errors.
    countryblonde4you02: lol well i just dont think i should stoped to your leavel of talk your a sick person who needs help so due me a favor go away

    me: With a 4.0 GPA and over the age of 18... you tell people to "go away"...

    me: That is hilarious.

    countryblonde4you02: i dont want to talk to you anymore

    countryblonde4you02: just leave me alone

    countryblonde4you02: im a lady i dont talk bad its not my nature

    countryblonde4you02:i dont know why your picking on me just because i dont have a pic

    countryblonde4you02: thats kinda of lame

    countryblonde4you02: so leave me alone

    countryblonde4you02: i dont want to talk

    me: You are the only person I have talked like this to... so do not be offended.

    me: Answer this... are you overweight?

    countryblonde4you02: hell no

    me: There are programs out there for that.

    countryblonde4you02: why cant you leave me alone

    me: You really want me to leave you alone cutie?

    countryblonde4you02: lol

    countryblonde4you02: yeah go

    me: later

    me: 1 last thing... thank you. I enjoyed our session tonight.
  • Furious_Female
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 8187

    #2
    Trolling women in chat rooms? Where is the funny part?
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    • Pimp Dough

      #3
      The conversation was hilarious. I usually NEVER go into chatrooms. Finally I found one I wanted to talk to and she had no picture - from there... things went downhill! LMAO.

      Originally posted by Furious_Female
      Trolling women in chat rooms? Where is the funny part?

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      • aztecvision
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 979

        #4
        Did you copy and paste the wrong conversation? I guess you were half right, it's definetly lame.

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        • Ninja Scripts
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2005
          • 1032

          #5
          You are a dick and should be kicked in the nuts by bigfoot.

          And that was lame as hell.

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          • Pimp Dough

            #6
            I guess it was only funny to me because I was behind it... and you missed the first half of the conversation because I closed out of that before copying the rest.

            Fuck you all... lil' pussies trying to ruin my 3:30am excitement.

            Go back to "submitting galleries" for your $19.99 affiliate payout!... LMAO! Unless you have amazing traffic, you aren't making shit. Good luck "affiliates"... hah!

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            • Tuga
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 7678

              #7
              What a dork...

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              • DutchTeenCash
                I like Dutch Girls
                • Feb 2003
                • 21684

                #8
                Lame

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                • Ninja Scripts
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 1032

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pimp Dough
                  I guess it was only funny to me because I was behind it... and you missed the first half of the conversation because I closed out of that before copying the rest.

                  Fuck you all... lil' pussies trying to ruin my 3:30am excitement.

                  Go back to "submitting galleries" for your $19.99 affiliate payout!... LMAO! Unless you have amazing traffic, you aren't making shit. Good luck "affiliates"... hah!
                  Says the tool selling his sig for 25 cents a post. You're a really valuable individual eh?

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                  • Pimp Dough

                    #10
                    I do just fine for being in college.

                    Originally posted by Ninja Scripts
                    Says the tool selling his sig for 25 cents a post. You're a really valuable individual eh?

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                    • Ninja Scripts
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 1032

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Pimp Dough
                      I do just fine for being in college.
                      And I do just fine for skipping college. Go troll some more 14 year old girls with your garbage.

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                      • SilverTab
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 5060

                        #12
                        wow...the ripper is a ganster chatlog was actually funnier, and someone actually died in it....for real..

                        that's saying a lot...
                        mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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                        • bdld
                          $100,000
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 11452

                          #13
                          that's way too long to read

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                          • Furious_Female
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 8187

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Pimp Dough
                            I guess it was only funny to me because I was behind it... and you missed the first half of the conversation because I closed out of that before copying the rest.

                            Fuck you all... lil' pussies trying to ruin my 3:30am excitement.

                            Go back to "submitting galleries" for your $19.99 affiliate payout!... LMAO! Unless you have amazing traffic, you aren't making shit. Good luck "affiliates"... hah!
                            Sorry, I wouldn't know how to submit a gallery if I tripped over it.
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                            • SilverTab
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 5060

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Pimp Dough
                              Go back to "submitting galleries" for your $19.99 affiliate payout!... LMAO! Unless you have amazing traffic, you aren't making shit. Good luck "affiliates"... hah!

                              haha that's actually funny...
                              you're trying to sell your sig 100$ a month....


                              now i'm 100% sure I make more money than you...
                              mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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                              • SilverTab
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 5060

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Furious_Female
                                Sorry, I wouldn't know how to submit a gallery if I tripped over it.

                                haha don't worry..it's not worth the effort anyway..
                                mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                                but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                                • Pimp Dough

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by uproared
                                  I want my 5 minutes back.
                                  I warned you all it was lame. I apologize for the misleading "hilarious" word. Far from funny, but God damn it was entertaining being a part of the convo.

                                  P.S. - she was 20-22 years old... nothing less. Dumb fucker.

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                                  • Ninja Scripts
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 1032

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Furious_Female
                                    Sorry, I wouldn't know how to submit a gallery if I tripped over it.
                                    I unfortunately do. I bought a big setup back in 2001 and dumped it a month later after a million gallery hits.

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                                    • georgeyw
                                      58008 53773
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 9865

                                      #19
                                      blah blah blah

                                      boring shit - what was your point?
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                                      • Pimp Dough

                                        #20
                                        go submit your galleries and shut the hell up...

                                        Originally posted by georgeyw
                                        blah blah blah

                                        boring shit - what was your point?

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                                        • Ninja Scripts
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 1032

                                          #21

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                                          • Ninja Scripts
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 1032

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by georgeyw
                                            blah blah blah

                                            boring shit - what was your point?
                                            Nice sig, check out my script.

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                                            • Pimp Dough

                                              #23
                                              LMFAO!!!!!

                                              It happens. Not a big deal. Its after 3:00am... its hilarious people took the time to actually read something so lame, not to mention respond to it.

                                              And people like you keep coming back to the thread!!!!!!! lol... must be entertaining to you - f'n moron.

                                              go sell your ninja scripts - LMAO


                                              Originally posted by Ninja Scripts

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                                              • Ninja Scripts
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 1032

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Pimp Dough
                                                LMFAO!!!!!

                                                It happens. Not a big deal. Its after 3:00am... its hilarious people took the time to actually read something so lame, not to mention respond to it.

                                                And people like you keep coming back to the thread!!!!!!! lol... must be entertaining to you - f'n moron.

                                                go sell your ninja scripts - LMAO

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                                                • Pimp Dough

                                                  #25
                                                  u stick ur thin wire dick in that thing to jerkoff or what? lol



                                                  Originally posted by Ninja Scripts

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                                                  • SilverTab
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                    • 5060

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Pimp Dough
                                                    LMFAO!!!!!

                                                    It happens. Not a big deal. Its after 3:00am... its hilarious people took the time to actually read something so lame, not to mention respond to it.

                                                    And people like you keep coming back to the thread!!!!!!! lol... must be entertaining to you - f'n moron.

                                                    go sell your ninja scripts - LMAO
                                                    we were expecting something funny..which you didn't delivered...

                                                    do you really think I have anything better to do at this hour?...no!
                                                    I see a thread claming some "hillarious" content...I read it..(takes about 3 minutes) and figure out it's lame...

                                                    no biggy...I probably wont remember it tomorrow..however each time i'll see the name pimpdough i'll think "oh it's that guy who started that lame and unfunny thread"....
                                                    mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                                                    but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                                                    • Ninja Scripts
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 1032

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Pimp Dough
                                                      u stick ur thin wire dick in that thing to jerkoff or what? lol

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                                                      • bhutocracy
                                                        Not making A Comeback
                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                        • 10218

                                                        #28
                                                        ok we have a confirmed surfer/sig whore that laughs at submitting gals and rips into girls on yahoo.. weeee.

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                                                        • SilverTab
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 5060

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                                          ok we have a confirmed surfer/sig whore that laughs at submitting gals and rips into girls on yahoo.. weeee.

                                                          i'd say that's a pretty accurate summary!
                                                          mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                                                          but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                                                          • GoogleBot
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                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                            • 764

                                                            #30
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                                                            • brilsmurf
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                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 3405

                                                              #31
                                                              tha worst spent 10 minutes of reading shit in my life!
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                                                              • Turf
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                • 1865

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Ninja Scripts
                                                                You are a dick and should be kicked in the nuts by bigfoot.

                                                                And that was lame as hell.
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                                                                • chodadog
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 9736

                                                                  #33
                                                                  That was lame. It wasn't funny at all, but oh so fucking lame. You are retarded. I can't believe someone would be so stupid as to not realise he was the idiot in this situation. And then to go and post it on a public forum? Haha. Man, you're so fucking stupid.
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                                                                  • pr0
                                                                    rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                    • 23088

                                                                    #34
                                                                    i see your still pimpin out your sig for $100
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                                                                    • germ
                                                                      ( o Y o )
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 3108

                                                                      #35
                                                                      worst thread ever.

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