wow they sound like great pets.
On that note, I have a few hundred CockROACHES is anyone want s a few startes let me know.
They are great first pets, they don't make a noise but hiss every once in a while, they are slow and docile, they look cool, they are easy to care for - just toss in some food and water every other day or so. And if you forget to feed them they can eat just about damn near anything. Some roaches can survive on the glue from a stamp and even eat bits of cardboard. They are community friendly, and the adults don't eat the babies.
Oh and they don't bark or fly.