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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
To answer several of your posts...
Why ladyboys?
1) Ladyboys are everything you always wanted your girlfriend to be.
2) Ladyboys are tall, well built, slender, and very sexy. Most of them will never get fat.
3) Ladyboys will suck your cock ANYTIME day or night. They live to suck your cock.
4) Ladyboys will clean your house, get your food, and be a bum with you.
5) Ladyboys (good ones - the only kind I deal with), will fuck girls with you!!!
6) Ladyboys can not get pregnant.
7) Ladyboys will please you in every way you could ever imagine, and a few you can't.
8) Ladyboys can help you kick someones ass if you get into a fight.
9) Ladyboys will never tell you they are "not in the mood" for sex.
10) Ladyboys can be your girlfriend AND your buddy. It's a win-win.
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Additional reasons you forgot to mention
1) Hard to win a fight against "her", their stamina is not only at bed, but at fist fighting as well.
2) Hard to break up since she'll more likely kick your ass and won't leave you alone regardless what you'll say to "her"
3) All cocks look the same for them, so expect her to become more than friendly with all your male relatives n' friends.
4) Fag n' homo will become your daily routine namecalling behind your back and not only.
5) When on crisis she'll wear your clothes or ask you questions about your prostate no female gf would ever ask you.
6) During her 30s she'll enter mother syndrome period asking you to adopt someone's else kid. The "I don't want kids" promo advantage will become your daily nightmare.
7) Her best friends are always gonna be either shemales or males. Guess how many clubs aside gogo you'll manage to enter? Right, none.
8) When she get's hardons your ass will realize that passive word is not only about english passive voice. (if already hasnt).
9) And if she happens to be extremely "gifted" you'll be introduced to all glorious medical terms like internal bleeding.
10) After her 40s her voice in best case will remind you the one of Danny Devito and worst case of Brando in Godfather series